First of all, am I really here killing time until my post-Florida State game hangover takes over my system?
Maybe / maybe not. Only my hairdresser knows for sure. But one thing I do know: If I were guest-moderator of this forum (don't laugh, it has been suggested) one of the first things I would do is set up a MESS (for you non-tech bros, that stands for Mild Electric Shock System) whereby any poster who posted "Bingo" or ended a post with a sarcastic "Thanks" would get a little zapperoo. Nothing harmful, just a small, brief jolt to remind them of their lameness.
And then I'd take it from there. My three-man Board of Directors AKA the Holy Trinity would include Yogi, Chapman and the Ghost of helltopay1. My Supreme Court would be bearister. My 'bot-in-chief would be movielover. concordtom would remain in his current position of Obituary Thread Czar. There would be some serious fun around here... fun for me, anyway.
Dammit, I was REALLY hoping we would make March Madness this year. Good night.
Maybe / maybe not. Only my hairdresser knows for sure. But one thing I do know: If I were guest-moderator of this forum (don't laugh, it has been suggested) one of the first things I would do is set up a MESS (for you non-tech bros, that stands for Mild Electric Shock System) whereby any poster who posted "Bingo" or ended a post with a sarcastic "Thanks" would get a little zapperoo. Nothing harmful, just a small, brief jolt to remind them of their lameness.
And then I'd take it from there. My three-man Board of Directors AKA the Holy Trinity would include Yogi, Chapman and the Ghost of helltopay1. My Supreme Court would be bearister. My 'bot-in-chief would be movielover. concordtom would remain in his current position of Obituary Thread Czar. There would be some serious fun around here... fun for me, anyway.
Dammit, I was REALLY hoping we would make March Madness this year. Good night.


