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Cal88
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Kind of.

A friend send me these from the same dinner a little while ago, say what you want about the orange man, but he's got a pretty sharp and sarcastic sense of humor...



bearister
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The irony of tRump perceiving himself as an Alpha male:

Dyed fake hair
Fake teeth
Fake tan
Perfume and hair product
Extra shoulder padding in jacket
Wider in the hips than the shoulders
Shoe lifts and heels
Small feet
Ken doll size hands
Whiny voice

Did anyone crack any jokes for the benefit of the ruddy faced mate with the red beanie cap on*about the Diocese of Los Angeles paying $800,000,000 yesterday for the child rape cases which edged the Church's payout total in the U.S. to almost $4,000,000,000?

Opinion | Cardinal Dolan and the Sexual Abuse Scandal - The New York Times


https://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/opinion/cardinal-dolan-and-the-sex-abuse-scandal.html

"Cardinal Timothy Dolan, while archbishop of Milwaukee, moved $57 million off the archdiocesan books into a cemetery trust fund six years ago in order to protect the money from damage suits by victims of abuse by priests."
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You forgot DODGING THE DRAFT 5 TIMES.

Cults don't end well. They really don't
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DiabloWags said:

You forgot DODGING THE DRAFT 5 TIMES.


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bearister said:

The irony of tRump perceiving himself as an Alpha male:

Even Chuck Schumer behaved because he was in awe of the Donald.
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A few moments later....

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bearister said:


Great look. Why I don't look up to religious leaders at all. They are basically politicians
AunBear89
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This is funny, in a tragic comic sort of way:
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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AunBear89 said:

This is funny, in a tragic comic sort of way:

OMG

No intelligence whatsoever


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Cal88
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SBGold said:

AunBear89 said:

This is funny, in a tragic comic sort of way:

OMG

No intelligence whatsoever


VOTE BLUE


Wow.

Trump is actually 100% right in this video, midwits who are immersed in the global warming doomer cult are the irrational/unscientific ones here.

The opening statement by that fellow is wrong, there has been no significant change in the rate of ocean water rise over the last century. The historical data proves it beyond any doubt.
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Cal88 said:

SBGold said:

AunBear89 said:

This is funny, in a tragic comic sort of way:

OMG

No intelligence whatsoever


VOTE BLUE


Wow.

Trump is actually 100% right in this video, midwits who are immersed in the global warming doomer cult are the irrational/unscientific ones here.

The opening statement by that fellow is wrong, there has been no significant change in the rate of ocean water rise over the last century. The historical data proves it beyond any doubt.
Tell that to NASA

https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/sea-level/?intent=121


Believe in science, not Trump

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AunBear89
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"The mixing of the sand and the water."

OMG! You are correct! Trump IS a genius and totally understands "the climate" and its parts and complexities. We should let him do all the science because he is so fu&$ing smart and you righty simpleton are convinced of that fact.


Are you from Vichy, by any chance?

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
Cal88
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The subject of the debate here is pretty simple: the allegation that there was a significant increase in the rate of sea level rise in Florida (or elsewhere) over the past several decades,

The most accurate, reliable and consistent data from historic tidal gage stations measurements as compiled by NOAA establish beyond any doubt my assertion that there was no significant change in the rate of sea rise:

https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_states.html?gid=1238











https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_states.html?gid=1238
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SBGold said:

bearister said:


Great look. Why I don't look up to religious leaders at all. They are basically politicians



In light of the fact the good Cardinal years ago lost his standing to have any moral authority to preach from the pulpit due to his enabling and cover up conduct with regard to the Child Rape Crisis*, he really shouldn't be held to a higher standard than the next tRumper. It is actually perfectly appropriate he is sitting next to, yucking it up with and applauding the Antichrist.

*I believe Dolan prefers the euphemism, "Clergy Misconduct Crisis" which makes it sound more like they were hitting the till after the Sunday collections.
*I was an altar boy at St. Paschal's for 5 years and never met a bad priest. No reported incidences happened there. We had a war hero as a Pastor and he protected us.
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The Catholic Church in America should be penniless for their crimes
Censorship has always been a tool of the fascist
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Cal88 said:

The subject of the debate here is pretty simple: the allegation that there was a significant increase in the rate of sea level rise in Florida (or elsewhere) over the past several decades,

The most accurate, reliable and consistent data from historic tidal gage stations measurements as compiled by NOAA establish beyond any doubt my assertion that there was no significant change in the rate of sea rise:

https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_states.html?gid=1238











https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_states.html?gid=1238
Do you understand the difference between local and global sea levels. Of course not, it would ruin your narrative.
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bearister said:

SBGold said:

bearister said:


Great look. Why I don't look up to religious leaders at all. They are basically politicians



In light of the fact the good Cardinal years ago lost his standing to have any moral authority to preach from the pulpit due to his enabling and cover up conduct with regard to the Child Rape Crisis*, he really shouldn't be held to a higher standard than the next tRumper. It is actually perfectly appropriate he is sitting next to, yucking it up with and applauding the Antichrist.

*I believe Dolan prefers the euphemism, "Clergy Misconduct Crisis" which makes it sound more like they were hitting the till after the Sunday collections.
*I was an altar boy at St. Paschal's for 5 years and never met a bad priest. No reported incidences happened there. We had a war hero as a Pastor and he protected us.

Nobody died in the Jan 6 protests.
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calpoly said:

Cal88 said:

The subject of the debate here is pretty simple: the allegation that there was a significant increase in the rate of sea level rise in Florida (or elsewhere) over the past several decades,

The most accurate, reliable and consistent data from historic tidal gage stations measurements as compiled by NOAA establish beyond any doubt my assertion that there was no significant change in the rate of sea rise:

https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_states.html?gid=1238











https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_states.html?gid=1238
Do you understand the difference between local and global sea levels. Of course not, it would ruin your narrative.


Do you even realize that all oceans and seas that aren't landlocked are connected? The variations from station to station are due to differences in local movements of land mass over time. However, if there was a recent increase in sea level rise rates, you would have seen that pattern in pretty much all tidal gage stations across the world. But you don't!


I have a background in data analysis and understand how you can construct a rise in sea level rates narrative by combining different data sets with different time spans. For example, the aggregate of these two charts will misleadingly show a significant increase in the rate of sea rise from 1980 on, while individual chart clearly don't:






This is how for instance Michael Mann was able to drylab his famous hockey stick chart.

That is why you can't debunk local tidal gage charts that go a century back, they are all consistently linear, which negates the notion that the rate sea level rise is increasing. The random error patterns are very consistent across time (their data set is homoscedastic).

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dajo9 said:

The Catholic Church in America should be penniless for their crimes


At least the L.A. Dioceses didn't play the "which shell is the pea under" con game and file for bankruptcy protection like the Diocese of both Oakland and San Francisco did.
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No, you stepped in and switched the focus to one of your pet causes: Anthropogenic climate change denial. You take every opportunity to trot your carefully curated graphs and opinion pieces.

My focus wasn't on the substance of the question, but on the utter lack of substance, coherence, and intelligence in the answer.

Trump was lobbed a beach ball sized softball. The climate denial should be baked in with any conservative politician, with similar hand waving and subject changing responses as yours ready at hand. But he comes up with awards for mixing sand and water.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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bearister said:

The irony of tRump perceiving himself as an Alpha male:

Dyed fake hair
Fake teeth
Fake tan
Perfume and hair product
Extra shoulder padding in jacket
Wider in the hips than the shoulders
Shoe lifts and heels
Small feet
Ken doll size hands
Whiny voice

Did anyone crack any jokes for the benefit of the ruddy faced mate with the red beanie cap on*about the Diocese of Los Angeles paying $800,000,000 yesterday for the child rape cases which edged the Church's payout total in the U.S. to almost $4,000,000,000?

Opinion | Cardinal Dolan and the Sexual Abuse Scandal - The New York Times


https://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/opinion/cardinal-dolan-and-the-sex-abuse-scandal.html

"Cardinal Timothy Dolan, while archbishop of Milwaukee, moved $57 million off the archdiocesan books into a cemetery trust fund six years ago in order to protect the money from damage suits by victims of abuse by priests."
And he ****s his pants.
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dajo9 said:

The Catholic Church in America should be penniless for their crimes
Absolutely the right take, disgusting

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Cal88 said:

bearister said:

SBGold said:

bearister said:


Great look. Why I don't look up to religious leaders at all. They are basically politicians



In light of the fact the good Cardinal years ago lost his standing to have any moral authority to preach from the pulpit due to his enabling and cover up conduct with regard to the Child Rape Crisis*, he really shouldn't be held to a higher standard than the next tRumper. It is actually perfectly appropriate he is sitting next to, yucking it up with and applauding the Antichrist.

*I believe Dolan prefers the euphemism, "Clergy Misconduct Crisis" which makes it sound more like they were hitting the till after the Sunday collections.
*I was an altar boy at St. Paschal's for 5 years and never met a bad priest. No reported incidences happened there. We had a war hero as a Pastor and he protected us.

Several people died as a result of the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol, as well as severely injured.

Fixed it for you, you absolute disgrace.
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SBGold said:

AunBear89 said:

This is funny, in a tragic comic sort of way:

OMG

No intelligence whatsoever


VOTE BLUE


I think I heard him say "they want to spent $93 Trillion on the" green new deal.
$93 Trillion
$93 trillion?????

Has he no idea what the federal budget is??

The question was: "do you believe climate change is a hoax.

He then stated that sea level is going to rise, followed by doubt as to whether that is true.

Total idiot.
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Cal88 said:

… say what you want about the orange man, but he's got a pretty sharp and sarcastic sense of humor...





Tell me, what kind of dope are you?
Trump has NO sense of humor. He read of cards and blamed his own dumb joke on the people who who it for him.
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Cal88 said:


Nobody died in the Jan 6 protests.


Oh really?
Then what am I looking at here???



If Trump hadn't incited an illegal and treasonous riot, Ashli Babbitt would be alive today.

Dope.
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concordtom said:

Cal88 said:


Nobody died in the Jan 6 protests.


Oh really?
Then what am I looking at here???



If Trump hadn't incited an illegal and treasonous riot, Ashli Babbitt would be alive today.

Dope.

Yes, I was going to correct myself, she was killed in cold blood.
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She should have complied with the requests of an armed on duty LEO.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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They were peaceful protesters, right?
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concordtom said:

Cal88 said:


Nobody died in the Jan 6 protests.


Oh really?
Then what am I looking at here???



If Trump hadn't incited an illegal and treasonous riot, Ashli Babbitt would be alive today.

Dope.
CalHH forgot about the people who died as a result of the attack, as well as the hundreds of injured officers. It's what happens when you have TDS on your mind.

TDS = Trump's Delicious Sack
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Trump's Charity Toward None DNyuz


https://dnyuz.com/2024/10/19/trumps-charity-toward-none/
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concordtom said:

Cal88 said:


> Nobody died in the Jan 6 protests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ashli_Babbitt
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