I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing a vowelmovement. Next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.




Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

A man asked his wife what would she do if I won the lottery. She replied " I'd take half and leave you."

"Great ," I said, "I won $12 so here's $6. Stay in touch.

thanks wvit. in these hard times, darnit, theres not much to laugh about

And elderly couple were renewing their wedding vows. when the preacher asked the husband to repeat his vows, he stated "A,E,I,O,U etc."