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6956bear said:

Kinderhook said:

While I wholeheartedly agree that we need to keep the local talent here in the Bay Area, Duvay is actually from the Serra down in Gardena in SoCal.

Duvay and Juju are both national recruits ranked around the top 50 overall in their class. Pretty exciting that Cal is now swimming in these waters and taking these kind of swings!

I do not expect Cal to land either. But absolutely need to take swings for both. These players have been actively recruited by some major powers for a while now and to expect a flip is probably unlikely. But you never know.

Get in the game with them. Stay on them and then have a good season and maybe they will consider Cal late in the process. Or when/if they enter the portal as many do in later years.

With Tosh and the new staff you have a punchers chance that was not really possible with JW at the helm.


One of the best things Tosh has going for him, in addition to recruiting skill, is that he's been at a few big time colleges and can genuinely comment on the differences or lack there of between Cal and them. If we have the money, and it seems we do, I think he'll pull some of these guys. Of course they need to have some academic commitment. After this year he'll also have show some on the field results. This includes not only wins but an increase in fan enthusiasm.
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2026 pga tournament at coachella: 2nd round update

max homa (69, tied for 43rd): solid but not great round at la quinta country club (a classic old palm desert club with cookie cutter homes on both sides of many of the fairways), max gotta opportunity to break open the bank maΓ±ana with just a little more accurate driving (homa has hit 19 of 28 fairways in the first 2 rounds)

michael kim (68, tied for 113th): round kick started by a 3 hole 4 under stretch on his final nine but kim gotta tighten up his iron play after missing 14 greens in regulation the first 2 rounds...tomorrow both michael & max move over to the nicklaus private course which got the easiest/most scoreable par 5s of the 3 courses utilized for the tournament, a 62 or 63 is not totally outta the cards!!

torrey pines field: next week

both max & michael (torrey pines high school grad) are in the field but collin morikawa is skipping out again for the 2nd straight pga left coast pga tour swing, shocky thinks collin is making some really bad judgment decisions these days:

1) morikawa is prioritizing the indoor tgl (3 rounds in 2026) over the pga tour (2 rounds in 2026)...is the haas biz ad grad more interested in legacy (winning real tournaments including the majors) or fame/fortune??

2) collin is not (despite his financial resources aka private jet travel that are not available to all pga golfers) taking advance pre major scouting trips like tiger back in the day to build familiarity on the greens & develop shotmaking strategies for the 2026 us open at shinnecock hills in the hamptons & pga championship at aronomink in philly (he's never played either course, fafo)...apparently he's learned nothing from his maiden voyage 3 jacking everything due to poorly guessed greensreading & a dumb azz start line not left enough on the uphill par 4 9th hole (which cost him multiple strokes) at last year's us open at oakmont

3) morikawa stubbornly refuses to allow his caddie mark urbanek help with greens reading even tho he struggles on non flat putting surfaces...keep in mind all his pro victories at harding park, royal st georges, narashino & multiple nicklaus designed courses all got relatively flat putting surfaces compared to the wild undulations at the cathedrals of golf

luv my hopa/hopa brah who is generously involved with rescue doggy dog fundraising but honestly he's kinda a **** up these days

stfu shockey (nobody asked for ur ******* input)#
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berkeley grad justin williams-thomas is transferring from marshall to umass (following in the footsteps of brayden rohme) for his final year of eligibility
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rolo: assistant head coach/qb guru/king of mauna kea volcanoes/director of driving range services at indian valley
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Hey shockster

Your thoughts on Ferrelli mess?
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not gonna lie, the berkeley grad who got PAID in the nfl & is now coaching high school ball as a passion project is NOT shocky's favorite hardware man or a crafty cbyf1 for those challenging home improvement projects (sad but true fact: shocky does not own a single tool, he needs help)!!

yeah too bad hardy don't got a PONYTAIL or something

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^ the monster is an avowed minimalist (he is mindful & intentional about everything in his tree fort, no materialism/accumulating ****) & also suffers from ocd issues, there's a nasty spot on the marble countertop a foot in front of the cbyf1's left hand that needs cleaning (shocky to the rescue)!!
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MiZery said:

Hey shockster

Your thoughts on Ferrelli mess?

le miz, super glad we're not gonna have to play luke this season when clemson invades memorial stadium this fall!!

fun fact: ferrelli is a skilled surfer, good luck with that **** at ole miss



outta sight/outta mind (adios)#
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2027 high school quarterback recruiting update:


the #1 qb1 on the staff's big board right now is 6'2" 207 lbs sione tu'amoholea-kaho from lincoln high school in tacoma whose gonna decide sooner than later

sione considers tosh "family" & got 4 academic schools among his 5 finalists (hometown washington is probably the leader as a solid b level academic school)

rolo & jordan are recruiting/building relationships with multiple other 2027 potential qbs including nor cal talents 4.0 gpa brody rudnicki from folsom high school, 3.9 gpa christian cermenelli from bishop o'dowd high school along with so cal gunslingers caden jones from crean lutheran and ohio state commit brady edmunds from huntington beach high school

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and sione's only finalist with ideal year round cali weather without drizzly level 7 hypothermia freezing azz winters)
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Shocky1 said:

2027 cal football recruiting updates (today wuz ELITE day at memorial stadium, almost 70 attendees):

giovanni hodge, defensive line, grants high school, 3.7 gpa

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the united states)





KAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME 3.7 gpa apex predator edge defender 6'5" 245 lbs giovanni hodge from grants high school (props to berkeley grad syd'quan thompson for the recruiting assist) to the golden bear family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

giovannie embodies the values of this university, hodge is a straight a student with legit NFL aspirations!!

folks, this is a whole another level of recruiting intensity which honestly is starting to kinda remind me of the cal's monster class era of hoops excellence when we started 4 future nba ballers plus sharpshooter jordan mathews on EPIC gamedays

do u got ur tix(s) and/or season tix(s) for the uc championship game vs a revitalized ucla program on saturday september 5, 2026 at memorial stadium??

the dumb ***** (usually expired old white guys with zero inside info about anything including gpas) will negatively tell u that college football is just about money & guys not earning degrees, that is NOT the case in berkeley with tosh & his passionate staff that are serious about academic ambition & winning football games, let's ******* go!!

this **** is getting live!!#
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the ADVENTURE of a lifetime (with EPIC on the field gameday experiences for lifelong memories, join the golden bear circus & build 50 year relationships)!!#

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real talk: threw away a berkeley degree to become a future best western hotel nite shift manager near disney world at age 30

ur locker is ready (in the back by the check in/out time clock, no smoking allowed)#
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2026 pga tournament at coachella: 3rd round update

shocky tole u yesterday that the nicklaus private par 5s are the most exploitable/scoreable of the 3 tournament courses, how did that play out today??

max homa (68, tied for 38th): max birdied all 4 par 5s, this is a very STRONG start to the 2026 pga season for homanation!!...very positive metric is mr poopy diapers dad hitting 12 outta 14 fairways (the hard work this offseason is paying off), yeah the mark blackburn swing got both beautiful rhythm coupled with sneaky long power!!

michael kim (68, missed cut): michael played the par 5s in 5 under par with an eagle & 3 birdies...played well (other than rinsing his 2nd shot into the lake on the par 4 9th hole from a sketchy lie in the rough) this week at 9 under par, gets to go home to la jolla a day early to get ready for next week's tournament at torrey pines

2027 cal men's golf recruiting updates:

https://instagr.am/p/DRiFFuGky0t
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cal golf is singing in the showers (hopefully with a cbyf1)!!#
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why basketball just matters more in kentucky (even at middle school games)


"they just tasered ryan" (yawn)#
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KAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah the grants high school to berkeley pipeline is wide open for biz with the commitment of 2026 POWERFUL 6'8" 340 lbs offensive tackle roger vanderhoef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


vaderhoef is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa (just not in spelling for the newest "comitted" bear)

and more importantly roger got good hair unlike coach lupoi

the university of california, berkeley=the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and a 90 minute from sactown to memorial stadium on fall gamedays for the fam & friends)

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Wow, been a busy and productive few days!!

GO BEARS!!
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100% 51!!







we are very busy people (what time does the build a bear at desert ridge close tonite??)!!#
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shocky went to his 1st barre (pronounced bar not barry) class this afternoon & after class the teacher (a cbyf1*actually blonde with a non stop motor & +2 athleticism) asked the monster wut he thought as helped her pick up the balls, straps, dead bodies & **** after class

shocky tole her truthfully that it wuz "kinda like going to a coked up chainsmokers concert all nite beach party in ibiza"



did you do anything NEW today (sometime you gotta leave home without a parachute)??#
^ let's be real here, if there's evah a fortune cookie insert writing hall of fame, shocky is gonna be a 1st vote ******* inductee!!...too bad reese pieces don't got inserts or something

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my daughter taylor who lives in the west village tole me tonite she likes the above post & that if her dad will move to new york city that we we can go together to her 5 times a week barre classes at the equinox plus he could play a lot more golf in the hamptons & go to art exhibits at the metropolitan plus search out every pizza joint in gotham looking for the perfect ham & pineapple slice

but the truth of the matter is that my rescue doggy dog mutts (just like me) are not a big city aka central park kinda pack, they prefer suburban living on the much warmer left coast (jackets r for losers) & their morning lucky leash hikes up the mountain without snow & ****

go bares!!

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^ every california golden bear (male & female) 2026 bucket list should include singing in the shower with a cbyf1!!

2026 pga tournament at coachella: 4th round update

max homa (68, tied for 30th): playing like a cranky hibernating uncaffeinated bear (or joel dahmen) singing incomprehensibly in the shower for his 1st 6 holes at one over par (with a chunky iron rinsed 20 yards short into the lake on his opening hole), maxazillion woke the **** up & started mastefully stuffing off speed irons close to the pins (but also with some weird azz balco infused speed missed 5 foot putts on the 3rd & 8th holes that cost him 3 strokes but that's just golf)!!

17 under par for the week in coachella is becky g kinda positive karma!!

homa is in the best shape of his life (kinda like an adam scott jr) which is gonna prolong his career & has added club/ball SPEED this offseason...this body s&c development is critical as it's allowing max the luxury of hitting money time highly accurate 3 woods off the tee box around 280 yards usually with a draw vs his bombed driver 300+ yards with a fade, more holes are gonna fit his eyes off the tee box being able to work the ball both ways during the 2026 season which is gonna facilitate more scoring opportunities (this week hitting a fantastic 41 of 56 fairways, 73% is the recipe to winning a future pga tournament!!)

let's ******* go, max, and plz don't stress so ******* much in life (ur a great dad, you've broken the chain, ur honestly living a fairytale dream, why can't us see that & be grateful??), the only reason that the monster don't fist bump u is cuz he's afraid u probably got a poopy diaper dad handshake that smells like ****, got it??

2026 tuscon national college golf tournament:

https://instagr.am/p/DT6hJfJj6T0
^ my fellow haas biz ad bro charlie bundy is competing as an individual



the university of arizona=a gateway skool for low gpa high schoolers to transition thru unchecked underage drinking to becoming full blown alcoholics (usually living off their parents) at age 30 (just ask the donut boy of tuscon)

bear down (with a cbyf1 in the shower)!!#
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2026 high school recruiting update:


coach tinker keeping a very close eye on 3.9 gpa kicker saul marks from local serra high school


shocky still suffers from ptsd sleeping nightmares from the 2024 ****show game losing last minute field goal misses particularly the steel town **** up at acrisure stadium after the staff ran off my guy mateen bhaghani

special teams win (and lose) football games#
^ right marshall??
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Shocky1 said:

2027 high school quarterback recruiting update:


the #1 qb1 on the staff's big board right now is 6'2" 207 lbs sione tu'amoholea-kaho from lincoln high school in tacoma whose gonna decide sooner than later

sione considers tosh "family" & got 4 academic schools among his 5 finalists (hometown washington is probably the leader as a solid b level academic school)

rolo is recruiting/building relationships with multiple other 2027 potential qbs including nor cal talents 4.0 gpa brody rudnicki from folsom high school, 3.9 gpa christian cermenelli from bishop o'dowd high school and ohio state commit brady edmunds from huntington beach high school

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and sione's only finalist with ideal year round cali weather without drizzly level 7 hypothermia freezing azz winters)

2027 high school quarterback recruiting update:

sione tu'amoholea-kaho
is gonna take an official visit to berkeley next weekend


cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island (for those tired of dreary freezing azz endless winters)
real talk: polys like jks & shocky thrive in warmer weather, cold weather is the domain of white people with frostbite & drinking problems
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california golden bears 78
stanford cardinals 71

cal women's basketball (12-9) is FUN, wildly entertaining and incomprehensible (why does the program's most efficient scorer naya ojukwu only play 10 minutes with 7 points??) with lulu "ponytail" twidale (berkeley grad/nfl baller nohl williams cbyf1/future wifey) going off for 24 points & the bears playing lockdown d in overtime for the VICTORY!!


let it fly, lulu, let it fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#


^ rip rodriguez
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update: ben marshall is trading a berkeley degree in for the opportunity to become an austin peay governor, go pee straight ben!!...u could NOT make this **** up if u tried

and abram murray to them louisiana-monroe warhawks

real talk: a lotta guys are throwing away berkeley degrees (basically a winning lottery tix for life) & now are ****** in a ruthless dance of musical chairs with not enuf seats for everybody (or enrolled at academically azzwipe skools like austin peay & louisiana-monroe), the transfer portal got 50 year consequences for the losers of this game

but the saddest loser is the 4.48 gpa 17 year old young lady who grew up in the nickerson gardens section 8 housing project who got her heart broken when berkeley (her dream school) sent her a rejection letter because some delusional nfl dreaming football ****tard took her admission spot (and then didn't graduate)

**** around and find out



current bears in the transfer portal:

ben marshall (austin peay)
syris corley
aidan keenaaina
jayden dixon-veal
jaiven plummer (georgia tech)
tyson ford (ucla)
chase meyer (withdrawn)
brook honore jr
rino monteforte (kansas)
jordan spasojevic-moko
jacob houseworth (uc davis)
landon morris (wake forest)
kendrick raphael (smu)
braden miller (duke)
cade uluave (byu)
dazmin James (appalachian state)
ryan mcculloch (ucla)
kaden cook (jacksonville state)
myles reber
isaac torres
eze osundu (utsa)
daveion harley (florida international)
harrison taggart (utah state)
abram murray (louisiana-monroe)
belay brummel
ike okafor (washington state)
cam sidney (withdrawn)
lajuan owens (central arkansas)
luke ferrelli (ole miss)
nate burrell (withdrawn)
devin brown (weber state)
brandon high jr (utsa)
tj bush (minnesota)
nick morrow (kansas)
michael kern
leon bell (colorado)
ej caminong (withdrawn)
curlee thomas (north texas)
buom jock (wake forest)



young, dumb & broke (at age 30)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna do the hard work, this **** is NOT easy)

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2026 college golf tournament at tuscon national: 1st/2nd rounds update

https://instagr.am/p/C_Bvqb6OjOK
FUN day in the old pueblo checking out the cal men's golf team which continues to be a work in progress that is steadily moving in the right direction after a mediocre 1st round but shooting lights out during the in progress 2nd round (which will be concluded tomorrow morning)!!

mostly followed true freshman xihuan chang (some of his teammates call him "chang" so that's what shocky did too) who gotta unreal short game which operates on a pga tour level!!...xihuan hit a couple of 50 foot chip/flops inches away & rolls the rock with michael kim exceptional pacing on the greens...due to his current 140 lbs stature x swings with tremendous force at the ball with his driver & sometimes gets stuck which results in a sawed off finish & a cut block with tee balls lost to the right...if chang builds up his body via the daily tracking of protein grams, watch out!!

yeah if you paired chang's short game with morikawa's ball striking then shocky's newly incorporated sports book monsterloseurazz.com would make that combo the house betting favorite for the 2026 us open at shinneock hills!!

other cal's monster class observations:

ziqin zhou got impeccable manners (says "thank you" when applauded), you can tell he got a tiger moms too like the monster...his upside on the course is unlimited too, an en fuego 5 under par thru 14 holes in his 2nd round, z got the mental & physical toolkit to be the nation's #1 ranked college player & win the ncca individual championship!!

trevor cox's putting stroke is beautifully synchronized, the defending legoland high school mixed doubles champ is gonna make a ****ton of moneytime putts during his time in berkeley...1 under par thru 15 holes in his 2nd round!!

sihao cong displayed tremendous maturity/perspective on a day when a remarkable # of his putts burned the edges without dropping in the 1st round but is now 3 under par thru 15 holes in his 2nd round!!...the econ major got the best hair & smile on the team (but that's really not saying much in this group)

charlie berridge is built like an enforcer for the new york islanders, do NOT **** around & make the mistake of stealing his jimmy john's lunch box or something...no penalty box for charlie after his eagle 3 in the 1st round on the 610 yard par 5 15th hole!!

charlie bundy is one of those haas biz ad guys who knows how to get the ball in the hole regardless of the obstacles, just a really smart/savvy california golden bear/future ceo or bro of wall street...2 under par thru 12 holes in his 2nd round!!

2026 pga legoland classic at torrey pines update:


max homa will be representing them california golden bears in la jolla this week & in the first 2 rounds will be paired with bruce koepka who is making a triumphant return to the pga tour (which will be shown with unprecedented live coverage by espn) from the piece of **** 9/11 terrorist financed liv exhibition golf league!!

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Thoughts on the schedule. Some fun golf trips planned?
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jb, the 2026 fall schedule sets up beautifully for the cal football program particularly with the substitution of the brutal roadtrip to byu (plus the headaches of facing cougs qb1 bear bachmeier & ilb1 cade uluave) for a winnable acc roadie to syracuse which will be struggling to find a qb1 during the orange upcoming spring ball

literally every game on this schedule is winnable (the roadie to smu will be the #1 challenge with clemson invading memorial stadium the #2 most difficult battle) but honestly every game other than wagner could be a loss too if things go to **** (jks gets injured)

the back to back late season roadies to north carolina state (the pack's qb1 cj bailey is a top 4 qb in the acc) & virginia (cav's 2025 gamer qb1 chandler morris is outta eligibility) could potentially be fought in inclement weather...the team could've stayed on the eastcoastie for a week (remote studies) but there's a bye week in between games

just got off the phone with my daughter taylor tonite, she's thrilled we'll be off to the races from new york city to the hamptons to the hudson valley (a growing foodie region) en route to upstate new york for the syracuse boheim revenge duel

u cannot beat september new york weather!!

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off to the races (what games r u gonna attend??)#
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2027 high school recruiting update:


5 star +2 athletic athlete 6'1" 190 lbs honor fa'alave johnson from cathedral catholic high school in the fabled legoland conference is the kinda ELITE talent that wuz never considering berkeley with the the old staff!!

cal poly-berkeley=the best combination of athletics/academics/culture fit for POLYS on planet earth
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Shocky1 said:

2027 high school recruiting update:


5 star +2 athletic athlete 6'1" 190 lbs honor fa'alave johnson from cathedral catholic high school in the fabled legoland conference is the kinda ELITE talent that wuz never considering berkeley with the the old staff!!

cal poly-berkeley=the best combination of athletics/academics/culture fit for POLYS on planet earth




First time in a while I am excited about high school recruiting.
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^ me too cam!!

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dancing in the mirror#
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cal transfer list (above) updated
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2026 college golf tournament at tuscon national: final results update



the #85 ranked bears played well today at 12 under par in the 3rd round but could not overcome the 1st round ****show & finished a mediocre 6th in the 13 team field

https://instagr.am/p/DUBEyPrjKbM
CONGRATS to xihuan chang on a final round blazing 67 en route to an impressive 10th place finish at 7 under par for the tournament...charlie bundy (69 in the 3rd round) finished 14th at 6 under par competing as a non scoring individual & ziqin zhou (70 in the 3rd round) finished 18th at 5 under par

https://instagr.am/p/DUCLclAj2Z9
why is the team stuck in neutral & what are potential solutions??

recruiting: the bears are gonna get significantly better the day parisian callixte alzas steps on campus this summer, he's already a world class player that's competed for the european junior ryder cup team in new york

the other 2 2026 signees are 4.0 gpa cali high school guys with ZERO significant junior golf achievements...college golf rosters allow for 9 schollys so bringing in 2 high risk developmental players is kinda rolling the dice...note: cal golf scholarships are 1 year deals that are annually renewable

https://instagr.am/p/DPRx8wejmEj
s&c program: the bears are still undersized compared to elite teams & nobody is tracking their daily protein grams like professional golfers...and it's my understanding that the team is only doing 3 hours a week with a s&c coach (and it does not appear guys are making this a point of focus & working out on their own), the pga golfers in north scottsdale all work out 3+ hours a day during non tournament weeks

yoga/meditation practices: the 6 bears had 48 bogeys & 6 double bogeys in 3 rounds on a straightforward non tricked up architecturally vanilla tuscon national, that's just a lack of FOCUS...yoga helps calm the mind (in my case the monkey voices) & staying present along with facilitating deep restful sleep patterns

z, the solution to ur chronic back problems is a yoga/meditation practice, just resting ur back & hoping it magically gets better over time is NOT the solution brah

in that neither coach wilson or coach ireland got yoga/meditaiton practices it's gonna take the players seeking out a berkeley yoga studio (golden state warriors head coach steve kerr is a regular at one of them) on their own to begin the start of a beautiful journey that will help transform their games & their lives!!

next tournament: it's off to kauai, aloha baby!!

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island


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^ somerville & rolo need to line up the bears behind center (**** the pistol) in 2026 short yardage situations

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shocky walked a brisk 18 holes this morning with his biz mentor (schulzie got highly cherished mentors/friends for various aspects of his life, if u think u know everything ur a ******* dumb azz) jj at desert highlands (just reopened after a fabulous restoration which pulled out all the non indigenous to the desert trees, expanded green surfaces to their original sizes & switched from bermuda to bent greens (the putting surfaces are immaculate)

anyways on the way outta the clubhouse after a quick healthy lunch shocky bumped into nfl half of fame defensive coordinator (gotta home with macaroni grill architecture to the right of the par 5 11th tee box) marv lewis & the monster asked him if there's every any good reason for a college offensive coordinator to dial up short yardages situations from the shotgun

marv tole me that if ur qb1 is pro style (like jks) & not a dangerous run/read threat with his legs (like kylar murray), it makes NO SENSE to not be under center in short yardage situations!!

lewis also confirmed to me (just like jeff tedford has done to me) that the fastest way to get the ball in the hands of ELITE running backs with SPEED like rb1 adam mohammed & rb1/2 carter vargas on the edges in open space is ******* PITCHOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



phoenix cardinals head coach search update: a golf buddy high level executive within the phoenix cardinals organization has confirmed to me that although ron rivera wuz interviewed that he will NOT be the cards next nfl head coach

marv lewis laughingly has tole me in recent years that one of his side hustle gigs (kinda like my writing fortune cookie inserts) to pay past due bills & **** is to interview for multiple head coaching positions at various nfl organizations...the rooney rule requires that minority candidates be interviewed, applicants like marv know they got no chance (he's too old now) but he gets an all expenses premium vacay to the host team's headquarters plus a financially worthwhile "stipend" (basically a bribe to look the other way)
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I'm glad to hear that the Cardinals won't be hiring Ron Rivera (not that I thought it was very likely). We need Ron to keep doing what he's doing at Cal for a couple more years before he turns the keys over someone he's personally groomed for the job.

Having Rivera as an important piece of continuity this offseason has been huge, both for evaluation of our current players and to help in the retention of those we want to stay.
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100% zony, rivera is needed in berkeley while he grooms assistant general manager marshall cherrington to replace him while the cards finalize a deal with someone from the sean mcvay coaching tree
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stanford 2025 qb1 elijah brown (who looked like john elway jr during the big game ****show in palo alto against the bears amateur hour no pressure d coaching scheme) is transferring to washington

yeah the november 21, 2026 big game is gonna be in berkeley so everybody (well maybe not the expired cal tv "fans" that are playing checkers in the park by themselves on gamedays) can resume our STORMING THE FIELD!!!!!!!



the EPICENTER of planet earth on the shockster's b-day is midfield at memorial stadium!!#
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Shocky1 said:

2027 high school football recruiting update:


3.2 gpa 6'1" 170 lbs corner/nickel from serra high school in so cal duvay williams is a key target for the staff, gotta keep the ELITE good gpa local talent in cali!!


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (and an hour flite on southwest to memorial stadium on fall gamedays for the fam & friends)

update: duvay is tripping to berkeley this weekend!!
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