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^ +1 econ but let's be real here, not everybody can be accepted to the #1 ranked public university in the world

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yeah 2026 is gonna be the most wonderful time of the year in westworld!!

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real talk: one of the CORE VALUES of a berkeley degree is protecting the most vulnerable in society (which for shocky are them rescue doggy dogs) & also mother earth (the sierra club) and its inhabitants (the red cross)



heavy is the head/responsibilities of those that wear the crown (mayze & his teammates get it)#
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cal's monster class readership deomgraphics results: per a recent haas biz school survey of 17 trillion curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools like asu, nevada, san diego state, etc that wanna date & marry high gpa berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth

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real talk: it works both ways, a yoga/meditation practice is a HUGE plus!!
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louisville cardinals 27
toledo rockets 22

yeah the bears last second jaron to jacob back shoulder tight window victory connection against the cards (9-4) wuz a very good WIN for the cal football program in the land of elvis, bourbon & secretariat!!

cal's 2026 schedule missing acc favorite miami along with high talent opponents duke & louisville is very favorable with the recent cancellation of the roadie to byu

facts: the king is also looking for his curvy brunette yoga female, his problem maybe attributable to wearing them ugly azz pajamas (shocky never wears pjs or underwear, he's kinda like a doggy dog!!)

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ohio bobcats 17
unlv rebels 10

the rebs qb1 is like a drunk azz gambler with his multiple reckless throws into tight coverage & running with the ball in one hand which along with the unlv o-line unable to adjust to the bobcats d-line slants resulted in an abysmal offensive ****show

as for unlv's defense jks is gonna have a tremendous opportunity to drop 50 at allegiant stadium next fall in las vegas, fully expect an energized cal fanbase including students to make the logistically simple 24 hours in & out trip to the desert

if the rebs rb1 jai'den thomas enters the transfer portal then the cal's monster class 2026 opponent rankings is gonna flip flop current #6 unlv with #7 wake forest...let's be real here unlv's 10-4 record wuz built with a candy azz soft schedule

yeah shocky is way the **** more impressed with the unlv dance team than their football program right now

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let's be real here, neither aiden or jaron would in shocky's top 10 list of people he'd like to do late nite swimming with in the pacific ocean and/or eat breakfast with on planet earth!!

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caldecott tunnel high school qb1 luke duncan had an actionable offer from cal back in the day but picked ucla cuz his girlfriend wuz on the volleyball team, now he's in the transfer portal & likely heading for an academically garbage time skool like arizona or something

don't be a dumb azz#
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the MAGIC of cal football!!#

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#GoBears
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FANTASTIC NEWS that bruce koepka is gonna be the 1st major championship winning golfer to return to the pga tour from the evil as **** 9/11 terrorist financed/sportswashing saudi arabia royal family (not to be confused with the beautiful people of saudi arabia) liv exhibition league



former bear/haas biz ad grad sampson zheng is playing on the asia tour & made it clear it's his goal to play in the liv exhibition league, he's a misguided piece of **** that should've taken some geopolitical classes during his time in berkeley & is the biggest embarazzment in the history of cal golf


my golf buddy & fellow global golf centurion club (g2c2, for those of us that have played at least one of the golf magazine world top 100 lists, shocky has played 18 world top 100 lists & is currently at 99 on the just released 2025 list) jimmy dunne (prez of seminole & augusta national member) articulates a thought shared by a lot of americans re: the bonesaw tour


where do you draw the line in the sand (is pursuing money your only quest in life)??#
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humble 3.9 gpa early impact +1 athlete in coach saffell's tight end room#
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question of the day: are the california golden bears gonna be mentally/physically prepared for 60 minutes of VIOLENT football against a hometown favorite program that believes in the braddahood??

or will the bad news bears underestimate their fired up opponent in front of a worldwide espn viewing audience & this turns into just another sorry azz ******* fiasco like the last mountain west roadie to san diego state??

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yeah a lotta bears faithful only want a VICTORY for their 2025 xmas present, presents are ephemeral & at the end of the day are kinda pointless for minimalists like the monster

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let's ******* go!!#
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cal men's golf update: as someone who is an accomplished global golfer that has already in his young career successfully competed at the cathedrals of golf at some of the game's largest stages including the us amateur (advanced to match play) & the us boys amateur (quarter finals) xihuan chang got as much upside as literally anybody in the college game!!

chang reminds me of a young michael kim with already an unreal pga tour short game but needs to build out his body thru greater work in the s&c program (the 3 hours a week this fall isn't gonna get **** done) & tracking his daily protein grams (150+ grams a day will move the scale from 143 to 155 lbs)

hopefully his close friend z will mentor (including cooking high protein meals) the young one to reach his vast unlimited potential in the near future

this is cal golf (constructing a MONSTER national championship program)#

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cal men's basketball recruiting update: this is is the #1 recruiting battle that coach madsen must win in order to start building a monster student & young alums fanbase in berkeley!!

shocky (with hoop dreams standing next to me) tole this to mark in the tunnel at memorial stadium on a football gameday after he wuz hired:

1) push for FREE tixs for all berkeley students
2) sign an asian player to create energy with students & young alums
3) build a staff with former bears that can sell berkeley academics so the roster don't turn over every season (nobody gives 2 ****s about non academic mercenaries)

all 3 of these monster recommendations have been ignored to date but tomorrow is a new day & a 2026 is almost upon us with unlimited opportunities in today's 6 second attention economy (snoopy understands this ****)

cal's monster class (starts with boyuan zhang)#
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cade & zeke ready for battle#
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the following 20 true student athletes participated in the pregame senior walking ceremony, plz note that there are ncca eligibility appeals pending specifically for those from junior colleges

brent austin
tj bollers
nate burrell
belay brummell
mayze bryant
akili calhoun
jacob de jesus
trond grizzell
brook honore jr
jeffrey johnson
aidan keanaaina
michael luckhurst
hezekiah masses
chase meyer
dru polidore jr
ja'ir smith
zae smith
jordan spasojevic-moko
bastian swinney
chris victor

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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

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the following 20 true student athletes participated in the pregame senior walking ceremony, plz note that there are ncca eligibility appeals pending specifically for those from junior colleges

brent austin
tj bollers
nate burrell
belay brummell
mayze bryant
akili calhoun
jacob de jesus
trond grizzell
brook honore jr
jeffrey johnson
aidan keanaaina
michael luckhurst
hezekiah masses
chase meyer
dru polidore jr
ja'ir smith
zae smith
jordan spasojevic-moko
bastian swinney
chris victor



What is the issue with JC players?
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Will the sun finally drop over the mountains or will the second half be even worse? It's hilarious that they set up with cameras staring right into the sun. I guess most games are at night there but what an embarrassing oversight.
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bearsandgiants said:

Will the sun finally drop over the mountains or will the second half be even worse? It's hilarious that they set up with cameras staring right into the sun. I guess most games are at night there but what an embarrassing oversight.


In Manoa/Honolulu (leeward side), the sun comes up over the mountains and sets over the ocean. Cameras definitely should have been on the other side.
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^^ recent court rulings have ruled that juco seasons shouldn't count towards a player's eligibility, a ncca appeal has been made re: jacob de jesus who started his career at modesto junior college
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question of the day: are the california golden bears gonna be mentally/physically prepared for 60 minutes of VIOLENT football against a hometown favorite program that believes in the braddahood??

or will the bad news bears underestimate their fired up opponent in front of a worldwide espn viewing audience & this turns into just another sorry azz ******* fiasco like the last mountain west roadie to san diego state??

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yeah a lotta bears faithful only want a VICTORY for their 2025 xmas present, presents are ephemeral & at the end of the day are kinda pointless for minimalists like the monster

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let's ******* go!!#

well we got our answer tonite

the bears showed up for the first 25 minutes of the bowl game but then the lack of physicality (coed flag football tackling other than uluave & zero push by cal's candy azz soft offensive line) coupled with a lack of team SPEED showed up again this season which can be directly attributable to the aggregated years of the failed non accountable metrics s&c program by cancer survivor brian johnson

the mentally tougher & physically better conditioned football program won tonite

and the build a bears got walked to their clown car (again), tosh is gonna have to change the undisciplined soft/psuedo tuff culture of this football program (#66 moko twice violated a protection order from a female student & arrested while at texas a&m back in the day)

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NEWSFLASH: shocky is seriously contemplating downgrading the wolfpack from the cal's monster class #2 toughest 2026 opponent with the departure of wr1 terrell anderson, a final decision will be forthcoming depending upon the future plans of qb1/nfl prospect cj bailey
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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including modesto junior college)
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jks development: needs to be able to run for open field yardage with greater acceleration (not fleet footed chandler morris is a great qb1 to study this offseason), not stare down his primary receivers (particularly on passes to the flat) & not telegraph his audibles (shocky called out pre snap to reese the corner endzone pass route to trond at the north carolina game)

cal fanbase development: the program needs to accelerate thru innovative outreaches in today's 6 second attention economy the transition from expired loser cal tv "fans" like trumpanzee (that will never attend an actual football game) to a much younger student/recent alums/bay area football fans with no berkeley affiliations energized fanbase with FUN marketing/selling tixs resources such as calgorithim, val's exceptional grams & cal's monster class

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cal defense: an infusion of SPEED is necessary in IMPACT starters (liona lefau is the monster's #1 target) during the upcoming january transfer portal window, right now the bears got starting safeties that lack foot speed to close on balls in the vertical passing game, corners/nickels that lack the strength/willingness to tackle or play press coverage at the line of scrimmage which results in uncontested coverage on short passes, linebackers (not talking about 2026 all american cade uluave, the only automatic starter on the d heading into 2026 spring ball) that are a step slow in filling gaps & that then sometimes get carried backwards for yards & a defensive line that lacks consistent playmaking ability behind the line of scrimmage...the biggest STAT from last nite wuz ZERO SACKS against an average mountain west offensive line

cal's coaching staff: the newly constructed staff is gonna be the YOUNGEST (just say no to alcoholic "experienced" retreads) in college football to reflect the RECRUITING/RETENTION realities of college sports in 2026...and yeah tosh gotta hire a FULL TIME special teams coach (ideally byron storer), no more ******* amateur hour on st units in berkeley!!



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good luck to andrew browning as the washington state new defensive line coach
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after watching the mcgill zapruder video of the brawl, moko wuz defending his teammate

do NOT **** with quaron adams (the bears 2nd most explosive wideout)#

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Kyle Whittingham to Michigan. Fsck retirement.
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agreed bluehhen, some retirements are more FUN than others (just ask oscar)

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cal's monster class mailbag:

wut up jordan?

i am fine.

as the bears new offensive coordinator plz allow me to offer u some FREE friendly ******* advice, ok?

225+ lbs jks needs to be under center nfl style (and not in shotgun) on 4th & 1s every ******* time during the ******* 2026 season, got it??

somerville, don't be a ******* dumb azz!!

-shockey

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let's be real here, the bears had a really poorly coached (the bows & hokies basically ran the same play the 2nd half with ZERO adjustments by the co defensive coordinators) d that lacked +1 athletic playmakers during the 2026 season that showed up again during the 2nd half in honolulu & that's a serious PROBLEM that needs to get fixed this offseason

cal defense: an infusion of SPEED is necessary in IMPACT starters (liona lefau is the monster's #1 target) during the upcoming january transfer portal window, right now the bears got starting safeties that lack foot speed to close on balls in the vertical passing game, corners/nickels that lack the strength/willingness to tackle or play press coverage at the line of scrimmage which results in uncontested coverage on short passes, linebackers (not talking about 2026 all american cade uluave, the only automatic starter on the d heading into 2026 spring ball) that are a step slow in filling gaps & that then sometimes get carried backwards for yards & a defensive line that lacks consistent playmaking ability behind the line of scrimmage...the biggest STAT from last nite wuz ZERO SACKS against an average mountain west offensive line

2026 transfer portal update: of the 20+ expected to be signed transfers the emphasis will be upon +1 athletic playmakers with SPEED on the DEFENSIVE side of the ball...the #1 school feeding berkeley transfers will be from eugene (anybody think lupoi isn't RECRUITING right now is uninformed) & if meat and/or toler is added to the staff then westwood will be the #2 feeder school


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cal's monster class OFFICIAL 2026 cal football schedule ranking (based upon rosters today):

1) smu (in dallas): well coached physical team with an elite qb1 kevin jennings who is a top 3 qb in the acc...rb1 tj harden is outta eligibility but the backups actually got more breakaway speed than him...defensively the graduations of leading tacklers s1s ahmaad moses (91 tackles) & isaiah nwokobia (80 tackles) could be an issue for the ponys...a plus for the bears is that low key racist smu (which dakota dickson is gonna find out about this summer) is not supported by the dallas community outside of its grads which means the gamedays really aren't that loud/hostile as gerald j ford stadium got more luxury boxes/suites than probably any other college stadium which puts out a country/petroleum club cocktail hour vibe (that's actually kinda disinterested in the game going on in the background)

2) north carolina state (in raleigh): qb1 cj bailey (2884 yards passing with an unreal 69.6% completion accuracy) is a top 3 acc qb/low round nfl prospect for the wolfpack (7-5) but the miami native is gonna be tampered/solicited by hometown miami to return to south beach for his final season...this ranking could change with the early january transfer portal window...leading tackler backer caden fordham (an unreal 143 tackles this season) & nfl prospect tight end justin joly are outta eligibility...rb1 hollywood smothers along with wr1 terrell anderson & wr2 noah rogers are in the transfer portal


3) clemson (at memorial stadium): elite talent at every position but thankfully not at qb1 with cade klubnik (very good, not great) graduating (qb2 chrstopher vizzina passed for 406 yards) & dabo is not a fan of the transfer portal...4 juniors have declared for the nfl draft: d-linemen peter woods & tj parker, corner back avieon terrell & wide receiver antonio williams (55 catches for 604 yards)... fully expect tigers (7-5) fans to travel in large numbers to the left coast for this acc battle royale

4) virginia (in charlottesville): yeah the cardiac kids cavs wuz 10-3 in 2025 but scoring points next season is gonna require an infusion of new talent with ice in his veins qb1 chandler morris (the paws of back in the day), 1000 yard rb j'mari taylor, wr1 trell harris (56 receptions for 809 yards) & pretty much the entire starting offensive line all outta eligibility along with edge defender daniel rickert (6.5 sacks)

5) pittsburgh (at memorial stadium): the panthers (8-4) return a lotta young talent on offense but the d gave up 30+ points 6 times during 2025, let's drop 50 in the revenge game (shocks is still in therapy from watching the ****** up last minute missed field goal attempt at acrisure stadium that his guy mateen bhaghani would've drilled thru the ******* goalposts) at memorial stadium...wr1 in the transfer portal & wr2 outta eligibility in steel town


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6) wake forest (at memorial stadium): the 8-4 deacons exceed expectations in 2025 but will be without rb1 demond claiborne, qb1 robbie ashford or leading tackler db nick anderson (95 tackles this season) along with 3 o-line starters when they travel 3000 miles to the left coast in 2026...wake's head coach jake dickert is outstanding & gets the most outta the players at his disposal

7) unlv (october 3rd in las vegas): rebels qb1 anthony colandrea is now in the transfer portal & wuz a threat both with his arm (3050 yards passing) & with his legs and rb1 jaiden thomas (985 yards) is explosive but gonna miss nfl upside senior wideout jaden bradley (54 receptions for 869 yards) & the d (leading tackler with 103 marsel mcduffie is gonna be outta eligibility & 6 sacks tunmise adeleye is in the portal) gave up 30+ points 6 times in a successful 2025 (10-3)... fully expect the bears faithful (not the expired cal tv "fans") to travel in large numbers to check out the nfl raiders allegiant stadium & cheer on jks in vegas baby!!

8) virginia tech (at memorial stadium): the temps in berkeley won't be in the 30s like blacksburg & the hokies (3-9) won't be able to run the same ******* option play 20+ times in the 2nd half without any ******* adjustments by the bears d staff...james franklin is expected to bring in florida transfer dj lagway as his qb1



9) stanford (at memorial stadium): tosh is gonna make sure the bears are emotionally ready to play the 2026 big game against a rival opponent (4-8) that lacks offensive firepower other than te1 sam roush

10) syracuse (in syracuse): the 3-9 orange got the worst offense in the acc in 2025, unless a legit qb1 is signed in the january transfer portal they are gonna struggle again moving the ball/scoring points but road games are always tricky/dangerous propositions

11) ucla (september 5th at memorial stadium): the opener for both teams if properly marketed will be a SELL OUT!!...the bruins lose most of their 2 deeps for both the offensive & defensive lines on a 3-9 2025 squad, if the bears can bury them westwood could be looking at a 10+ loss 2026 ****show

12) wagner seahawks (september 19th at memorial stadium): 5-7 against dogfood opponents in 2025, whose gonna be the bears qb2 next season??

what do you think, any adjustments to the ever ending games that you play??




MAJOR cal's monster class announcement: with the rebs qb1 now in the transfer portal (college football is a qb1 centric game), unlv & wake forest have flip flopped the #6 & #7 spots in the 2026 schedule difficulty rankings!!

do u got any opinions??
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NEWSFLASH: shocky is seriously contemplating downgrading the wolfpack from the cal's monster class #2 toughest 2026 opponent with the departure of wr1 terrell anderson, a final decision will be forthcoming depending upon the future plans of qb1/nfl prospect cj bailey


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