footnote: duke along with rice, ucla, virginia, michigan & vanderbilt are all strong tier b academic schools behind berkeley, stanford & the ivy leagues
agreed jamonit that mcbroom would be an IMPACT acquisition for cal's monster offensive line but keep in mind that classes start on january 20th for the spring semester in berkeley & it's critical if ruled eligible by the ncca/signed by cal that tank is participating in 2026 spring ball to get acclimated to the new o-line schemes along with s&c body developmental work...arriving in the summer no es bueno for anybody with only 1 year of remaining eligibility unless they're a kicker or punter with no playbook to learn
real talk: coach bhonopah got oaktown roots & his new rb1, rb2 & rb3 competitive rotation got more than just elite SPEED, they will knock u on ur ******* azz with physicality after contact & violently BLOCK in pass pro!!
a new era for cal football (do u got ur tix(s) for the ucla home opener on saturday september 5th??)#
Louisiana-Monroe OL Que McBroom is entering the transfer portal, his agent @AliBarnes_DSG tells @mzenitz.
The 6-foot-5, 325-pounder started all 12 games at tackle this season. Has a 7-foot-4 wingspan. Played 673 snaps this season, allowing only two sacks. Owns a 71.3 career… pic.twitter.com/6r4uxZiOaH
— 247Sports Transfer Portal (@247SportsPortal) January 7, 2026
if the ncca approves a final year of eligibility louisiana-monroe transfer with a 74 inch wingspan offensive tackle 6'5" 325 lbs tank "que" mcbroom from st marys high school in st louis would be a high motor trench worker for cal's monster offensive line
allowed zero sacks against alabama this season!!
With the ongoing juco eligibility lawsuit. I have entered the transfer portal. If approved, I will have 1 year of eligibility remaining for this upcoming season. pic.twitter.com/Aq2msmAQkM
the ncca junior college appeals should be finalized in the near future, right jacob??
Wait is his nickname "Que" or "Tank"? I see the ULM site list him as Que McBroom, but if his actual name is Tank it seems crazy to be on the OL and not go by it.
agreed jamonit that mcbroom would be an IMPACT acquisition for cal's monster offensive line but keep in mind that classes start on january 20th for the spring semester in berkeley & it's critical if ruled eligible by the ncca/signed by cal that tank is participating in 2026 spring ball to get acclimated to the new o-line schemes along with s&c body developmental work...arriving in the summer no es bueno for anybody with only 1 year of remaining eligibility unless they're a kicker or punter with no playbook to learn
I have seen people start a week late, but point taken!
jamonit, it should be a no brainer for the ncca to rubber stamp tank & jacob for another year of eligibility now that there's a precedent already established re: this issue
too bad the ncca isn't run by berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads, this **** is NOT that complicated!!
stillnostandy, agreed the only reason anyone should evah be called "que" is if ur the number one billiards pool hall hustler in ibiza, got it??
tank is a perfectly good name for a bulldozer that knocks the living **** outta acc defensive lines!!
but some **** in life just makes no sense, after today's nooner princess courtney's class (the best 5 minutes of the day), shocky politely (sort of) asked the executive management team of modern yoga why ima currently evaluated as a substitute yoga teacher 17 (syt17)...this is a recap of their INCOMPREHENSIBLE explanations which honestly left me perplexed/dumbfounded:
1) shocky is NOT "certified"-how the **** am i supposed to find time for 1800+ hours of continuing ed training with my current very busy schedule of walking my doggy dogs up the mountain, playing the world's top 100 golf courses, shoplifting FREE meals at erewhon, writing chinese fortune cookie inserts and other assorted side hustle gigs to pay past due bills & attending every cal football game in person this fall??
2) shocky's test class results wuz no bueno-apparently some ****tard dudes with sorry azz hair complained that several times during the class the monster instructed everybody to tie & retie their "triggering" PONYTAILS multiple times, what's the crime in that??
3) shocky told the SMOKESHOW cbyf1, cbyf2 & cbyf3 to place their matts in the front row & for all the brahs just to put their **** in the back row or just ******* leave, seriously wut's wrong with that??
4) shocky can't do a handstand, only a headstand...**** me like it's my ******* fault that shocky got t-rex arms like his boyz quaron adams & jacob de jesus
5) multiple student for some inexplicable reasoning complained that they did not find it relaxing/helpful to hear my "screaming" yells of "let's ******* go mother******* bears!!" during savasana
turning down actionable offers from lsu, oregon & michigan this remarkable lifelong underdog carter vargas from a little high school has beat the ******* odds at every challenge...banged up last season playing for the aggies carter aka doggy dog is back baby!!
yeah the bears have gone from the worst rushing program among the power 4 conferences in 2025 to potentially the TOP RUN PROGRAM IN THE ACC IN 2026!!
it's impossible to measure what's in someone's heart# ^ shocky pays bills & **** thru multiple side hustle gigs including writing chinese fortune cookies
florida transfer high upside qb1 dj lagaway is heading to ****hole baylor in waco, just glad that he's not transferring to one of the bears 2026 acc opponents that need to find a qb1
Former Ohio standout Wide Receiver Chase Hendricks has heard from these 16 Schools since entering the Transfer Portal, he tells me.
Hendricks totaled 71 Receptions for 1,037 Yards & 7 TDs for the Bobcats in 2025 & is ranked as the #9 WR in the Portal (#37 OVR.) per 247Sports.… pic.twitter.com/jBsqfW78QH
uber productive ohio transfer wideout with 71 receptions for 1037 yards 6" 203 lbs chase hendricks from st louis is on an official visit to berkeley today (and will visit purdue tomorrow)...hendricks got 1 year of remaining eligibility
the bears are building an ELITE wide receiving room with the addition of wr1 chase hendricks who is gonna build his NFL resume getting coached by a nfl legend & catching dimes from a humble faith based lefty from ewa beach
chase is NOT a dumb azz, he wuz named to the 2025 academic all mac team in his finance/entrepreneurship studies with a 3.21 gpa
wowza, if the o-line can get sorted out, the bears are gonna be dropping 50+ in a lotta games next season en route to 10+ victories and an acc championship battle with miami, right??
Former Ohio standout Wide Receiver Chase Hendricks has heard from these 16 Schools since entering the Transfer Portal, he tells me.
Hendricks totaled 71 Receptions for 1,037 Yards & 7 TDs for the Bobcats in 2025 & is ranked as the #9 WR in the Portal (#37 OVR.) per 247Sports.… pic.twitter.com/jBsqfW78QH
uber productive ohio transfer wideout with 71 receptions for 1037 yards 6" 203 lbs chase hendricks from st louis is on an official visit to berkeley today (and will visit purdue tomorrow)...hendricks got 1 year of remaining eligibility
the bears are building an ELITE wide receiving room with the addition of wr1 chase hendricks who is gonna build his NFL resume getting coached by a nfl legend & catching dimes from a humble faith based lefty from ewa beach
chase is NOT a dumb azz, he wuz named to the 2025 academic all mac team in his finance/entrepreneurship studies with a 3.21 gpa
wowza, if the o-line can get sorted out, the bears are gonna be dropping 50+ in a lotta games next season en route to 10+ victories an an acc championship battle with miami, right??
This is INSANE right now. I would love some OL and some more Def... can I be greedy? All the people that didn't want Tosh hahaha... You are loving me now!!
shocky's favorite player naya ojuwku is a force of nature competing every second on the court kinda like her hair is on fire, in a limited (due to the head coach's continued stubborn refusal to play both naya and sakima at the same time on the floor) 22 minutes ojuwku scored 14 points with 10 boards & only 1 turnover
once again this fundamentally flawed team with careless passing that is never corrected by the 6 person staff unlike every other college basketball program in the nation lost the turnover battle 18 to 9 which is institutionalized now into the program with no adjustments and predictably lost the 4th quarter blowing a 10 point lead as the fatigued starters bodies broke down again like they do in every loss (bears are 9-8)
it's a shame that this team is so poorly coached, will they win an acc game this season with the current coaching schemes??
will both naya & sakima both ever play 30+ minutes per game??
attendance: 985 when is chancellor lyons gonna terminate failing bureaucrat jennifer simon-o'neil??
real talk: not playing ur best players will not work at any level of any sport no matter how hard the dumb azz playing rotations are rationalized
center1 target georgia tech transfer tana alo-tupuola just committed to asu, the staff needs to immediately prioritize for an official visit washington transfer zach henning who is very close to committing to arizona
https://instagr.am/p/DPRx8wejmEj message to the cal men's golf team: get stronger/bigger or get boat raced, that's the 2 choices in competitive golf
the way we were (r u adapting to the realities of 2026 or simply just stuck in the past creating misty colored future memories that r gonna be too painful to forget??)#
^ somerville & rolo need to line up the bears behind center (**** the pistol) in 2026 short yardage situations
https://instagr.am/p/DS0rfvIDHbe shocky walked a brisk 18 holes this morning with his biz mentor (schulzie got highly cherished mentors/friends for various aspects of his life, if u think u know everything ur a ******* dumb azz) jj at desert highlands (just reopened after a fabulous restoration which pulled out all the non indigenous to the desert trees, expanded green surfaces to their original sizes & switched from bermuda to bent greens (the putting surfaces are immaculate)
anyways on the way outta the clubhouse after a quick healthy lunch shocky bumped into nfl half of fame defensive coordinator (gotta home with macaroni grill architecture to the right of the par 5 11th tee box) marv lewis & the monster asked him if there's every any good reason for a college offensive coordinator to dial up short yardages situations from the shotgun
marv tole me that if ur qb1 is pro style (like jks) & not a dangerous run/read threat with his legs (like kylar murray), it makes NO SENSE to not be under center in short yardage situations!!
lewis also confirmed to me (just like jeff tedford has done to me) that the fastest way to get the ball in the hands of ELITE running backs with SPEED like rb1 adam mohammed & rb1/2 carter vargas on the edges in open space is ******* PITCHOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
real talk: tosh, wut time is ur private flight tonite with ur 4 assistant coaches from atlanta to oakland in order to be at memorial stadium for this weekend's portal transfer official visitors??
center1 target georgia tech transfer tana alo-tupuola just committed to asu, the staff needs to immediately prioritize for an official visit washington transfer zach henning who is very close to committing to arizona
got it??
zach henning with the commitment to arizona
blueshirting lamar robinson gotta opportunity during the upcoming 2026 spring ball to earn either a c1 or c2 status depending upon the future of bastian swinney with continued development in the s&c program & learning the new coach somerville offensive schemes
this is a focused & articulate young man/ghost rider, sometimes in life the underdog comes out on top and he's not going anywhere (going back to cali, losers lose winners win) so u can get to know him from the beginning to the end unless those ****tards steal his bike
^ props to vals for the FUN fotos (and ponytail1)!!
a MAJOR recruiting upset victory over the tide (current alabama crystal ball the bears are tryna flip) is getting worked on in the pursuit of former 4 star +1 athletic mississippi state massive upside right tackle 6'6" 320 lbs jimothy lewis jr from ridgeland mississippi (north of jackson) who attended the img academy in florida for high school...lewis got 3 years of eligibility & would be considered a likely day 1 starter at right tackle (rt1) during the bears upcoming 2026 spring ball
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those that are kinda tired of the deep south & wanna go the party next door in cali with a curvy brunette yoga female)
Props to Tosh for brining in an incredible portal class, but I think JKS deserves some of the credit, especially for the offensive players. Without JKS's gravity, it might have been a bit more challenging to pull in those stud guys.
center1 target georgia tech transfer tana alo-tupuola just committed to asu, the staff needs to immediately prioritize for an official visit washington transfer zach henning who is very close to committing to arizona
got it??
zach henning with the commitment to arizona
blueshirting lamar robinson gotta opportunity during the upcoming 2026 spring ball to earn either a c1 or c2 status depending upon the future of bastian swinney with continued development in the s&c program & learning the new coach somerville offensive schemes
this is a focused & articulate young man/ghost rider, sometimes in life the underdog comes out on top and he's not going anywhere (going back to cali, losers lose winners win) so u can get to know him from the beginning to the end unless those ****tards steal his bike
Had the BEST time meeting @BastianSwinney after the game! He excitedly recognized the gnome right away, leading to a quick but big bear hug. This loyal and sturdy bear finishes his 5th year at Cal, starting at center for our last three games. Congrats!#GoBears#SmartAndToughpic.twitter.com/Aec65LtWns
look if u need a reason to fall back in love with college football in an era of a lotta dumb azzs throwing away berkeley degrees because of delusional nfl dreams promised to them by lying commission driven sports agents & desperate football coaches, bastian swinney has stayed the course as a non complaining team player back up offensive lineman at multiple positions
and then during the 2025 season a fellow unselfish playing outta position center tyson ruffins flipped back to his natural position of guard with swinney finally getting a chance to start at center...and that's when the offense took a step forward with markedly more accurate snapping from the center & hair on fire blocking from the guard
luv this guy not only for his **** on the football field as a c1 but also for his academic ambition, it's something in ur veins
the time is NOW for everything in 2026 (use ur mind as a weapon)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the ******* WORLD (including interlachen high school)
real talk: tosh, wut time is ur private flight tonite with ur 4 assistant coaches from atlanta to oakland in order to be at memorial stadium for this weekend's portal transfer official visitors??
GREAT NEWS, in a cost savings measure head coach tosh lupoi, coach steven haugna, coach zach tinker, coach connor boyd & coach darrion daniels are taking the midnight train from georgia to cali in order to meet with recruits tomorrow morning at the claremont!!
stayed tuned for multiple ducks taking official visits to berkeley on the defensive side of the ball & also zach recruiting/interviewing a prospective new kicker, punter & longsnapper for a nationally ranked cali bears football program in 2026!!
^ throw a ponytail on her and gladys looks a lot like cal wbb star shooting guard (and the future mrs nohl williams) australian lulu twidale
chris, luv ur passion for ur alma mater and innovative creativity in analyzing the 2026 recruiting cycle!!
ur truly a breath of fresh air, we need to grow the fanatical cal fanbase thru calgorithim, raider nation & every other available marketing outreach to SELL OUT the uc system championship game vs ucla on saturday september 5, 2026
if u evah wanna meet up this fall on a gameday, plz send me a private message at this site brah...and yeah if u got a curvy brunette yoga female moms (cbyfm1) who filled out ur birth certificate with the father1 (f1) listed as "a dumb azz" plz let me know that too so u can be added to the monster's 37 bucks (plus change & ****) nda protected estate will, got it my son??
tyson ford entered the transfer portal & brandon high jr is returning to the university of texas san antonio...really hoping the quiet brandon completes his utsa degree as his 60+ hours a week working dad (an independent transportation contractor) is very proud of his son ________________________________________________________________
current bears in the transfer portal:
jaiven plummer tyson ford (ucla) chase meyer brook honore jr rino monteforte jordan spasojevic-moko jacob houseworth landon morris (wake forest) kendrick raphael braden miller (duke) cade uluave daz james ryan mcculloch (ucla) kaden cook eze osundu (utsa) daveion harley harrison taggart abram murray belay brummel ike okafor (washington state) cam sidney (withdrawn) lajuan owens luke ferrelli (clemson) nate burrell (withdrawn) devin brown brandon high jr (utsa) tj bush (minnesota) nick morrow (kansas) michael kern leon bell ej caminong curlee thomas buom jock
young, dumb & broke (at age 30)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna do the hard work, this **** is NOT easy)
Best Universities in the World, 2024:
1.🇬🇧 Oxford 2.🇺🇸 Stanford 3.🇺🇸 MIT 4.🇺🇸 Harvard 5.🇬🇧 Cambridge 6.🇺🇸 Princeton 7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology 8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London 9.🇺🇸 Berkeley 10.🇺🇸 Yale
lewis also confirmed to me (just like jeff tedford has done to me) that the fastest way to get the ball in the hands of ELITE running backs with SPEED like rb1 adam mohammed & rb1/2 carter vargas on the edges in open space is ******* PITCHOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% pacman, hopefully coach somerville is gonna dial up PITCHOUTS on the edges in open space during the fall of 2026!!
wut's ur take on this chase hendricks reception against THE academically inferior as **** ohio state buckeyes (a football factory exploiting disposable low gpa gladiators that are often struggling to pay bills & **** at age 30 in a highly competitive global economy that favors the well educated)??
Note: Aaron Rodgers blocking waaaay downfield and puts a Furd on his ass at the 25 yrs line, and WR Burl Toler #10, even further downfield blocking at the 10-5 yard line
the bears best performing tackle during 2025 & weirdly played kinda like his hair wuz on ******* fire during the smu game as a tight end (gotta learn to channel that attitude all the time regardless of the position) frederick williams iii is gonna run it back as a california golden bear in 2026 & continue to work towards his berkeley degree!!
cal's monster offensive line (has always been a work in progress since the jump but we're getting real ******* close in feeding the streets)#
hairy, that's a great beastmode cut up, it will always be one of the great mysteries to me why burl could BLOCK on the field but not teach it successfully to his wideout rooms
still got mad respect for the berkeley grad & his amazing family, hoping burl lands on his feet soon with his next coaching deal
WELCOME physical ballhawk safety northern arizona (previously portland state) transfer 6' 185 lbs safety michael hurst from servite high school in the oc!!...hurst will bring experience to the db room & also be an asset on special teams
— 247Sports Transfer Portal (@247SportsPortal) January 8, 2026
louisville transfer defensive lineman 6'5" 270 lbs justin beadles from atlanta is on the staff's radar for a potential actionable offer
justin is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.0 gpa at sandy creek high school & is a grad transfer from new mexico state ...played for the aggies before the cardinals & before that the houston cougars & before that the virginia tech hokies, got it??
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those with a lotta frequent flyer miles)
physical ball state grad transfer (with 1 year of remaining eligibility) safety 6' 201 lbs michael gravely jr from cleveland just took an official visit to berkeley
michael is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.12 gpa back in the day at glenville high school back in the day before his long & winding road journey took him to ball state, western michigan, college of dupage & michigan state outta high school...yeah his academic transcripts take up 3 boxes
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (for the next mayor of cleveland)
