cal's monster offensive line

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CONGRATULATIONS RJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's mind boggling this has not been widely publicized by the cal football program or the athletic department, ur the only bear to gain acceptance to the #2 ranked undergraduate biz school in the united states (wharton is a consensus ranked #1) since nando

honestly the lazy azz bureaucrat (shocky wrote them an email well before the season encouraging them to update all the player's academic degrees/achievements which hasn't happened) who wrote ur football bio should be FIRED...do they really want to be on the monster's **** list like jay & jenny and before them general knowlton??...fafo
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster/r-j--stephens/26271

proud of u rj!!

-ur fellow haas brah the dumb azz

standing on biz!!#
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Shocky1 said:



chris, luv ur passion for ur alma mater and innovative creativity in analyzing the 2026 recruiting cycle!!

ur truly a breath of fresh air, we need to grow the fanatical cal fanbase thru calgorithim, raider nation & every other available marketing outreach to SELL OUT the uc system championship game vs ucla on saturday september 5, 2026

if u evah wanna meet up this fall on a gameday, plz send me a private message at this site brah...and yeah if u got a curvy brunette yoga female moms (cbyfm1) who filled out ur birth certificate with the father1 (f1) listed as "a dumb azz" plz let me know that too so u can be added to the monster's 37 bucks (plus change & ****) nda protected estate will, got it??



In Chris's video, he mentions that Cam Sidney is returning but I haven't seen anybody else mention it. If true, that would be great news.

Now we just need Cade to also be back, and we will be in good shape.
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BearForceOne said:

In Chris's video, he mentions that Cam Sidney is returning but I haven't seen anybody else mention it. If true, that would be great news.

Now we just need Cade to also be back, and we will be in good shape.



In the comments under the video he was called out for that mistake and he acknowledged that he mixed up Isaiah Crosby and listed Cam instead. So unfortunately, no Cam as of yet.
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BearForceOne said:

Props to Tosh for brining in an incredible portal class, but I think JKS deserves some of the credit, especially for the offensive players. Without JKS's gravity, it might have been a bit more challenging to pull in those stud guys.

How about $$. They play a big role.
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holy **** dept: florida state transfer offensive tackle manasse itete's new home is gonna be arkansas state!!

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Shocky1 said:

willem, agreed that cal football moving in the direction of a potential 10+ victory 2026 season is not gonna happen without nil donors (the architect of cal's monster class is a non participant, not gonna rehash why that's the case) particularly lance cooper!!






You're mad at Jenny and Jay, why not donate directly to football NIL which now has nothing to do with either of them?
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bassics, that's not why shocky is financially on the sidelines but ur correct that a major goal of cal's monster class has been to inform & relentlessly lobby for the removal of general knowlton & his anti football/basketball obstructionists cfo tom lowry & marketing director markeisha everett and moving forward worthless bureaucrats current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil

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cal golf update:

the 2026 pga tour season kicks off next thursday at waialae country club (in diamond head not too far from football powerhouse st louis high school) with collin morikawa & michael kim competing on behalf of the #1 ranked public university in the world!!


yeah this is gonna be the last time this & the kapalua tournament along with pga tour stops in coachella, torrey pines & pebble beach (will be moved to the better weather summer on the monterey peninsula) are gonna be played as part of the pga season opening west coast swing, in 2027 the tour is gonna start the season at the insane energy phoenix open (the largest attended golf tournament in the world with just south of 1,000,000 attendees for the week)

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life is not linear (but a great lunch is never gonna change)#
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the next great humble faith based qb1 from the islands with a 3.57 gpa!!#

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island
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HairOfTheBear said:

BearForceOne said:

In Chris's video, he mentions that Cam Sidney is returning but I haven't seen anybody else mention it. If true, that would be great news.

Now we just need Cade to also be back, and we will be in good shape.



In the comments under the video he was called out for that mistake and he acknowledged that he mixed up Isaiah Crosby and listed Cam instead. So unfortunately, no Cam as of yet.

Ahhh, ok. Thanks for the info. Hopefully it can still happen!
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cal's monster class mailbag:

Dear Shockey,

How are you?

We are fine.

We have received a copy of your recent lawsuit filed with Judge Mike Barth of the Maricopa County Supreme Court re: your concerns re: our most recent evaluation of you as a Substitute Yoga Teacher17, SYT17.

Guess what?

We're not gonna change ****.

But it is possible that if you get over your phobia of needles and get some ink on your ankle that we will consider a reevaluation of SYT16 but no guarantees, comprende?

And look it would help your cause if you would quit yelling "Let's ******* Go Mother******* Bears!!" before savannas, as you know the majority of your CBYF1 classmates are ASU (the #1 ranked stripper college in the United States) grads and we don't allow them to yell "Forks Up!!," so quit thinking your so ******* special and that you can do whatever the **** you want in life, that's not how **** works at Modern Yoga, got it?

See you at your noon flow class (fyi your automatic monthly credit card payment was rejected again, plz bring cash or something)!!

And no you cannot bring your "brah" WR1 QuaRon Adams as a guest until this late payment is resolved.

Modern Yoga Management Team

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PAC-10-BEAR said:

Shocky1 said:

lewis also confirmed to me (just like jeff tedford has done to me) that the fastest way to get the ball in the hands of ELITE running backs with SPEED like rb1 adam mohammed & rb1/2 carter vargas on the edges in open space is ******* PITCHOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Most entertaining rushing attempt in Cal history.

Hard to rank them, but I also liked Brendan Bigelow's first long TD at Ohio State, the one where he did not one, but two 360 degree spins to avoid being brought down.
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Big C said:

PAC-10-BEAR said:

Shocky1 said:

lewis also confirmed to me (just like jeff tedford has done to me) that the fastest way to get the ball in the hands of ELITE running backs with SPEED like rb1 adam mohammed & rb1/2 carter vargas on the edges in open space is ******* PITCHOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most entertaining rushing attempt in Cal history.

Hard to rank them, but I also liked Brendan Bigelow's first long TD at Ohio State, the one where he did not one, but two 360 degree spins to avoid being brought down.

I thought about that one too as soon as I posted.
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Big C said:

PAC-10-BEAR said:

Most entertaining rushing attempt in Cal history.

Hard to rank them, but I also liked Brendan Bigelow's first long TD at Ohio State, the one where he did not one, but two 360 degree spins to avoid being brought down.


Nice entry Big C:


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Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line transfer portal recruiting update:


^ props to vals for the FUN fotos (and ponytail1)!!

a MAJOR recruiting upset victory over the tide (current alabama crystal ball the bears are tryna flip) is getting worked on in the pursuit of former 4 star +1 athletic mississippi state massive upside right tackle 6'6" 320 lbs jimothy lewis jr from ridgeland mississippi (north of jackson) who attended the img academy in florida for high school...lewis got 3 years of eligibility & would be considered a likely day 1 starter at right tackle (rt1) during the bears upcoming 2026 spring ball

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jimothy is NOT a dumb azz, he wuz on the sec 2024 fall academic honor roll



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those that are kinda tired of the deep south & wanna go the party next door in cali with a curvy brunette yoga female)

KAAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yeah the crimson tide are a feeder school for them bears


cal's monster offensive line (is roaring!!)#
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ZAZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME sideline to sideline active linebacker 6' 230 lbs texas a&m transfer (teammate of fellow new bear edge defender solomon williams) tristan "tjaz" jernigan from tupelo mississippi!!


it's becoming very clear that coach lupoi & coach hutchings are prioritizing SPEED on d in an attacking aggressive scheme, the days of the inevitable bend and then ******* break are over in berkeley

tristan got 3 years of remaining eligibility to spearhead the bears d & earn a berkeley degree while pursuing the development of a fashion forward clothing brand

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SPEED wins football games (and gets u PAID in the NFL)!!#
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real talk: it's cognitively impossible for some deep south white dumb azzs with 2.5 gpas to comprehend that some student athletes got aspirational academic goals at ELITE institutions like berkeley, stanford & the ivy league

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^ greg iles write profound masterpieces about the fabric of society in the deep south, we've had an email relationship for years

these dumb azz are working at the waffle house next to the angioplasty emergency walk in facility & spend their fall saturdays cheering for the tide on gamedays just like their daddy and their granddaddy did, reading books & **** is not part of their family's intellectual journey



white people from the deep south r funny!!#
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cal portal entrant:

with an earned berkeley degree in hand & 2 years of eligibility remaining, jaiven plummer as a result of being buried in the wideout room depth chart has entered the transfer portal...the monster appreciated jaiven's physicality on special teams!!

outgoing transfer portal list updated
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Shocky1 said:

cal portal entrant:

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with an earned berkeley degree in hand & 2 years of eligibility remaining, jaiven plummer as a result of being buried in the wideout room depth chart has entered the transfer portal...the monster appreciated jaiven's physicality on special teams!!

outgoing transfer portal list updated

He also played well at WR when he played, over 40 yards per catch (but only 2 catches). Thought we could have used his size and athleticism, especially when the starters got hurt.
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cal/oregon transfer portal recruiting update:


+1 athletic 6'3" 244 lbs oregon inside linebacker kamar mothudi from los alamitos high school in so cal is gonna enter the transfer portal

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academically kamar is interested in graphic design & a hybrid creative advertising major

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD
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cal transfer portal recruiting update:

oregon state transfer qb tristan ti'a loved his midweek visit to auburn ("best facilities" he's seen & that he can tell the "staff really cares about you" and that it's "stress free" at the tigers football offices) & he's gonna visit stanford this weekend
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Is that his way of saying "yeah… no…" ?
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cal transfer portal recruiting update:



^ maybe, maybe not

cincinnati transfer (previously at charleston southern) explosive playmaking (particularly with yardage after catches) wideout 6' 190 lbs noah jennings from columbia south carolina is a potential targeted prospect for the bears offensive staff


noah is NOT a dumb azz, he got a cumulative 3.4 gpa at westwood high school

who wants to catch dimes from jks??#
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MiZery said:

My sources = 247 transfer portals list-- you old pervert.

sorry mizery but ur "information" is not accurate as the 247 sources are 99% of the time commission driven sports agents who got agendas such as creating fake bidding wars which often conflict with the truth & also like u got zero knowledge of gpas or how the berkeley admissions process works...but keep in simple, amigo

don't u got an incel meeting or something to attend tonite??
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No none cares. It's public info and for some reason you feel threatened by an internet message board to message me

At the end of the day - your thread is just a reflection of you and your obsession with women younger than your daughter.
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if no one "cares" that ur making **** up, why r u even bothering to read the monster??



that makes no sense at all

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cal transfer portal recruiting update:


powerful mississippi state defensive lineman 6'3" 295 lbs ashun shepphard from branden mississippi gotta lotta interest in moving to the left coast outta the deep south

sheppard started his collegiate career at east mississippi community college before playing for the sec bulldogs in 2024 & redshirting this past season in 2025

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2027 cal football recruiting updates (today wuz ELITE day at memorial stadium, almost 70 attendees):

broncs baker, linebacker, former cal commit before staff changes (will visit in future), stansbury utah, 3.6 gpa

troy bowens, edge defender, sutter union high school, #1 nor cal player in 2027 class (bears lean right now!!)

lamar ellis, running back, bishop o'dowd dragons, 3.4 gpa

sam ngata, edge defender, holladay utah, 3.7 gpa

malakai taufoou, defensive back, serra high school

giovanni hodge, defensive line, grants high school, 4.0 gpa

avery michael, offensive tackle, turlock high school, 3.3 gpa

bryan edwards, 2028 athlete, bishop o'dowd dragons, 3.5 gpa

myles baker, linebacker, sierra canyon high school, 3.7 gpa

clint lundin, offensive lineman, de la salle high school, 3.82 gpa

christian cermenelli-johnson, quarterback, bishop o'dowd dragons, 3.9 gpa

anthony hassell, athlete, bishop o'dowd high school

cameron saunders, edge defender, valley christian high school (san jose)

miko greer, edge defender, berkeley high school

amari hill, 2029 wide receiver, st francis high school

ernie tofi, 2028 wide receiver/shooting guard, riordan high school

brody rudnicki, quarterback, folsom high school, 4.0 gpa

josiah poyer, linebacker, st john bosco, 3.4 gpa

samatuafaiga tagaloa jr, 2029 lineman, de la salle high school

dylan skrinar, 2028 quarterback, marin catholic high school, 3.91 gpa

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the united states)


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Shocky1 said:



shocky talking ball/strategizing the bishop o'dowd pipeline with his brah fellow hopa/hopa berkeley grad dragons head coach lou richie back in the day when the bears started 4 future nba ballers & sharpshooter jordan mathews playing in front of SOLD OUT 11,000+ fans on big time gamedays in an insane energy haas pavilion!!

yeah shocky is a class act, he moved over down the row (flip flopped seats) as a courtesy to allow mrs spieker to watch the action on the floor/not block her view when the monster stands the whole game shouting instructions like "demand the ball, ivan, demand the ball!!" as part of his coaching duties on behalf of cal's monster class

the MAGIC of cal basketball!!#


the KEY to rebuilding a student & young alum FANBASE in berkeley!!#
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Shocky1 said:

cal's monster class MAILBAG (this is ACTUAL email correspondence from this evening with chancellor lyons):

Hi Rich,

How are you??

I am fine.

Yes or No question: is it accurate to say that Berkeley is the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD (vs just the USA)??

-Shocky

____________________________________________________

Thanks Bill.

It's tricky since it's unclear how to categorize Cambridge and Oxford in the UK.

See the attached ChatGPT page on the question of whether Cambridge is considered a public university.

See also the attached page on the fact that in all five rankings that people site for US universities, Berkeley is ranked number one among publics in each of the five.

Rich

____________________________________________________

ChapGPT

Yes-Cambridge is considered a public university in the UK, but the term public works differently in the UK than in the U.S.

Why Cambridge is "public" in the UK sense

-It receives significant public funding (via the Office for Students and UK research councils).

-It is regulated by government bodies and its governance structure is established by statute.

-It does not belong to private owners; it operates as a charitable corporation.

How this differs from U.S. usage

In the U.S., public university usually means a state-owned, state-run institution (e.g., UC Berkeley). Cambridge is not run by the government in that direct way. It's autonomous, self-governing, and organized around independent colleges.

_____________________________________________________

BOTTOM LINE: berkeley is the #1 ranked public university in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shocky is forwarding this email correspondence with the berkeley chancellor to andrew mcgraw, chief of staff, for the cal football program with instructions that on a go forward berkeley be only referred to as the GREATEST ******* public university on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got it??

go bears



tosh, why wuz yesterday's ELITE day for mostly 2027 prospects at memorial stadium branding berkeley as the "#1 public university in the United States" and not the World??

chancellor lyons per the above email to me clarified this issue, got it??

this **** is NOT that complicated#
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Love that we are trying to keep the local talent local! DeLa, O'Dowd, etc.
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line transfer portal recruiting update:


^ props to vals for the FUN fotos (and ponytail1)!!

a MAJOR recruiting upset victory over the tide (current alabama crystal ball the bears are tryna flip) is getting worked on in the pursuit of former 4 star +1 athletic mississippi state massive upside right tackle 6'6" 320 lbs jimothy lewis jr from ridgeland mississippi (north of jackson) who attended the img academy in florida for high school...lewis got 3 years of eligibility & would be considered a likely day 1 starter at right tackle (rt1) during the bears upcoming 2026 spring ball

https://instagr.am/p/DSWWLIwjrf-
jimothy is NOT a dumb azz, he wuz on the sec 2024 fall academic honor roll



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those that are kinda tired of the deep south & wanna go the party next door in cali with a curvy brunette yoga female)

KAAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://instagr.am/p/DTV2A1XEpD5
yeah the crimson tide are a feeder school for them bears


cal's monster offensive line (is roaring!!)#


berkeley admissions & nil contract locked down (something that the dumb azzs don't concern themselves with), jimothy is gonna be a critical piece of the reworked cal's monster offensive line during 2026 spring ball!!
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Shocky1 said:

cal transfer portal recruiting update:


louisville transfer defensive lineman 6'5" 270 lbs justin beadles from atlanta is on the staff's radar for a potential actionable offer

justin is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.0 gpa at sandy creek high school & is a grad transfer from new mexico state ...played for the aggies before the cardinals & before that the houston cougars & before that the virginia tech hokies, got it??

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those with a lotta frequent flyer miles)

KAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

berkeley admissions & nil contract locked down, justin is gonna be part of coach darrion daniels playing rotation during the upcoming 2026 spring ball

multiple bears teammates are indeed welcoming justin to berkeley but a deep insider tole me it's mostly because they wanna get invited by their new teammate on a bro's roadie with the 1,000,000+ frequent flyer points accumulated by beadles!!

personally the monster would rather go on a hiking vacay (ok, a world top 100 golf trip with 5 star hotels/resorts with spa services, let's not bull**** anybody) with a cbyf1 than a dl1/2 but hey that's just me

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you hungry too now (**** healthy erewhon, let's clog 28% of our arteries at td1 instead)??#
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