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2:51p, 2/27/26

4.46 is nfl speed, zeke just gotta combine that with a violent tackling mentality!!



SPEED KILLS (and gets u PAID in the NFL)#
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2027 high school recruiting update:

coach ha'unga & coach saffell are prioritizing multi dimensional 6'5" 225 lbs tight end zac fares from arbor view high school in las vegas


fares is gonna be officially tripping to berkeley may 28-31st


zac is NOT a dumb azz, yeah shocky 100% endorses this 4.0 gpa smart recruitment!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (football factories are for low gpa disposable gladiators that are ****** at age 30 with no future)

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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:07p, 2/27/26
Shocky1 said:
2027 high school quarterback recruiting update:


sione is the qb1 on the staff's 2027 big board, will be insightful to see which quarterbacks advance in head to head competition from the multiple regional elite 11s to the national elite 11


cal is a NFL starting qb development school#


polys do NOT thrive in cold weather!!

https://instagr.am/p/DRNzcVvjPFc
cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island
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5:21p, 2/27/26
2027 high school recruiting update:


WARNING: if u got a heart condition do NOT watch the above video as it contains acts of football violence!!

the entire staff is targeting +1 athletic with 10.57 100 meters SPEED 6' 170 lbs versatile future starter kingston celfie from kardashian high school in calabasas...celfie is gonna officially trip to berkeley june 11-14th

kingston is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.9 gpa

yeah a lotta people wanna be great in life, celfie is willing to do the work to be great in life (kinda like fellow high gpa giovanni hodge)!!


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (ucla is a solid back up choice for those rejected by berkeley, stanford & ivy league admissions)

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2027 high school recruiting update:


a major priority in the 2027 class is nightmare mismatch uber athletic tight end charles "spida" davis iii from westlake village high school

the spida is gonna web his azz up to berkeley for an official superhero trip on june 4-7th & do the hang on the rooftop of the claremont with his close friend/former teammate wideout niles davis

https://instagr.am/p/DUAv76sEb9X
^ don't try this **** at home kids, the spida does this **** with NO EFFORT!!


^ fun fact: shocky is a minimalist (anti materialism/hoarding/clutter), he don't got either a watch or an aquarium (or a single piece of ******* underwear *which is for losers)!!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:18a, 2/28/26
Shocky1 said:

4.46 is nfl speed, zeke just gotta combine that with a violent tackling mentality!!



SPEED KILLS (and gets u PAID in the NFL)#


I don't know if I've ever seen a defensive football player at a D1 college shy away from tackling and then go on the have an NFL career. Maybe a returner? Can you suddenly decide to throw your health to the wind and start tackling? I don't know.
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9:50a, 2/28/26
2027 ugly azz condo classic in west palm beach: 3rd round update

https://instagr.am/p/C5n9LqLAXux
max homa (69, tied for 23rd):

good news: max has played the 9 par 5s this week in 9 under par like a boss man!!

https://instagr.am/p/DQZq2YJja5t
bad news: in the land of cheerful lily pulitzer fashionista females max wore literally the most ugly ******* shirt in the history of the pga tour today, a sorta off white shirt with these bizarro masking tape stripes thru the armpits that match the color of the resort's ugly azz condos...lacey needs to donate this eyesore to goodwill when her husband gets back to scottsdale...real talk: if ur dressed worser than joel dahmen then u ****** up

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10:17a, 2/28/26
2027 high school recruiting update:

https://instagr.am/p/DVFXyAwDBYn
coach viane is targeting +1 athletic 6'4" 285 lbs offensive tackle keyon hemphill-woods from columbus high school in texas (west of houston on the i-10)

hemphill-woods is gonna officially trip to the best coast on june 4-7th

keyon, are you tired of the relentless hot nasty azz humid texas summers & icy winters along with the low key racism in ****holes like college station??

https://instagr.am/p/C7Wvb87OV3L
yeah maybe it's time for an adventure in cali in the land of palm trees & ideal year round weather!!




^ FUN cal's monster class contest: anybody accurately guessing the # of palm trees (shocky's favorite tree of all time!!) in the above video will receive a FREE pyzel pro competition surfboard signed by qb1 jaron keawe-sagapolutele!!


cal is a palm tree school!!#
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8:34p, 2/28/26
2027 high school recruiting updates:

may 28-31st official visits:


3.5 gpa 2027 cal commit apex predator edge defender troy bowens from sutter high school


highly ranked qb1 on the staff's big board sione tu'amoheloa-kaho from lincoln high school in tacoma


national recruit unreal destructive defensive lineman 6'3" 290 lbs jon ioane from tustin high school in riverside


4.0 gpa high motor multi dimensional tight end zac fares from arbor view high school in las vegas


#1 ranked offensive lineman in the nation force of nature 6'4" 340 lbs lex mailangi from mater dei high school


3.8 gpa lockdown corner/nickel darius johnson from murietta valley high school


3.75 gpa +1 athletic playmaker jai jones from chandler high school


3.8 gpa ELITE 2 time all state 1st team qb1 dane weber from chaparral high school in temecula

june 4-7th official visits:


3.2 gpa ELITE potential day 1 starter +1 athletic duvay williams from serra high school (gardena)


#1 ranked hawaii offensive lineman 6'5" 305 lbs isaiah bertola from campbell high school (ewa beach)


4 star wideout with length 6'4" 190 wideout zion white from the img academy in florida/punahou high school (honolulu)


nightmare match up +1 athletic 6'5" 210 lbs charles "spida" davis iii from westlake high school


4.0 gpa 2027 cal commit explosive wideout blake gunter from southlake carroll high school


4.0 gpa high motor destructive lineman 6'2" 285 lbs sione felila from oak hills high school in hesperia

june 11-14th official visits:


4.0 gpa 2027 cal commit apex predator defensive lineman giovanni hodge from grant high school


bay area priority impact prospect with 22 mph SPEED defensive back malakai taufoou from serra high school


3.3 gpa potential hometown hero +1 athletic jeovanni henley from serra high school


game breaking 4.4 SPEED running back malachi mcfarland from damien high school in la verne


violent on the field/3.9 gpa off the field explosive athlete kingston celfie from kardashian high school in calabasas


4.0 gpa highly accurate quarterback brody rudnicki from folsom high school

https://instagr.am/p/C4EWpASySp4
lucky's bro 3.5 gpa unblockable defensive end miles isaac schirmer from corona centennial high school

june 15-18th official visits:


3.1 gpa relentless motor/worker defensive lineman wesley gover from thompson high school (alabama)


physical running back 6' 205 lbs antwon "aj" sanders iii from ce king high school in houston


explosive 6'5" 315 lbs defensive lineman kasi currie from sierra canyon high school in chatsworth

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the "country" aka united states, our head coach is a dumb azz)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:55p, 2/28/26
Shocky1 said:
cal's monster offensive line MAJOR announcement:

tyson ruffins, sioape vatikani, frederick williams, jimothy lewis & jacob arop are all gonna miss 2026 spring ball in berkeley due to their decisions to become back up stage dancers for jessie murph

and bastian swinney wants to go on tour too but as a white guy he's got ZERO ******* rhythm & can't dance worth **** (but at least he knows all the words to most of the songs)

the bears o-line for the gonna be SOLD OUT uc championship game vs them ucla bruins on saturday september 5 2026 could consist of back up special teams players & **** (staff is even checking to see if benji palu & andrew mcgraw got any remaining eligibility)

as a direct result bears all american qb1 jaron keawe sagapolutele is now forgoing healthy as **** salmon poke bowls for daily 4 greasy cheeseburgers plus a late nite top brat dog (with all the fixins) in his quest to bulk up to 260+ lbs to take the hits this fall

bruins are 24+ point favorites according to shockey's recently incorporated sports book betting site monsterloseurazz.com

**** me, cal football is a ****show



update: coach lup just hired ryan longwell as a special teams analyst

https://instagr.am/p/DVNcMYhiDJT
look, u gotta have FAITH that the bears 3.75 gpa qb1 JARON KEAWE SAGAPULTELE from ewa beach is gonna be throwing back shoulder dimes to my favorite player quaron adams (got t-rex arms just like the shockster) at the wildly attended 2026 cal spring ball game on saturday APRIL 18th but the real highlight is gonna be the halftime show by lead singer vals (with a massive ponytail) singing blue strips with cal's monster offensive line as back up stage dancers!!

plus the first 100 fans at memorial stadium will receive a signed poster of becky g singing in the shower!!

KAAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM, make some noise berkeley, come on let's go let's go!!!!!!!!

https://instagr.am/p/DVRzKqAEqrD
yeah this **** is getting live!!
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1:52p, 3/1/26
2026 ugly azz condo classic in west palm beach: 4th round update


max homa (67, tied for 13th):

rebounding from yesterday's ****show fashionista outfit, homa got his **** together with a white shirt (with no masking tape markings), hat, belt & shoes coupled with olive green lululemon pants to propel him to a fabulous fourth straight round in the 60s (and a terrific 9 under par tournament)!!

https://instagr.am/p/CwQcO5IIhL_
yeah dressing well is very important to ur golf game, just ask the shockster



homa obliterated the 12 par 5s this week in 12 under par like a boss man at the beach with summer still within reach!!

fun fact: max wuz a perfect 5 for 5 on filthy sand saves today, yeah the bears trio of max, michael kim & collin morikawa are right now all playing bunker shots at a us open winning calibre...berkeley is a sand trap skool!!



^ who knew that coach lup (dressing poorly again) is also the lead singer for the ataris??
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4:05p, 3/1/26
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california golden bears 78
smu mustangs 34

is lulu twidale gonna finish her berkeley degree & try to build something special at haas pavilion?

let it fly, lulu, let it fly!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask future hubby/berkeley grad/kansas city chief nohl williams)
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4:37p, 3/1/26
2026 cabo collegiate tournament: 1st round update

https://instagr.am/p/CWoSypUP8Gu
^ this tournament is being hosted by the twin dolphin golf club (adjacent to the montage) which got a spectacular (but disappointing unwalkable cartball routing) 19 holes (don't miss the FUN bonus hole over the barranca) along with multiple red door comfort stations throughout the golf course that serve delicious FREE food & drinks (burp)

https://instagr.am/p/DMN21foP_C-
as emphasized by the monster over & over, my brah ziqin zhou is one of the best players in college golf & got pga tour upside

today z put it all together in route to a tournament leading by 3 strokes 7 under par 64, KAAABBOOOOMMM!!

z, u know shocky got 100% faith in u, the time is NOW for u to take that next stage forward in ur career with a SMILE on ur face & a peaceful heart (ur moms "lisa" luvs u plus she's a great chef!!)...ur ready for ur future EPIC moments in the sun!!

and props to haas biz ad student athlete charlie bundy on a 4 birdie 69!!

xihuan, depending upon the tee placement on the 9th hole it's almost a drivable par 4 for u, a double bogey 6 es no bueno señor x pero manana es un dia nuevo mi amigo!!




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the beautiful people of china)
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7:35p, 3/1/26

max "doubleheader" homa is everywhere!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:16p, 3/2/26
Shocky1 said:
cal men's golf update:

https://instagr.am/p/DVACPDIj_IB
my brah sophmore ziqin zhou could be the next california golden bear to play on the pga tour, he's got the total tool kit package!!


^ zhou wuz a stroke or two away from winning the 2024 asia pacific amateur, the winner won an invitation to the 2025 masters as a contestant

the only thing holding the 6' 192 lbs cali golden bear back are chronic back problems, shocky has tole z in person that he gotta get a dedicated (2-3 times a week) yoga/meditation practice (just stretching is not gonna magically make his back issues go away)

https://instagr.am/p/DPRx8wejmEj
if z gets a yoga/meditation practice he's gonna be OFF TO THE RACES!!

full transparency notice: shocky (who is not tryna get PAID playing golf, his primary goal is becoming a substitute yoga teacher despite being unfairly evaluated as a syt17 by the dumb azzs at modern yoga) ^ recognizes that he's built like a lean feral rescue doggy dog living on the streets & that may not be attractive to some cbyf1s that are attracted to buff guys like berkeley grad/minnesota viking 6'3" 235 lbs jordan kuynasyk...and that's just the way of the world, the **** if having t-rex arms is gonna ******* ruin the lives for me & my favorite football player quaron adams, got it??

https://instagr.am/p/DQiecTdDneL

2026 cabo collegiate tournament: 2nd round update


z, right now ur in 2nd place at one of the most prestigious/highly competitive collegiate tournaments which is NOT surprising to ur poly brah shocky who knows in his heart of hearts that ur NOT the #78 ranked player in college men's golf with ur mental & physical tool kit, got it??

as for ur teammates they're all undersized which means they gotta swing 100%+ on full shots to generate ball/clubhead SPEED which means their misses are gonna be off the charts (outta play) on the dispersion chart (which gets accentuated in high winds)...today this resulted in 2 players making a 9 & 1 player making a 8...this is all correctable with s&c work (3 mini workouts a week is NOT how pga calibre players prepare their bodies) & building strength as measured by the critical metric of daily protein grams

VAMOS z, let's do this amigo!!

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2026 seminole pro/member:

collin morikawa & member david novak shot a net 62 & won a cards game with rory & gerry (his dad) mcilroy at the "5th major" hosted by seminole (fabulously restored sand dunes by coore & crenshaw of the donald ross masterpiece in south florida, it's one of the true cathedrals of golf with an iconic pink clubhouse)...max homa wuz paired with member chris o'donnell

cal's monster class is also confirming that morikawa played this year's british open site royal birkdale (collin loved the shotmaking creativity that is required) back in 2023 & that it's his favorite links course based upon his limited playing experiences in the uk...modeling the tiger advance visits to future majors venues is key to hoisting trophies (morikawa played harding park multiple times while at cal prior to his pga championship), collin's ****show putting on the wildly undulating greens & catastrophic start line not left enough on the uphill par 4 9th hole at oakmont at the 2025 us open at oakmont wuz largely a function of his dumb azz decision to never having seen the course until tournament week

https://instagr.am/p/CsTqrL6Llr5
yeah the cuba gentlemen in biscayne bay sleep all day unlike el gato con la zoomies!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:10a, 3/3/26
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/DU1As0VAXaj
a ******* tug a war contest??

r u kidding me??

these candy azz soft cali golden bears should be grateful that shocky isn't the mother******* strength & conditioning coach, the internal competitions would be way the **** different

no wonder the bruins are 24+ point favorites per monsterloseurazz.com




shocky went to nooner modern yoga taught by princess courtney (which wuz more demanding than the above tug a war)#


when are these candy azz soft bears gonna put on the gloves??

we are so ****** for the uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026

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11:26a, 3/3/26
2027 high school recruiting update:


the d staff is targeting relentless worker 6'3" 290 lbs defensive lineman wesley gover from thompson high school in alabaster alabama (south of birmingham)

gover is gonna officially trip to cali on june 15-18th

wesley is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.1 gpa


the ideal west coast weather & absence of low key racism is gonna be a real eye opener for gover in this important recruitment



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the deep south)
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11:59a, 3/3/26
2027 high school recruiting update:


the #1 target overall on the staff's 2027 high school big board is apex predator edge defender with legit NFL upside 6'5" 245 lbs troy bowen from sutter union high school who would be a gold rush SACKMASTER addition to the bears d in future seasons!!

great news, troy is gonna visit berkeley again for an 8th time on an official visit on may 28-31st!!


this is a +2 athletic game changing prospect, if paired with commit giovanni hodge on both edges this would be a scary as **** deal for opposing acc qb1s!!

plus troy got good hair unlike coach lup


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and only a 2+ hour drive on fall saturdays to memorial stadium for the fam & friends)
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3:59p, 3/3/26
2026 cabo collegiate tournament: 3rd round update

https://instagr.am/p/DVcEuEQkn5N
KAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

propelled by an EPIC eagle 3 on the 571 yard par 5 13th hole my brah sophmore ZIQIN ZHOU shot a 2 under par 69 to finish the tournament an en fuego 8 under par & tied for 2nd in one of the most competitive collegiate tournaments!!

under the shockster's tutelage (with minor assistance from coach wilson & coach ireland) z is moving forward to realizing his indisputable upside as one of the top amateur golfers on planet earth, he's not gonna be #78 when the next individual collegiate rankings are released

https://instagr.am/p/DMY0DRvM3tT
let's ******* go z, this only the beginning, so happy for u (and ur family)!!


^ yeah green jackets, collapsible pga championship trophies & **** are nice but the greatest reward for any cal golfer is this beary white song played in honor and recognition of ur outstanding play!!...money is for losers
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9:57p, 3/3/26
cal's monster class job posting (to make a ****ton of money):


ideal candidate: will be a cbyf1 with a smokeshow PONYTAIL, full command of the english language is preferred but not critical with full fluency in sign language & ****...preference (just like it's always the case in the real world) will be granted to high gpa berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads

https://instagr.am/p/DLuiPyxxRbW
full disclosure notice: those with a social filter and/or are allergic to doggy dogs should not bother applying

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california golden bears 75
wake forest demon deacons 52

lively 1st round acc tournament victory moving the bears (19-13) closer to a 20 win season & kudos the staff for resting (sub 30 minutes) key rotational players for tomorrow's turnaround against syracuse...good sign the team is comfortable shooting in a new arena is the perfect 12 for 12 free throws, every point is gonna be important manana

when the bears lost in triple overtime on the road in upstate new york naya ojuwku scored 25 points in 24 minutes as a nightmare mismatch (4s & 3s lack the strength to guard her)
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4:46p, 3/4/26

los angeles rams rb coach ron gould put a dozen rbs into the NFL by featuring them as nightmare mismatches on the edges in open space with PITCHOUTS, the 1st time unreal SPEED & agility rb1 adam mohammed gets a PITCHOUT at memorial stadium in the uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026 the entire ******* crowd is gonna hold their breath in anticipation of the MAGIC of cal football!!

yeah and if it goes to pay dirt the shockster is probably gonna ******* stroke out or something!!



adios monster (bury my sorry azz under the 1st green at tilden park & send the mortuary bill to coaches somerville & bhonapha)#
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go big blue (with a cbyf1!!)#

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11:55p, 3/4/26
This hire seems very sus
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2:19a, 3/5/26
^ hollywood, agreed

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2:38a, 3/5/26

real talk: homa is gonna be the bears safety2 (s2) behind isaiah crosby this fall & the cal men's golf team (other than z & berridge) is too undersized to generate the necessary ball/clubhead SPEED for championship golf

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3:29p, 3/5/26
2026 florida project at bay hill: 1st round update


^ congrats to honorary (low gpa) california golden bear rickie fowler on winning this year's arnie award for work with youth based charities, this is one of the few awards in golf that actually means anything...it always amazes the shockster the indefatigable positive spirit of neglected children (and doggy dogs) in unfathomable circumstances because of ****** up human beings, this movie both inspires & makes me cry like a little girl...fun fact: my daughter taylor sees willem defoe in her west village neighborhood all the time, defoe always hits on her & her dad keeps reminding her to tell him he's one of my favorite actors!!

collin morikawa (66, tied for 2nd): this is what happens when you combine ELITE ball striking (1st in the field in strokes gained on approach shots) with 173 feet in made putts!!

the KEY to the round wuz morikawa finally listening to shocky re: his ****tard not far enough left starting line on the scoreable par 5 16th hole which resulted last year in his tee balls ending up in the right fairway bunker all 4 rounds which basically cost him the tournament (yeah this is reminiscent of morikawa's dumb azz start line not far enough left starting line on the par 4 9th hole at last year's us open which resulted in nasty azz lies all 4 rounds in the punishing oakmont rough down the right side)

today collin correctly aimed his drive at the far left fairway bunker per the monster's instructions & peeled his drive back into the fairway leaving only 185 yards in over the lake which culminated in an EAGLE 3 to the far right pin position, let's ******* go!!


rickie fowler (69, tied for 9th): real talk: rickie's berkeley grad/4.0 gpa at newport harbor high school wife allison married him in a pathetic attempt to make me jealous at exos

https://instagr.am/p/BPs1UNGD3VI
michael kim (75, tied for 61st): playing in the late afternoon breezy winds michael drained a fast moving downhill 30 foot birdie putt (if it missed it might've rolled into the lake) on the iconic par 4 18th hole & now gotta opportunity early tomorrow morning to post a score in the calmer weather conditions with fellow so cal brah rickie


don't be a dumb azz (in the year of the kat)#
* this year collin
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6:15p, 3/5/26
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syracuse orange 70
california golden bears 59

in the last matchup between these 2 teams force of nature/energy naya ojuwku scored a remarkable 25 points in only 24 minutes, she is a nightmare matchup that is almost unguardable by opposing acc 4s & 3s (tho she often fouls out when played outta position as an undersized 5)

so does coach charmin start her this time??

**** no, naya plays 3 minutes & a tired non enthusiastic bears predictably get their azzs handed to them with the worn out starters wildly missing jumpers with fatigued legs

honestly this is a poorly coached team by a head coach whose ceiling is one good year (last season) in a decade although the excuses are plentiful...just like justin wilcox, charmin smith is a good person but an introverted personality (which impacts her ability to fundraise nil dollars/help grow the fanbase) who is a below average gameday coach who bizarrely got her contract extended to the end of the decade (just like knowlton & wilcox) by worthless bureaucrat & evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil

and that's a shame

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rowdy the roadrunner implicated in some serious ****#
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2027 high school football recruiting update:


real talk: the most EXPLOSIVE defensive lineman in the 2027 high school class with an unreal work ethic!!

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2026 florida project at bay hill: 2nd round update

https://instagr.am/p/C8rfn2-ujIA
collin morikawa (71, tied for 3rd): on a windy azz afternoon at the happiest place on earth (unless ur a hospitality worker at one of the disney resorts making below living wages & tryna to commute to work thru the congested traffic) collin hit 2 more filthy sand shots within inches of the hole using the recently morikawa patented method of choking up to the steel, swinging with SPEED thru the ball & embracing the challenge with a FUN 10 year old boy mindset!!

if what a berger ***** up this weekend (which is a real possibility as daniel is uptight as **** as both he and his caddie literally refuse to hit any shot before admonishing the gallery to shut the **** up, shocky saw this 1st hand at the phx open when he wuz paired with max homa) morikawa could win his 2nd tournament of the 2026 season with his ELITE ball striking (1st in the field in strokes gained on approaches)

rickie fowler (69, 6th): rickie gonna be paired with his hopa/hopa poly brah (just like the shockster) collin manana but can u imagine the **** he's gonna have to listen to tonite at dinner as allison asks him why the **** he don't got a high gpa, the ability to knock out 25+ stomach crunches from a headstand & a tight azz like the shockster??...yeah it sucks for rickie to be evaluated as a husband2 (h2) by his cbyf1 current wife, no wonder the thermal he carries around all day (as shown in the foto below) is actually filled with grey goose vx vodka (don't be a dumb azz, no es ague fria)



michael kim (69, tied for 29th): michael followed the MONSTER gameplan of getting a good nite's sleep/healthy chipotle dinner & coming out early en fuego in the less baked out course morning conditions!!...kim is driving the ball like a boss man which is critical at bay hill (3rd in the field hitting 21 outta 28 fairways)...paired with fowler today michael wisely didn't ask his playing partner if jorge gutierrez is his wife's favorite bears hooper or something



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