The Onion doesn't miss. pic.twitter.com/loqsl6Agqj
— Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) March 6, 2026
The Onion doesn't miss. pic.twitter.com/loqsl6Agqj
— Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) March 6, 2026
It's incredible to think that the 2026 Democratic primaries could feature not one, but TWO former IDF volunteers... pic.twitter.com/JBsbT7A5TN
— A Left-Wing Account ™️ (@PushDemsLeft) March 5, 2026
“It’s really hard to focus on work when you spent the previous night getting railed by Steely in Franco Harris’ living room,” Peter Hayward said https://t.co/4LsUcpcPth
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 15, 2026
OnlyFans is the main funder of AIPAC. That is neither an exaggeration nor a joke. https://t.co/0DtYLisjCf
— Shaiel Ben-Ephraim (@academic_la) March 2, 2026
Hamas made Netanyahu stop being a peacenik, a new exclusive from The IDF Prison Guard Gazette: https://t.co/D8jDb6zUXf
— Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) March 2, 2026
Iran is currently bombing Israel in a clearly unprovoked antisemitic attack.
— Dave Smith (@ComicDaveSmith) March 2, 2026
The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%.
— Craig Murray (@CraigMurrayOrg) August 15, 2025
Zero point three per cent.
The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%.
Thirty seven point seven per cent.
In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide.
The Onion doesn't miss.Cal88 said:
God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good https://t.co/S60BgxCo5t
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 14, 2026

DiabloWags said:
Published:
March 6, 2026
WASHINGTONStriking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they'll no longer have to pay their son's cell phone bill if he dies at war. "You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you'll be smiling when you see how much less you're shelling out every month," said Trump, adding that parents should bear in mind upon viewing their son's flag-draped casket that they'll not only save on their base family plan, but also enjoy lower taxes and fees, a cost reduction that will be reflected on the billing statement immediately following their child's violent death. "If you're lucky enough to lose two or more sons in the line of duty, you can really save a bundle. And you also have the option of extending savings to another relative by inviting them to fill the slot in the plan that your son occupied before he was killed. With savings like these, who's gonna want this war to end?" Trump went on to remind Americans that they can also stop paying thousands in college tuition once their daughter dies receiving an unsanitary illegal abortion.
Trump To Americans: 'You Won't Have To Pay Your Son's Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War' - The Onion
What benefits do you get if your son has a Trump phone?DiabloWags said:
Published:
March 6, 2026
WASHINGTONStriking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they'll no longer have to pay their son's cell phone bill if he dies at war. "You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you'll be smiling when you see how much less you're shelling out every month," said Trump, adding that parents should bear in mind upon viewing their son's flag-draped casket that they'll not only save on their base family plan, but also enjoy lower taxes and fees, a cost reduction that will be reflected on the billing statement immediately following their child's violent death. "If you're lucky enough to lose two or more sons in the line of duty, you can really save a bundle. And you also have the option of extending savings to another relative by inviting them to fill the slot in the plan that your son occupied before he was killed. With savings like these, who's gonna want this war to end?" Trump went on to remind Americans that they can also stop paying thousands in college tuition once their daughter dies receiving an unsanitary illegal abortion.
Trump To Americans: 'You Won't Have To Pay Your Son's Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War' - The Onion
New Quinnipiac poll shows 44% of voters — a record high — think the US is too supportive of Israel.
— Prem Thakker (@prem_thakker) March 9, 2026
It is the highest percentage since Quinnipiac first asked this question in 2017: pic.twitter.com/7MMZfmlhis
Propaganda in action:
— Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) March 10, 2026
Russia "annexes"
Israel "changes the map" pic.twitter.com/t7SXPvAwSL
The left warned that Biden/Harris' unconditional support for Israel's gen*cide would embolden/empower them to further expand their war crimes across the region.
— A Left-Wing Account ™️ (@PushDemsLeft) March 5, 2026
That's exactly what we're seeing now. It was Dems who showed Israel it could get away with anything, and so they will. pic.twitter.com/Asy5aaxUGU
LMAOOO https://t.co/tx8rkT42ac
— Nick Cruse 🥋 (@SocialistMMA) March 11, 2026
Such a mystery why Zionists always cry racist and try to hijack control of the government to use it against the population of the country. https://t.co/YmytKbP1Gx
— Scott Horton (@scotthortonshow) March 11, 2026
Take a good look at these videos, they are the Satmar Jewish community that is anti-Zionism and anti-Israel. They are all loyal to the Torah and have been fighting against Zionism for years.
— Jewish Voice (@jewishvoicelive) March 11, 2026
There are hundreds of thousands of Jews who are anti-Zionism and anti-Israel, but the… https://t.co/VeDBsZuOMw pic.twitter.com/XGUfSKko4s
Why does the number of holocaust survivors keep going up every year? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/LQTDI6lb3N
— ₿en Wehrman (@benwehrman) March 12, 2026
Israel has ordered that all civilians evacuate a zone of 25 miles from the Israeli border. The area includes 10% of the territory of Lebanon and is home to approximately 1 million people. The order is indefinite and will follow the model of Gaza where anybody who is in this area… pic.twitter.com/dULQ2GUeaE
— Shaiel Ben-Ephraim (@academic_la) March 12, 2026
If you’re an IDF solider, you can snipe children in the head, you can drop bunker buster bombs on refugee camps, you can execute zip-tied hospital patients, you can leave infants to die in incubators, you can gang-rape detainees—all with total impunity.
— Dan Sheehan (@danpjsheehan) March 12, 2026
This is Israel. https://t.co/6Jzos1Gaio
ON CAMERA, Israeli soldiers savagely gang raped Palestinian detainees at the infamous Sde Teiyman prison camp.
— Rula Jebreal (@rulajebreal) March 12, 2026
After the scandal broke, instead of generating outrage and disgust in Israel, it generated a mass protest in support of the IDF’s “right to rape Palestinian hostages.”… https://t.co/95F3hA7DLI pic.twitter.com/JbjPE7Ox23
This catholic priest was murdered by a Tank in Lebanon - trying to aid people injured in a house under attack - they saw him go in to tend to the wounded and murdered then all in cold blood -
— John Cusack (@johncusack) March 13, 2026
Lebanese Maronite Catholic priest killed by Israeli tank https://t.co/iMIcGIBN0L
Why does the world tolerate a society that uses the phrase "mowing the lawn" for mass murdering anyone it doesn't like? https://t.co/uu342KSeGk
— 99% Johnny Graz (@jvgraz) March 13, 2026
Nobody believes this stupid antisemitism bullshit anymore. https://t.co/ZPm9r8ZUWs
— Nick Cruse 🥋 (@SocialistMMA) March 13, 2026
Israel killed upwards of 100,000 people as revenge for 10/7. https://t.co/06E11SpiVu
— Scott Horton (@scotthortonshow) March 13, 2026
— The Resonance (@Partisan_12) March 14, 2026
Lol. You might guess Mr. Atheist would be agreeing with Tucker about the insanity of Huck’s position. But no. https://t.co/ouOTPjaKgi
— Scott Horton (@scotthortonshow) March 14, 2026
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "It's just wrong to make Americans think that every single Palestinian in Gaza was a member of Hamas. That's just not true. There were tens of thousands of innocent Palestinians murdered by these bombs that were dropped on them. And now the same thing is… pic.twitter.com/hQ07unsMDB
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 16, 2026