The Israeli Genocide Thread

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More fight for Israel than US
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The Onion doesn't miss
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In addition to being owned by Epstein apologists, the Atlantic exists to lie about war.

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What happened to the Babylon Bee?
Censorship has always been a tool of the fascist
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Cal88 said:


The Onion doesn't miss.
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The Onion doesn't miss
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Published:
March 6, 2026


WASHINGTONStriking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they'll no longer have to pay their son's cell phone bill if he dies at war. "You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you'll be smiling when you see how much less you're shelling out every month," said Trump, adding that parents should bear in mind upon viewing their son's flag-draped casket that they'll not only save on their base family plan, but also enjoy lower taxes and fees, a cost reduction that will be reflected on the billing statement immediately following their child's violent death. "If you're lucky enough to lose two or more sons in the line of duty, you can really save a bundle. And you also have the option of extending savings to another relative by inviting them to fill the slot in the plan that your son occupied before he was killed. With savings like these, who's gonna want this war to end?" Trump went on to remind Americans that they can also stop paying thousands in college tuition once their daughter dies receiving an unsanitary illegal abortion.


Trump To Americans: 'You Won't Have To Pay Your Son's Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War' - The Onion
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DiabloWags said:




Published:
March 6, 2026


WASHINGTONStriking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they'll no longer have to pay their son's cell phone bill if he dies at war. "You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you'll be smiling when you see how much less you're shelling out every month," said Trump, adding that parents should bear in mind upon viewing their son's flag-draped casket that they'll not only save on their base family plan, but also enjoy lower taxes and fees, a cost reduction that will be reflected on the billing statement immediately following their child's violent death. "If you're lucky enough to lose two or more sons in the line of duty, you can really save a bundle. And you also have the option of extending savings to another relative by inviting them to fill the slot in the plan that your son occupied before he was killed. With savings like these, who's gonna want this war to end?" Trump went on to remind Americans that they can also stop paying thousands in college tuition once their daughter dies receiving an unsanitary illegal abortion.


Trump To Americans: 'You Won't Have To Pay Your Son's Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War' - The Onion



Satire^
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Published:
March 6, 2026


WASHINGTONStriking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they'll no longer have to pay their son's cell phone bill if he dies at war. "You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you'll be smiling when you see how much less you're shelling out every month," said Trump, adding that parents should bear in mind upon viewing their son's flag-draped casket that they'll not only save on their base family plan, but also enjoy lower taxes and fees, a cost reduction that will be reflected on the billing statement immediately following their child's violent death. "If you're lucky enough to lose two or more sons in the line of duty, you can really save a bundle. And you also have the option of extending savings to another relative by inviting them to fill the slot in the plan that your son occupied before he was killed. With savings like these, who's gonna want this war to end?" Trump went on to remind Americans that they can also stop paying thousands in college tuition once their daughter dies receiving an unsanitary illegal abortion.


Trump To Americans: 'You Won't Have To Pay Your Son's Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War' - The Onion

What benefits do you get if your son has a Trump phone?

Oh, wait. Nobody that bought a Trump phone actually received it.
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The Family will receive a Trump Bible.
Made in China.
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smh
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sighned, not dead yet # funk trunk
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smh
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no bueno (if true)
sighned, not dead yet # funk trunk
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ON CAMERA, Israeli soldiers savagely gang raped Palestinian detainees at the infamous Sde Teiyman prison camp.
After the scandal broke, instead of generating outrage and disgust in Israel, it generated a mass protest in support of the IDF's "right to rape Palestinian hostages."
Today, the Israel military closed the investigation against the confessed soldier-rapists.

Dr Adnan Bursh, head of orthopedic surgery at Shifa was sodomized to death by the IDF in Jail.
He was a great surgeon, full of life, who trained at King's College Hospital in the UK"
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