cal's monster offensive line

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2026 spring ball position changes:

with no explanations forthcoming from the coaching staff nate burrell is now the bears rb1 & adam mohammed is the new nt1

**** me

monsterloseurazz.com now got them bears as 23.5 dogs in the uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026, do u got ur tix(s)??
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2026 hilton head lighthouse tournament: 4th round update

michael kim (62, tied for 27th): how the **** do u shoot a 62 on the pga tour??...first of all u build up ur body with 10+ lbs of muscle in the last 18 months...and then despite missing half of the fairways (7 outta 14) & hitting only 11 of 18 greens in regulation u roll in 98 feet of putts & scramble a perfect 7 for 7, got it??



michael, ur a slam dunk to get an invitation to the 2026 pga championship at aronomink in philly & getting closer to also locking up invitations to the 2026 us open at shinnecock hills (hopefully u & michael weaver won't get rained out again) & the british open at royal birkdale

ur on the right path (with the monster's development/#1 fan ENERGY) to fulfilling ur legacy competing on the largest stages in the game (the MAJORS) at the cathedrals of golf!!...which is not to diminish that lawnmower trophy or something u won in iowa back in the day

demand the ball, ivan, demand the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

collin morikawa (67, tied for 4th): collin, don't beat urself up re: the calibogue sound boat racing 3 jack national putts on the 14th & 18th holes, u r making a lot more putts when u release the putterhead (thereby avoiding the decimating misses to the right/short) with SPEED

but as someone who has played the last 17 world top 100 lists & played in more overseas windy conditions than u my honest opinion is that u kinda ****** up with ur 3 club selection off the tee box of the par 4 18th hole which left 180 yards into a brutal howling left to right SIDEWIND

look the monster realizes that u don't got as good a gpa as the shockster at the haas biz school but the smarter play would've been hitting driver again (yeah like yesterday) letting the wind blow it inland knowing that would leave u around 150 yards & more importantly directly INTO the wind which would've created an opportunity for a potential close proximity 2nd shot instead of ur azz wipe 2nd shot 60 feet right of the green, got it??

but kudos for ur play this week & particularly bringing in trusted caddie mark urbanek for a confirmation read on the tricky drained 15 foot birdie putt on the par 3 17th hole, teamwork matters in golf brah

max homa (69, tied for 69th): max, love u man but u need to grow the **** up & stop acting like sergio garcia/john homa or someone who can't control their impulses, is that the kinda dad/role model ur gonna be bro??

homa, ur officially now in cal's monster class TIME OUT, go stand in the ******* corner & think about ur bull**** petulant entitled behavior


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^ trevor, not gonna lie to u, this video makes me oddly emotional, ur truly a really good ******* human being & that's a byproduct of good parenting...yeah the monster almost feels bad about questioning why u evah got a cal golf scholly from coaches wilson & ireland after an underwhelming amateur career highlighted by ur winning the mother/daughter 2nd flight legoland championship back in the day

hopefully u & xihuan went back for seconds (and even thirds) at the banquet, u true freshmen paper clip duo need to track ur protein grams & add club/ball speed in order to reach ur literally unlimited upsides

GREAT NEWS!!...in honor/recognition of his unreal ******* 62 this beary white classic song is dedicated to legit 2026 president's cup candidate michael kim!!

**** the green jackets & ****



ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of the bearinsider.com



Looks like Homa's caddy is using Fred Couples' caddy playbook by not even going after the club. Couples has a great story about his caddy just leaving his club down on the ground after Couples tossed it after a bad shot. Couples didn't need the club until the next day during warmups. When he asked his caddy where it was he said, "right where you left it yesterday"!!
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82, back in the day when the shockster caddied at san francisco golf club during his stinson beach high school & berkeley days he NEVER picked up clubs from helicopter tossers and guess wut, he always got an apology & an extra tip from his ashamed player walking from the 18th green back to the clubhouse

playing golf is a privilege & the monster has never thrown a club in his life except in self defense that time when me & slim wadie wuz chased by wild javelinas in medellin colombia, VAMOS!!

the good news is that my brah ziqin zhou is a boss man when it comes to playing par 3 courses!!

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cal's monster classs top 3 par courses in cali:

1) the inclusive fabulous & affordable renovated public golden gate par 3 course with its FUN backboards, sideboards & trapdoors set among the natural sandy dunes...just don't hit a ball into one of the few usually unraked bunkers, right sihao??

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2) the cliff course at the olympic club (paired with the tasty penne rigatoni & freshly baked sourdough at original joe's in nearby westlake afterwards)

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3) the very private alterman canyon club, bring a lotta balls as every wayward shot is a lost ball!!...and yeah dinner on the patio at nobu malibu is only 5 minutes away!!

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2026 us open local qualifying updates:

all 9 cali golden bears are set to compete in local qualifying at home course tpc stonebrae on monday may 4th, michael weaver & finnigan tilly will be teeing it up at kings cc in hanford on april 30th

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Why is it with every other thread I click on "last five posts" and it takes me there?...With this thread it takes me back two to three days and keeps bouncing it back...Like some of the commentary but why just with this thread
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OdontoBear66 said:

Why is it with every other thread I click on "last five posts" and it takes me there?...With this thread it takes me back two to three days and keeps bouncing it back...Like some of the commentary but why just with this thread

Why not?
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OdontoBear66 said:

Why is it with every other thread I click on "last five posts" and it takes me there?...With this thread it takes me back two to three days and keeps bouncing it back...Like some of the commentary but why just with this thread

Maybe 'cause it's 4/20, man?
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shocky keeps his life simple by only owning a flip phone plus he don't know **** about technology

the monster asked greg richardson for his help & he responded that "fs the tech provider is aware but doesn't have a simple solution"

meanwhile according to shocky's newly incorporated monsterloseurazz.com spokesperson eleonora 82.9% of all cal's monster class readers think Ian strong is gonna be drafted in the first 2 rounds of the 2027 nfl draft or something!!

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andiamo!!#
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cal centel, what the **** is this random azz dude doing sitting in my on the aisle dead on the 50 yard line gameday perch at memorial stadium without the monster's ******* permission??

and the shockster specifically asked doms to keep an eye on my tree fort to make sure nobody is invading my ******* personal space, got it??

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**** me

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yeah the bears are now 25.5 point dogs in the uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026 according to monsterloseurazz.com because of bull**** like this, do u got ur ******* tix(s)??

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what really goes on at landlord randy scott's poly house near campus:



yeah them polys like shocky love cup a noodles & ****

this is cal football (on the 9th island)#
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Shockster - you have NEVER played in wind unless you played at Sunol - that god foresaken piece of dirt that even housing developers know it is not good for anything in a HOWLING June gale that would have sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald in the RBAL championship. I played the front 9 4 over hitting essentially stingers all day long. I saw a ball get blow BACKWARDs when a kid hit a PW into it. Good times. Thank goodness they closed that rathole down.
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erik, gonna take ur word on ur funny description of sunol that it wuz a ****show but honestly from this video looks like a decent piece of property with rolling topography for a links windswept design with tight firm turf at the hands of an architect from the current golden age of minimalism

the worstest course shocky has played in the bay area is blue rock springs (which honestly isn't that bad just the greens wuz running at shag carpet speed with rainwater in all the bunkers) in vallejo which infamously wuz the site of the zodiac killer's 1st murders of a young couple making out in the parking lot back in the day...get a room, kids

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2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is targeting 6'6" 330 lbs physical offensive lineman joshua bunni who grew up playing knock u on ur azz rugby down under & is now attending cardinal newman high school...joshua visited practice today at memorial stadium (and also made the short drive to berkeley a couple of weeks ago for junior day) & is looking to set up an official visit to berkeley

joshua is adapting to life in america & got a respectable 3.0 gpa at cardinal newman which got a solid academic reputation in the north bay

cal's MONSTER offensive line!!#


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michael shoots 62 and there's remarkably no mention of his development coach/#1 fan, brah would be picking up range balls at the omni frisco resort if not for the monster


this is cal golf (sigh)#
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LOL. Played blue rock many a time with my BHS Yellowjackets Golf Mates.

I think you COULD make Sunol work but you would have to build it for the idea of destination golf. Prairie Dunes et. al. The reason they put 400 foot high windmills on that pass (is that the wind HOWLS from the Bay to the Central Valley) through there as of an afternoon. Just not enough demand for daily fee players I think even in this post-COVID golf boom we are enjoying. And I just don't have a feel anymore for whether the Bay Area high net work folks who are not donating enough to Cal BB ;-) have better/other options.
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is targeting 6'6" 330 lbs physical offensive lineman joshua bunni who grew up playing knock u on ur azz rugby down under & is now attending cardinal newman high school...joshua visited practice today at memorial stadium (and also made the short drive to berkeley a couple of weeks ago for junior day) & is looking to set up an official visit to berkeley

joshua is adapting to life in america & got a respectable 3.0 gpa at cardinal newman which got a solid academic reputation in the north bay

cal's MONSTER offensive line!!#





He's going to have fun in a few months. He will kill some highschool football players.
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FACT: Shocky is in communication with multiple former Cal women's swimmers and their families re: the years of abuse that was enabled by JENNIFER SIMON-O'NEIL & ignored by the then Director of Compliance JAY LARSON (who looked the other way re: egregious Title IX violations). These young women's lives have been forever damaged by their Berkeley experiences.

FACT: Shocky is in possession of multiple legal documents pertaining to the abuse inflicted including the confidential Munger report that was not released to me via a public information request. This is a shocking report that makes the reader want to throw up and disassociate with Cal Athletics.

FACT: Shocky is in possession of an email directory listing for the University's largest donors, The Builders of Berkeley.

If Chancellor Lyons still employs JENNIFER SIMON-O'NEIL and JAY LARSON in any capacity including but not limited to serving as Co Athletic Directors after their current contracts expire on July 1, 2026 it's possible that unredcated highlighted portions documenting the racism and other abuses that resulted in multiple swimmers having suicidal iterations will be sent by an untraceable 3rd party to The Builders of Berkeley, the UC Board of Regents and selective national media outlets including the New York Times.

Fundraising for Berkeley at that point will be very challenging in addition to national scrutiny upon the University.

FAFO#

update: just got off the phone after a lengthy conversation with my golf buddy new york times weekly columnist/3 time pulitzer prize winner thomas friedman re: our shared revulsion towards the failing liv exhibition golf league

thomas & the shockster met back in the day at a national golf digest architecture panelist rankings summit in orlando and have remained in contact thru the years...at that summit the guest speakers included my only idol in life bill coore, pete dye, arnold palmer & an architecturally clueless jack nicklaus who shocked the panelists by admitting that despite building a course at the prairie club in the middle of nowhere western nebraska that he never bothered to go next door to mullen a couple of miles to check out c&c's intergalactic sand hills which is arguably the greatest course built on planet earth in the last 100 years!!

anyways friedman tole me he will help me navigate the new york times labyrinth in ensuring there is proper coverage re: jay & jenny if their contracts are renewed past july 1, 2026...fun fact: networking is kinda important in all aspects of successful ventures including but not limited to football recruiting, playing the world's top 100 golf courses and doggy dog rescue facilities fundraising

yeah the haas biz school taught both shocky & chancellor lyons how to get **** done, hopefully we're not gonna **** around & find out

right rich??
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socaltownie said:

LOL. Played blue rock many a time with my BHS Yellowjackets Golf Mates.

I think you COULD make Sunol work but you would have to build it for the idea of destination golf. Prairie Dunes et. al. The reason they put 400 foot high windmills on that pass (is that the wind HOWLS from the Bay to the Central Valley) through there as of an afternoon. Just not enough demand for daily fee players I think even in this post-COVID golf boom we are enjoying. And I just don't have a feel anymore for whether the Bay Area high net work folks who are not donating enough to Cal BB ;-) have better/other options.

We're having a bit of geographic confusion here. The windmills are on the Altamont pass off Interstate 580 between Livermore and Tracy. The two golf courses there are the newly redesigned Poppy Ridge, out in the vineyards south of the freeway, and Las Positas, which is next to the Livermore Airport.

Sunol is off the Sunol Grade on Interstate 680, between Fremont and Pleasanton. The two courses on that properly were actually on land leased to the operator by the City of San Francisco, which owns that area because the main pipeline from Hetch Hetchy Reservoir in Yosemite to the Bay Area goes through that area. The City let the lease run out and the land go fallow because they decided it wasn't a good look to be watering a golf course with what is essentailly imported drinking water. The wind does blow there, but not as much as in the Altamont area. The nearest course to Sunol is Callippe Preserve in Pleasanton, which is also windy and quite hilly. Brian Costello of JMP designed Callippe, and did a good job, given the enviromental restrictions he had to deal with. The course is habitat for the endangered Callippe blue butterfly.
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2027 high school recruiting update:

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82 is right, josh bunni (born in new zealand, raised in australia) is gonna ******* kill somebody in the north bay league this fall!!

but no worries, kaiser permanente got good doctors

josh (who got good hair unlike coach lup & his 3 stooges trim) is gonna officially trip to berkeley on the 1st recruiting weekend of may 28th-31st

fun fact: getting access to a cbyf1 down under is more complicated than most people fully realize, go bunni!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask lulu twidale)
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is targeting 6'6" 330 lbs physical offensive lineman joshua bunni who grew up playing knock u on ur azz rugby down under & is now attending cardinal newman high school...joshua visited practice today at memorial stadium (and also made the short drive to berkeley a couple of weeks ago for junior day) & is looking to set up an official visit to berkeley

joshua is adapting to life in america & got a respectable 3.0 gpa at cardinal newman which got a solid academic reputation in the north bay

cal's MONSTER offensive line!!#





He was not a Rugby player.
He played Aussie Rules Football
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serious question, what's the difference??
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what a ******* dietary/culinary ****show!!

is anybody in this program tracking their daily protein grams like pro golfers??

look, there's an angioplasty heart attack waffle house on every corner in this part of the world, honestly the only good things about the deep south are the buc-ee's, cbyf1 jessie murph, gil hanse's mossy oak, authors william faulkner & my email buddy greg iles and that people are super nice to you if they think ur white

not so fun cal's monster offensive line fact: starting lt1 fred williams, lg1 tyson ruffins, c1 bastian swinney, rg1 sioape vatikani & rt1 jimothy lewis would all literally quit the football team right now if they got offered jobs as back up dancers for jessie, good thing none of them got any ******* moves at all!!

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Are there not windmills on the sunol grade as well?
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serious question, what's the difference??

For as much time you spend on the internet you should know Google….
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alky, dr shock thinks u would probably be less cranky if u drank a daily 32 oz green juice like leidy & shocky, they facilitate excellent gut health & help u poop like a race horse!!

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rock that ponytail!!#
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Shocky1 said:

serious question, what's the difference??


You know that video you post shocks of the Europeans beating the crap out of each other? Yeah imagine that but with a ball. Worth a quick watch on YouTube and you will be amazed!
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JB was a Chieftain said:

Shocky1 said:

serious question, what's the difference??


You know that video you post shocks of the Europeans beating the crap out of each other? Yeah imagine that but with a ball. Worth a quick watch on YouTube and you will be amazed!


It does take leather balls to play both.
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2027 high school recruiting updates:

may 28-31st official visits:


3.5 gpa 2027 cal commit apex predator edge defender troy bowens from sutter high school


highly ranked qb1 on the staff's big board sione tu'amoheloa-kaho from lincoln high school in tacoma


national recruit unreal destructive defensive lineman 6'3" 290 lbs jon ioane from tustin high school


4.0 gpa high motor multi dimensional tight end zac fares from arbor view high school in las vegas


#1 ranked offensive lineman in the nation force of nature 6'4" 340 lbs lex mailangi from mater dei high school


3.8 gpa lockdown corner/nickel darius johnson from murietta valley high school


3.75 gpa +1 athletic playmaker jai jones from chandler high school


3.8 gpa ELITE 2 time all state 1st team qb1 dane weber from chaparral high school in temecula


4.0 gpa unreal athlete/probable defensive back pole moala from santa margarita high school


nightmare mismatch 6'6" 215 lbs offensive threat rahzario "zo" edwards from grant union high school


3.0 gpa unlimited upside 6'6" 330 lbs joshua bunni from cardinal newman high school

june 4-7th official visits:


3.2 gpa ELITE potential day 1 starter +1 athletic duvay williams from serra high school (gardena)


#1 ranked hawaii offensive lineman 6'5" 305 lbs isaiah bertola from campbell high school (ewa beach)


4 star wideout with length 6'4" 190 wideout zion white from the img academy in florida/punahou high school (honolulu)


cal commit nightmare match up +1 athletic 6'5" 210 lbs charles "spida" davis iii from westlake high school


4.0 gpa 2027 cal commit explosive wideout blake gunter from southlake carroll high school


4.0 gpa high motor destructive lineman 6'2" 285 lbs sione felila from oak hills high school in hesperia


3.4 gpa playmaking defensive lineman sam lejuene from poplarville high school (mississippi)

june 11-14th official visits:


4.0 gpa 2027 cal commit apex predator defensive lineman giovanni hodge from grant union high school


bay area priority impact prospect with 22 mph SPEED defensive back malakai taufoou from serra high school


3.3 gpa potential hometown hero +1 athletic jeovanni henley from serra high school


game breaking 4.4 SPEED running back malachi mcfarland from damien high school in la verne


violent on the field/3.9 gpa off the field explosive athlete kingston celfie from kardashian high school in calabasas


4.0 gpa highly accurate quarterback brody rudnicki from folsom high school

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cal commit & lucky's bro 3.5 gpa unblockable defensive end miles isaac schirmer from corona centennial high school


sticky fingers wideout with length rob larson from folsom high school (dynamic qb to wr duo)

june 15-18th official visits:


4.2 gpa 16 year old 6'4" 205 lbs linebacker elyjah staples with huge upside from marquez high school in los angeles


cal commit physical running back 6' 205 lbs antwon "aj" sanders iii from ce king high school in houston


uber +1 athletic combo quarterback/point guard caden jones from crean lutheran high school


unreal +1 athletic defensive lineman alifeleti isitolo tuihalamaka from oaks christian high school


physical high motor inside linebacker fui vakapuna from timpview high school in draper utah


explosive 6'5" 315 lbs defensive lineman kasi currie from sierra canyon high school in chatsworth, #1 recruit in NATION

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JB was a Chieftain said:

Shocky1 said:

serious question, what's the difference??

You know that video you post shocks of the Europeans beating the crap out of each other? Yeah imagine that but with a ball. Worth a quick watch on YouTube and you will be amazed!

jb, only a fool would tell joshua bunni that he don't got good hair!!



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my daughter taylor reminded me recently that the 1st time in the pregame early warm ups 45 minutes in a nearly empty haas before tipoff of the season opener vs south dakota a&m that when ivan, jaylen, t-wall, the bird, kam, roger, the king, chauca, sammy, domingo, j-mat, nicky ham, cole & our boy glapion came over to our floor seats before the 1st lay up & fist bumped/hugged us that i teared up and almost had a total emotional breakdown 100% losing my ****!!

whatthe****ever (the monster probably had some **** in his contacts or something, big boys don't cry)

love u, sweetie (taylor, not u ivan & brenden)

cal's monster class (when multiple mcdonalds all americans roamed the floor at haas)#

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socaltownie said:

Are there not windmills on the sunol grade as well?

Not that I've seen. There are windmills in the Altamont pass, and on the shores of Suisun Bay in the Pittsburg/Antioch area.
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Jeff82 said:

socaltownie said:

Are there not windmills on the sunol grade as well?

Not that I've seen. There are windmills in the Altamont pass, and on the shores of Suisun Bay in the Pittsburg/Antioch area.

Fair. It has been a while as I complete my exile (LOL) in Low Cal.

I still though know it is a horrific windtrap. It is OK in the AM but by many an afternoon the fog is coming in and the temp differential between Livermore/Central Valleys and the Bay lead to gale force winds ;-)
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WINNERS get surf n turf and LOSERS get sad looking non top dogs!!
^ kinda funny that vals decided to dine with the winners, that's the real world baby

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That video on the dirtiest moments in AFL history was laugh out loud funny. The players never seem to expect the cheap shots that, after 60 seconds of watching the video, the viewer knows is coming. The look of surprise when the guy points out that his tooth is loose (or missing or broken) is priceless.

It also cracked me up that the only guys wearing helmets appeared to be the training/first aid crew that comes running out to tend to the wounded like rodeo clowns avoiding a raging bull...
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socaltownie said:

Jeff82 said:

socaltownie said:

Are there not windmills on the sunol grade as well?

Not that I've seen. There are windmills in the Altamont pass, and on the shores of Suisun Bay in the Pittsburg/Antioch area.

Fair. It has been a while as I complete my exile (LOL) in Low Cal.

I still though know it is a horrific windtrap. It is OK in the AM but by many an afternoon the fog is coming in and the temp differential between Livermore/Central Valleys and the Bay lead to gale force winds ;-)

No question about that in the Bay Area. My home course is Baylands in Palo Alto. It's well known that if you tee off at 10 a.m. or later, you're going to get a fairly screaming wind once the sun gets high. And there's no relief, since the redesign of the course in 2017 took out most of the trees.
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