cal's monster offensive line

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2027 high school recruiting updates:


who wuz the 1st high school commitment of the coach lup era??

that would be 4.0 gpa apex predator edge defender 6'5" 265 lbs giovanni hodge from burgeoning pipeline grant union high school (pacers teammate nightmare mismatch rahzario "zo" edwards is also officially tripping to the claremont this weekend) in sacramento, tosh (a former defensive line coach in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE) wanted him bad!!

retaining giovanni & fellow all american bears commitment 3.7 gpa 6'4' 246 troy bowens (also tripping to the bay this weekend) from sutter creek high school are CRITICAL to the upward trajectory of them california golden bears as the football program wuz good not great during the wilcox era because of the inability to reliably sack/harass opposing qb1s (zero defensive linemen nfl drafted during the last decade, no es bueno)

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defensive line is the hardest position in college football to find/recruit high gpa student athletes (any cal recruiting story without a gpa is worthless), hodge & bowens are basically ******* unicorns!!

berkeley is a unicorn school!!#


KAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

locking down this critical commitment at a massive position of need is a tremendous win for the cali football program!!

make no mistake about it boys & girls, 4.0 gpa apex predator edge defender with legit NFL upside giovanni hodge is a UNICORN!!
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2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is targeting 6'6" 330 lbs physical offensive lineman joshua bunni who grew up playing knock u on ur azz rugby down under & is now attending cardinal newman high school...joshua visited practice today at memorial stadium (and also made the short drive to berkeley a couple of weeks ago for junior day) & is looking to set up an official visit to berkeley

joshua is adapting to life in america & got a respectable 3.0 gpa at cardinal newman which got a solid academic reputation in the north bay

cal's MONSTER offensive line!!#





KAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

the berkeley bears just got bigger, stronger & fearless (and most importantly good hair) on cal's MONSTER offensive line!!


^ trust me this is NOT anyone in the cute/adorable and noticeably undersized (other than z & callixte) cal men's golf program (yeah even dr shock needs to add some more mass/muscle)

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Huge weekend for Cal Football. Hodge shuts it down. Aussie OL commits without playing a single snap of organized football. Now we need Bowens to publicly announce he's shutting it down as well...Unfortunately Men's Crew lost the Natty by 1 second to #1 UW...
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2026 buc-ee & jaderian are tired of living in lousy azz weather dallas texas (and wanna ride bicycles in yountville) tournament: 4th round update


michael kim (68, tied for 17th): played like a boss man starting with an eagle 3 on the par 5 1st hole & almost holing out for an ace on the par 3 13th hole, only mental miscue wuz misjudging the left to right wind (not in his face) on the par 3 16th hole leading to hitting it over the backboard & three jack national...real talk (directed at the undersized cal men's golf team): gaining 10 lbs of muscle in the last 18 months michael now gotta enuf ball/club speed to hit the relatively flat fairway 628 yards par 5 11th hole green in 2 shots with a 298 yard 3 wood leading to a tap in birdie...rooooarrrr!!


max homa (67, tied for 22nd): the facts are as follows:

1) homa wisely ditched the ugly as **** leisure/seizure world pleated pants look favored by tommy lasorda
2) swing looks fabulous with unreal powerful DISTANCE (ball speed of 190 mph, pga tour average is 175) off the tee box but gotta spend some time in the practice bunker/sandtraps at silverleaf this week
3) max's speed on long distance putting is outstanding routinely rolling 50 feet putts within a foot!!
4) new caddie/close friend peter pappageorge: likes to stuff his face with food (r protein candy bars a food group??), ignores (which is a good thing) our drama queen's occasional emotional outbursts, gives a butt slap to our cali bear when he needs a pep talk & most importantly 100% stares down the cbfy1 scorekeeper (wearing the blue shirt with the en feugo mythical brunette triggering ponytail thru the back of the white golf cap) for all 4+ hours instead of watching golf & ****!!

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wut up amaziah??

last time on the garden isle the shockster went to a tranquil morning yoga flow class on the beach, walked a brisk 18 holes at the spectacular municipal wailua golf course & then had a healthy tasty/fantastic poke bowl from a nearby food truck!!


look don't tell nobody but this is wut actually goes on at the poly house, got it brah??



cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island
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jaxsen stokes=3.7 gpa naturally wired (other than skittles) cali golden bear rb1 of the future!!




^ real talk: garbage time academic skools for low gpa disposable gladiators in ****hole truck stop towns like norman & stillwater are NOT on this list, ai is rendering the unedukated in today's fiercely competitive global economy as truly ****** when they're 30 years old

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2027 high school recruiting update:


a massive priority for the staff is ELECTRIC unguardable wideout 6'1" 190 lbs eli woodard from chaparral high school in temecula


yeah eli gotta lotta chemistry with his puma's qb1 dane weber!!

the university of california, berkeley=NFL development starts on day 1 with playing time/catching balls (not sitting ur azz on the bench at football factories like usc & miami that's already stacked 3/4 deep at every position & that buys the top transfer portal gladiators every year)



UPDATE: eli is gonna officially trip to berkeley THIS WEEKEND june 5-7th & westwood june 19-21st after visiting miami this past weekend & almost being hospitalized from brutal south florida summer heat/humidity/dehydration (which is only gonna intensify the next couple of months)!!

too bad the hurricanes don't got a november thru march skool year based upon local weather...back in the day after graduating from berkeley shocky wuz working on playing the golf digest us top 100 golf course list and got him & slim wadie the 1st tee time in the juno beach marine life center fundraising tournament (this wuz long before the shockster could make a couple of phone calls & get a tee time anywhere in the world) the 1st week of june...we wuz the only 2 golfers to walk seminole that day and we both almost literally died afterwards & got iv injections from his uncle's nearby medical practice in coral gables

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KAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


in a recruitment that came together very quickly with relationships getting built this spring which culminated in an official visit this past weekend, WELCOME to destructive defensive tackle (a position of critical need with all the 28 year old sr citizens in the room/playing rotation) 6'2" 290 lbs jaderian "jd" jones from south oak cliff high school in dallas who got significant nationwide recruiting interest


yeah both jd & buc-ee are done with year round (except for a couple weeks every spring & fall) nasty azz texas weather, cali is the move!!

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let's do this, jd!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and the opportunity to build generational wealth thru hard work via NFL development at memorial stadium & in the classrooms of berkeley, it's NOT for everybody)
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2027 high school recruiting update:

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longtime bears wideout target 6'4" 200 lbs all american zion gregory white is transferring from the img academy in florida back home to mililani high school (just north of pearl city) in hawaii!!

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^ brah, ur taking the club too far inside on the backswing, do u hook the **** outta ur drives into the pacific ocean??

zion is NOT a dumb azz, he knows monsterloseurazz.com has set odds of 12,700 to 1 that over the hill bill belichick is not gonna be the tar heels (4-8 last season, 2-6 in the acc) head coach in 18 months from now & that polys thrive in the cali sunshine (and not in rainy gloomy as **** seattle)...rich people that live in the diamond head oceanfront mansions did NOT attend mediocre schools like washington & north carolina, they are berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads

with jaron & dane on board as the qb1s throwing dimes, the bears downfield vertical passing attack is gonna be as explosive as mauna kea when the black lava flows from the volcano!!

yeah NFL development starts with playing time from day 1 getting passes thrown by a legit qb1 & getting coached u by a legendary NFL wide receivers coach (whose partner is a cbyf1, ike is not a dumb azz)

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zion, this **** really isn't that complicated brah

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2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is gonna officially trip on june 16-18th apex predator edge defender with elite length 6'6" 241 lbs cameron saunders from local valley christinan high school in san jose


cameron, in case u haven't figured it out yet let me break it down for u, ok??

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asu: r u tryna get multiple stds at the #1 ranked stripper college on planet earth??

utah: u evah lived in the snow for half a year??

minnesota: ^ see above, all 3 of these schools are not ELITE academically like berkeley & gonna result in u giving tours at the winchester mystery house at age 30 for 20 bucks an hour

cal: coach lup is a former defensive line coach in the NFL!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a hour drive for the fam on fall gamedays to memorial stadium)
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17 total commits as of June 1st. 25-28 total High School slots. When was the last time Cal had to be so selective 6 months prior to National Letter of Intent Day...?
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rich, the all white non competitive (lost 39 acc games the last 2 seasons) baseball program has spent almost every dollar of the stu gordon endowment & is losing conference games with a COSTLY massive roster 3000+ miles away on the east coast

waiting until july of 2028 to cut the program & repurpose evan diamonds is a poor utilization of financial resources in a critical EXISTENTIAL moment for cal athletics, got it??

the time is NOW!!#


the worthless (zero financial accountability) co athletic directors jay & jenny can neither fundraise because of their unlikeable personalities/longtime well known anti football & basketball agendas and/or hire a winning baseball head coach

real talk: st marys does not have more resources than cal

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Shocky1, baseball has been stuck in mediocrity for a bit. Maybe Tony Vitello can leave my Giants and go to Cal. They need a college HC who can help rejuvenate this program. It would kill two birds with one stone. Granted it would never happen in my lifetime. Too bad Cal baseball has been so irrelevant.
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how shocky got walked to his non existent car during high school, the following is a loosely edited transcript of a conversation in the outfield during stinson beach high school varsity baseball practice back in the day:

brusati (shocky's best friend): wait, tell me if i got this right, basically today at lunch in the cafeteria you asked the prettiest girl (a curvy brunette yoga female with a triggering ponytail) in the school kathy toosher (name misspelled for privacy reasons, hers not mine) to go steady with you even tho we're freshmen and we don't got drivers licenses yet and she's a junior going out with senior star quarterback mitch delorenzo?

shocky (catching a pop fly): yeah that's pretty much it, bru

brusati (shaking his head in disbelief): did you even run this by your dad?

shocky: which one?

brusati (jogging to snag a foul ball by the gym): shocks, we don't even got cars, why would kathy toosher wanna go steady with you?

shocky: i got a 4.0 gpa, you and me are the only freshmen on varsity plus my mom told me my smile is beautiful since i got my braces off

brusati: but she's already going out with delo who drives a *****in' camaro

shocky (fielding a grounder and throwing a strike to the 2nd baseman): look bru, delo is a dumb azz, he got a 2.5 gpa which means the good schools like cal and stanford won't want him...he's gonna go to marin community college next year, he'll be the 4th string quarterback and quit and then he'll be a male dancer in san francisco getting touched by bi curious businessmen (this actually sorta played out that way)

brusati (obviously upset): shut up, shocky!...if delo hears what you just said your gonna get your azz kicked after practice in the parking lot!

shocky (slapping his glove): whatever

brusati (shaking his head again): honestly sometimes shocks i don't think you live on planet earth with the rest of us, your kinda crazy you know that right?

shocky (undeterred): hey bru, will your bro give me a ride home after practice?

postscript: bumped into kathy a few years later & we laughed about my crush on her and she tole me with kinda misty eyes that she regrets her decision...tole her as we hugged "life is not linear"





gkhoury, the shockster is a baseball fan like you but it's honestly too late in the game (conference realignments in the next 12-24 months & playing half the conference games 3000+ miles away with a massive roster) with a failing head coach to salvage the program at this point

agreed tony vitello is a special manager but the reality is that he made just south of $3,000,000 at tennessee before he signed with the giants for $3,500,000 (plus bonuses), the bears baseball fanbase is just too small & financially disinterested (hence the nil exodus after last season) other than attorney stu gordon to move forward in the real world

it's time to walk cal baseball to the car
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2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is targeting DESTRUCTIVE defensive lineman 6'4" 285 lbs jason johnson from atascocita high school in texas (30 minutes from houston)

johnson is gonna officially trip to the perfect cal summer weather (unlike the nasty sticky humidi/smoking hot other visits) on june 5-7th

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jason is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 4.5 gpa!!

yeah no wonder even buc-ee wanna get the **** outta kinda low key racist texas/the south!!

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public school on planet earth (for those that wanna build GENERATIONAL WEALTH thru nfl development at memorial stadium & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley, it's NOT for everybody)





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cbyf1 moms of the year!!#
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jaxsen stokes=3.7 gpa naturally wired (other than skittles) cali golden bear rb1 of the future!!




^ real talk: garbage time academic skools for low gpa disposable gladiators in ****hole truck stop towns like norman & stillwater are NOT on this list, ai is rendering the unedukated in today's fiercely competitive global economy as truly ****** when they're 30 years old




^ jaxsen, it's very annoying that coach lup still insists upon referring to berkeley as the #1 ranked university in the "country" and not the WORLD!!

gonna try to show some patience & not let this **** bother me, just signed up for nooner modern yoga or something before my weekly 2 hour deep tissue massage with la quizzle

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cal centel, what the **** is this random azz dude doing sitting in my on the aisle dead on the 50 yard line gameday perch at memorial stadium without the monster's ******* permission??

and the shockster specifically asked doms to keep an eye on my tree fort to make sure nobody is invading my ******* personal space, got it??

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**** me

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yeah the bears are now 25.5 point dogs in the uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026 according to monsterloseurazz.com because of bull**** like this, do u got ur ******* tix(s)??




dang, why does everyone in the WORLD think they can sit in my fall gameday tree fort without my ******* permission??
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Shocky1 said:

2027 high school recruiting update:

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longtime bears wideout target 6'4" 200 lbs all american zion gregory white is transferring from the img academy in florida back home to mililani high school (just north of pearl city) in hawaii!!

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^ brah, ur taking the club too far inside on the backswing, do u hook the **** outta ur drives into the pacific ocean??

zion is NOT a dumb azz, he knows monsterloseurazz.com has set odds of 12,700 to 1 that over the hill bill belichick is not gonna be the tar heels (4-8 last season, 2-6 in the acc) head coach in 18 months from now & that polys thrive in the cali sunshine (and not in rainy gloomy as **** seattle)...rich people that live in the diamond head oceanfront mansions did NOT attend mediocre schools like washington & north caorlina, they are berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads

with jaron & dane on board as the qb1s throwing dimes, the bears downfield vertical passing attack is gonna be as explosive as mauna kea when the black lava flows from the volcano!!

yeah NFL development starts with playing time from day 1 getting passes thrown by a legit qb1 & getting coached u by a legendary NFL wide receivers coach (whose partner is a cbyf1, ike is not a dumb azz)

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zion, this **** really isn't that complicated brah

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island


McCann and GMac also make the WR room of the best coached rooms in the country, and the strongest room on the team. One should expect a massive upgrade in WR production, which basically was JDJ and a bunch of guys who dropped balls last year.
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100% alex, ur friend geoff mcarthur is no doubt working his azz off alongside pat mccann to ensure this is the most improved unit in the program, as u point out the wideouts other than jacob dropped a ****ton of catchable balls from jks but also failed to BLOCK (whose gonna be the next nyan "**** u up" boateng in the run game??)

after the 2026 spring game it's very clear that starters wr1 ALL AMERICAN ian strong (senior), wr2 chase hendricks (senior) & wr3 cooper perry (sophmore) will bring enhanced size, soft hands & blocking physicality finally to memorial stadium on gamedays but then 2 of them are gonna be likely heading to the NFL!!


and that's why this upcoming weekend's official visitors of usc decommit eli woodard (dane weber's favorite target on planet earth) & cal commit charles "spida" davis (niles favorite brother of all time) are CRITICAL to the future of the cal football program as both guys got the day 1 potential to start as true freshmen!!

plus future qb1 dane weber (and hopefully his cbyf1 moms rebecca) is gonna be officially tripping this weekend too & throwing dimes to his boyz!!


cal commit 4.0 gpa blake gunter (moved up his official visit to this weekend!!) & 2027 prospect zion white also got opportunities for immediate playing time as 5 of the 9 wideouts on the bears depth chart will be departing after this fall's 2026 season


yeah this **** is getting live!!


^cbyf1 3.89 gpa mj is not a dumb azz, she's matriculating at mit (ivy league)

cal's 2027 spida man & friends superheroes class (a brand new day)#
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who you want to play for Ike & company you better block. Take a close look at Woodard's film, he can not only run routes, but he loves contact.
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Shocky1 said:

2027 high school recruiting updates:

who wuz the 1st high school commitment of the coach lup era??

that would be 4.0 gpa apex predator edge defender 6'5" 265 lbs giovanni hodge from burgeoning pipeline grant union high school (pacers teammate nightmare mismatch rahzario "zo" edwards is also officially tripping to the claremont this weekend) in sacramento, tosh (a former defensive line coach in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE) wanted him bad!!

retaining giovanni & fellow all american bears commitment 3.7 gpa 6'4' 246 troy bowens (also tripping to the bay this weekend) from sutter creek high school are CRITICAL to the upward trajectory of them california golden bears as the football program wuz good not great during the wilcox era because of the inability to reliably sack/harass opposing qb1s (zero defensive linemen nfl drafted during the last decade, no es bueno)

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defensive line is the hardest position in college football to find/recruit high gpa student athletes (any cal recruiting story without a gpa is worthless), hodge & bowens are basically ******* unicorns!!

berkeley is a unicorn school!!#


KAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

locking down this critical commitment at a massive position of need is a tremendous win for the cali football program!!

make no mistake about it boys & girls, 4.0 gpa apex predator edge defender with legit NFL upside giovanni hodge is a UNICORN!!


KAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3.7 gpa unicorn troy bowens is locking it down (not gonna visit stanford & michigan) with them nor cal berkeley bears!!


this **** is getting LIVE!!
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wut up amaziah??

last time on the garden isle the shockster went to a tranquil morning yoga flow class on the beach, walked a brisk 18 holes at the spectacular municipal wailua golf course & then had a healthy tasty/fantastic poke bowl from a nearby food truck!!


look don't tell nobody but this is wut actually goes on at the poly house, got it brah??



cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island


KAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

ALOHA 6'7" 355 lbs (is gonna core out in the s&c program) fearless warrior offensive lineman amaziah siale whose roots are on kaua'i & is currently playing for mission viejo high school

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and just a 90 minute drive for the fam from sacramento to memorial stadium on fall gamedays)
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^ white people r funny!!

high key guys are hiding their girlfriends (beta gap, we're not beefing, u wanna throw??)!!#
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real talk: collin morikawa would NOT be shocky's 1st choice of a person to do the hang with in a post apocalyptic zombie land gotham city

come on sweetie, let's try to find the best ham & pineapple pizza slice in NYC!!

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^ my daughter taylor is often mistaken for madison beer when walking in soho

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAYLOR!!

lots of love,

ur dumb azz dad
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2027 high school recruiting update:


jeovanni, as a 3.3 gpa ELITE 6' 185 lbs defensive back with SPEED from nearby serra high school let the monster help you break it down in case you haven't already figured it out yet, ok??

byu: do u really want to sign the student conduct document & live in freezing azz provo utah for the next 4 years??...r u an eskimo & do u own an igloo??

washington: drizzly azz seattle is depressing as **** most of the year & expensive/time consuming for the fam to travel to on fall gamedays...if not seeing ur fam or sunshine for 9 months of the year won't negatively affect ur mental health this might be a good spot for u

texas: tasty food in austin particularly at the food trucks but are the longhorns the best path for NFL development via early playing time/starting opportunity??

penn state: absolutely in the middle of ******* nowhere (good luck to ur fam tryna get there on gamedays without a private jet), literally non diverse state college pennsylvania is straight up white except for the few blacks & polys that play on the lions sports teams...really lousy snowy winters, severe windstorm springs & nasty humid summers, this is NOT cali weather and the academics aren't gonna open any doors when ur 30 years old

cal: the rich people that live in the $25,000,000+ mansions in nearby atherton & hillsborough are NOT grads of 2nd tier academic skools like byu, texas, penn state & washington, they built generational wealth as grads of berkeley, stanford & the ivy league...don't be a dumb azz, high school football stars that get exploited at football factories as disposable gladiators wake up at age 30 working security at pac bell stadium for 20 bucks an hour, ur hopefully not that guy (like them oregon guys who bet their futures that they didn't wanna work hard in the classrooms & took the easy way out, there are no do overs in life)


yeah jeovanni, this **** is not that complicated, which head coach do u wanna climb mountains with brah??




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and a 30 minute drive to memorial stadium for the fam on fall gamedays)


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naya ojuwku is shocky's favorite hoopster & is gonna earn a berkeley degree!!

too bad the head coach didn't play the program's most productive scorer more at her natural 4 or 3 as a nightmare mismatch than outta position as a undersized 5 that struggles to defend significantly taller acc centers, last season it cost the program several more wins *uncorrected turnovers, poor playing rotations & playing tiny guards that can't defend are all hallmarks of the coach charmin above average but not great era

to her credit smith has built a loyal family culture within the program with all the key players returning & targeting the completion of berkeley degrees (which is kinda the whole point of college basketball, turning over the entire roster every 9 months no es bueno)

savvy fan building 2026/2027 wbb scheduling would include a game or two on the friday, saturday or sunday around the cal football saturday home games on november 21st (stanford) & 28th (pittsburgh) so the outta towners parachuting in for JKS could also watch some early season women's hoops in person at haas

the marketing challenge for cal women's hoops is that the vast majority of students & alums have NEVER been to a women's hoops game, it's gonna take directing messaging to NEW fans to grow the current near non existent gameday crowds...the current strategy of targeting the current small base of mostly sr citizens is NOT gonna increase gameday attendance metrics

women's basketball both collegiately & professionally is arguably the fastest growing sport in country but NOT in berkeley

the wnba valkyries averaged 18,046 fans this season via INNOVATIVE MARKETING!!

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shocky had never been a women's hoops game at any level (including stinson beach high school back in the day) in his life until effusive lindsay gottlieb came to a men's hoops game during the jaylen brown/ivan rabb era & sat by me on my floor seats for 15 minutes before a game introducing herself & personally inviting me to attend a wbb game...and yeah schulzy went to the next game (and also got involved in the recruitment of generational talent sabrina ionesco from caldecott tunnel high school which included meeting her & her parents on their official visit) & loved it!!

yeah at that point in time the monster honestly thought both the men's & women's hoops program wuz both on the rapid ascension/upward trajectory to win NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS!!...ha ha, **** me (the monster got walked to his car baby)

there's even a possibility that if the current co athletic director ****tards are fired/replaced with a berkeley grad like andrew mcgraw that demands accountability (both financial & winning records) from coaches & the athletic department staff that there might be a cal's monster cbyf1 hoopsters thread to help drive attendance/recruiting someday

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bouncy bounce on & off the court with infinite ENERGY (let's ******* go naya)!!#


^ the hammerstein ballroom in nyc's garment district (within walking distance of the west village) wuz originally the manhattan opera house back in the day & is a fantastic intimate (sub 2000 seating) venue for concerts
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california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2027 class:

jaderian "jd" jones, defensive tackle (3.4 gpa)
amaziah siale, offenive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
josh bunni, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rahzario (zo) edwards, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
elyjah staples, linebacker (4.2 gpa)
dane weber, quarterback (3.8 gpa)

duvay williams, corner/nickel back (3.2 gpa)
jaxsen stokes, running back (3.7 gpa)
miles isaac schirmer, defensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
antwon "aj" sanders iii, running back (3.0+ gpa)
charles "spida" davis iii, wideout (3.0+ gpa)
myles baker, safety (3.7 gpa)
troy bowens, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
blake gunter, wide receiver (4.0 gpa)
zach brien, kicker (3.8 gpa)
gunnar perry, linebacker (3.7 gpa)
giovanni hodge, edge defender (4.0 gpa)

2026 class:

david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
jacob johnson, punter (3.1 gpa)
sosaia noa, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
roger vaderhoef, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)

rico walker, tight end (3.1 gpa)
aj tuitele, linebacker (3.0 gpa)
joshua pierce, edge defender (3.5 gpa)
jayden williams, defensive line (3.1 gpa)
kamar mothudi, inside linebacker (3.3 gpa)
ricky "trenches" fletcher, defensive back (3.3 gpa)
jericho johnson, defensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
emmanuel okoye, edge defender (strong student from nigeria)
jackson brosseau, quarterback (3.96 gpa)
angus davies, punter (honor roll student from australia)
daniel harris, cornerback (3.1 gpa)
ashton rivera, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
kahlee tafai, offensive lineman (3.15 gpa)
ashun shepphard, defensive line (3.0+ gpa)
cooper perry, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
towns mcgough, kicker (4.0 gpa)
marquis "mgk" groves-killebrew (3.3 gpa)
justin beadles, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
tristan jernigan, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
jimothy lewis jr, offensive tackle (3.4 gpa)
michael hurst jr, safety (3.0+ gpa)
chase hendricks, wide receiver (3.21 gpa)
mykeal rabess, offensive lineman (3.68 gpa)
carter vargas, running back (3.2 gpa)
ashten emory, running back (3.7 gpa)
dorian thomas, tight end (3.6 gpa)
adam mohammed, running back (3.5 gpa)
kingston lopa, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
ian strong, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jacob arop, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
solomon williams, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)

niles davis, athlete (3.71 gpa)
daniel mcmorris, offensive tackle (3.8 gpa)
kai meza, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
tyree "reekus" sams, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
kamo'i huihui-white, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
nainoa lopes, quarterback (3.57 gpa)
kingston "lucky" schirmer, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
esaiah wong, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
frank fauna jr, defensive lineman (4.0 gpa)
emmanuel "ej" morgan, wide receiver/kick returner (4.3 gpa)
taimane purcell, tight end (3.9 gpa)
nemyah telona, defensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
victor santino, running back (3.0+ gpa)
elisha faamatuainu, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)

2025 class (all former walk ons are now on schollys, CONGRATS!!):

aaron hampton, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jordan king, wide receiver (4.38 gpa)
alonzo esparza, quarterback (4.0 gpa)
belay brummell, quarterback (3.95 gpa)
carson perry-smith, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
jayden parker, running back (4.16 gpa)
isaac torres, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
mayze bryant, defensive back (3.5 gpa)
jordan franke, longsnapper (3.81 gpa)
dean taylor-chapman, running back (4.0 gpa)
tobey weydemuller, defensive back (3.92 gpa)
jude mclellan, outside linebacker (3.9 gpa)
nate escalada, defensive back (4.23 gpa)
michael cooley, outside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
ewan arechaederra, longsnapper (3.6 gpa)
lucas vanderlind, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
bj jones, inside linebacker (3.55 gpa)
sam bjerke, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
cole bosica, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
myles reber, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jeffrey johnson, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jack olyphant, tight end (3.72 gpa)
rj stephens, defensive lineman (3.77 gpa)
dru polidore jr, safety (3.75 gpa)
michael kern, punter (3.4 gpa)

landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" austin, corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (2.6 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.15 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)

khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (2.75 gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.7 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)

david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.7 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of the bearinsider.com
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"Decline" is a strong word...But I see a decline in Men's Swimming, Waterpolo, Tennis, Baseball and Women's Swimming, Tennis, Gymnastics. What do you think is happening? I sense that supporting 30+ inter collegiate sports is virtually impossible...
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dwm, you could add the cal softball, volleyball, women's golf & both track & field/cross country programs to this underperforming list along with precipitously declining attendance for both hoops programs which is directly a function of the FAILED leadership of general knowlton & now his anti football/basketball agenda current co athletic directors jay & jenny who are tryna to rebrand themselves which is not fooling anybody

your correct supporting 30+ sports teams is virtually impossible, even with sec funding high gpa vanderbilt only got 17 programs (6 men's & 11 women's programs)

keep in mind chancellor lyons is currently paying general knowlton's annual $1,200,000 "retirement" (per the severance documents secured by the monster via public information requests) in addition to paying $500,000 each to both jay & jenny

nobody should evah be tole how to spend their money, if people want to donate to the cal athletic department (other than a couple of key exceptions such as the football program which has severed itself from the ****tards) or burn their money in the streets or buy a watch or an aquarium that's 100% their choice

the "big give" should be more accurately renamed "the big grift" to financially support losing coaches & lazy azz bureaucrats

we all got choices in life on how to spend our time & money

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I noticed Collin isn't playing in the Memorial this weekend. Is he injured or are he and Kat on baby watch?
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2026 high integrity nicklaus family/organization & golf course architecture buffs against corrupt world rankings vs them golf magazine grifters (past & present including but not limited to ran, nine bridges & the trump organization) MEMORIAL golf tournament: 1st round update

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michael kim (76, tied for 60th): the lone cali bear at jack's tournament rocked the off white pants, blue shirt & blue hat with gold lettering but hooked his first 2 tee balls into the caca & ended up losing a sleeve of balls into the agua fria on the day (and his trusted caddie danny stout forgot to bring the ******* ball retriever), that's golf!!...michael will be resting back home in dallas next week before the us open at shinnecock hills

collin morikawa: hollywood, jack is telling everyone that the past muirfield village champion's back is fine but that kat & collin are on baby watch, best wishes to the morikawas!!...our golden bear is scheduled to tee it up next week at the canadian open as his final prep for the 2026 us open at shinny (next door in the hamptons to shocky's favorite golf course on planet earth, the national golf links of america)

max homa: the game's greatest jewish (corey pavin don't count) golfer is gonna compete next monday at final qualifying for the us open in york ontario in close proximity to the canadian open, the key to the week will just be saying no to tim horton's cardboard tasting donuts & ****

ziqin zhou: z played a practice round wednesday with the miyamoto's (craig & matthew) in building local course knowledge for monday's 36 holes final qualifying at del paso in sacramento...let's ******* go, ziqin, let's make ur awesome tiger moms proud (we're both mama's boyz)!!

michael weaver: the former us amateur runner up at cherry hills is gonna be also teeing it up at del paso in us open final qualifying on golf's longest day

shocky: with 15+ rounds under his belt, the monster got invited to augusta national again for this fall (working to make sure nothing conflicts with the cal football schedule & watching JKS throwing back should dimes into 9 inch vertical windows), a berkeley degree will open a lotta doors in life

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