^^ big c, got mad respect for u but how is coach's HONEST feedback any different that u counseling an off the charts brilliant/lazy as **** student that if they wuz more dialed in & worked harder they could earn a scholly to uc santa barbara instead of just going to laney community college??
my berkeley grad tigers mom (who grew up poor as **** above a laundry in san francisco) asked me wut wuz my gpa & gave me loving no bull**** feedback on a daily basis
love you moms (ur dumb azz son, will try to tuck in my shirt at estancia & modern yoga today)#
I was actually mocking the posters who, when we have a coach they don't like, cry "He threw his players under the bus!" whenever said coach says anything the least bit critical about any of the players.
https://instagr.am/p/DSspPFOEu1L 4:15 pm master teacher anton class with live musical talent at modern yoga with my daughter taylor as a guest followed by a couple of in & out parties in the hood near the monster's tree fort & then home to keep an eye on my rescue doggy dog pack and make sure they don't get in any trouble or something
devin brown moving on, signed as a qb1 with a commensurate nil deal, this money gotta be reallocated to jks as part of his approximately $3m 2026 deal but could still return as qb2 & earn a berkeley degree before pursuing a coaching career
Cal quarterback Devin Brown is entering the NCAA transfer portal, he tells ESPN. Brown is a former quarterback at Ohio State, where he started one game in three seasons there. He’ll have one year of eligibility remaining. pic.twitter.com/4LOnnlBxvH
Sources: Cal redshirt freshman linebacker Luke Ferrelli intends to enter the NCAA transfer portal. He won ACC Defensive Freshman of the Year. He finished the year with 91 tackles, 5 TFLs and an interception that sealed a win at Boston College. pic.twitter.com/oaSQju8iaf
yeah will wade got no social filter just like the monster
the next question to will wuz: "what do you think of cal's co athletic directors jay larson and jennifer simon-o'neil?"
coach's answer wuz: "That's a great ******* question, Jay Larson and Jennifer Simon-O'neil are piece of **** worthless bureaucratic ****tards just like their fellow anti revenue sports mentor/obstructionist General Knowlton that are each getting paid $500,000 at a time when a lot of hard working Americans are eating top ramens and berry wild pop tarts and that's just ******* bull****!!"
"And guess what??...These two pieces of **** are the only athletic directors at any level in the United States of America that have ZERO social presence on either twitter of instagram, when the **** is Chancellor Lyons gong to throw out the ******* trash??"
the north carorlina wolfpack (10-4) play next on saturday morning against #21 ranked virginia
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those willing to do the hard work both on & off the field in the quest to build generational wealth, this path is NOT easy)
Best Universities in the World, 2024:
1.🇬🇧 Oxford 2.🇺🇸 Stanford 3.🇺🇸 MIT 4.🇺🇸 Harvard 5.🇬🇧 Cambridge 6.🇺🇸 Princeton 7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology 8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London 9.🇺🇸 Berkeley 10.🇺🇸 Yale
When he's not booming 75-yard punts during practices at fall camp, Billy Gowers might be seen cutting the hair of his teammates and coaches. #HawaiiFB's 29-year-old freshman was a barbershop owner in his native Australia, among other pursuits. More: https://t.co/3gVT8NMP1bpic.twitter.com/mjB0TA04bi
Just noticed one former Cal transfer doing well. Kaleb Elarms-Orr played at TCU this year and helped them beat SC in the Alamo Bowl. He was selected All-Big 12 First Team with team leading 119 tackles. No Cal degree but should get drafted.
a tough opponent on the road but the bears (9-6) got worn down again (why is lulu playing 40 minutes & naya only 9 minutes??) & in the 2nd half got shut down offensively when the heels head coach implemented a 3-2 zone and the bears got outcoached again...yeah tired legs resulted in careless turnovers (22 vs nc 11) & uncontested layups given up on defense (why not mix things up with a zone d with sakima & naya together protecting the paint??)
https://instagr.am/p/C090vLpO8wx parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:
shocky: excuse me miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?
texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from left or right, it don't matter): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby
shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!
yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a berkeley, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?
shocky: wut's ur gpa?
^ the unbridled no social filtered happiness of the cajon box drummer on the far left is kinda how shocky feels every time at modern yoga when he gets on his mat or how jaron keawe sagapolutele feels when he attends his alma mater's hawaii state championship football game!!
^ take a wild azz guess who shocky thinks is the most attractive raiderette (helpful hint: it's not the dude to the far right)!!
oregon ducks 23 texas tech raiders 0
look shutouts & **** are nice but a better outcome would've been the rubber ducks losing with tosh & his staff members on a flite from miami to the bay right now in time for the transfer portal window opening at midnight tonight
https://instagr.am/p/C090vLpO8wx parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:
shocky: excuse me miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?
texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from left or right, it don't matter): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby
shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!
yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a berkeley, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?
shocky: wut's ur gpa?
^ the unbridled no social filtered happiness of the cajon box drummer on the far left is kinda how shocky feels every time at modern yoga when he gets on his mat or how jaron keawe sagapolutele feels when he attends his alma mater's hawaii state championship football game!!
^ take a wild azz guess who shocky thinks is the most attractive raiderette (helpful hint: it's not the dude to the far right)!!
oregon ducks 23 texas tech raiders 0
look shutouts & **** are nice but a better outcome would've been the rubber ducks losing with tosh & his staff members on a flite from miami to the bay right now in time for the transfer portal window opening at midnight tonight
They all still could get on plane to be in the Bay, head back late Sunday night for Practice in Oregon. Time to make the transfer portal a hotbed for recruits to Cal.
pitt's 2024 qb1 eli holstein (got injured early in the 2025 season & lost the job to mason heinschetl who is less impressive in the monster's eyes) to the transfer portal who engineered pittsburgh's victory at acrisure stadium due to the bears last minute missed field goal ****show
this will impact the steel town school when they travel to the left coast to berkeley in the fall of 2026 in a acc revenge game, the monster can still hear roaring crowds of the pitt faithful as the bears ******* inimmaculate fg sailed wide into the cal rooting section
oklahoma state qb4 sam jackson v in the transfer portal again for the 13th time as he takes one last look at ugly as **** stillwater because there's something he must find
the 2025 k2 describes himself in his twitter feed as a "professional athlete" instead of as a student athlete, hope this **** turns out well for abram when he's parking cars as a valet at the riverfront mgm casino in downtown shreveport when he's 30 years old & got a worthless degree from southeast louisiana tributary college or something
real talk: murray's kicking coach adam tanalski (owner of the hammer kicking academy in buffalo) is a piece of **** mentor with zero academic accountability who encourages his 2nd tier (zero nfl upside) students to transfer without any educational goals & yeah he's a close pal with ryan longwell (who ****** up cal football special teams while wilcox & cherrington just looked the other way)
Jaylen Brown says even his mom was skeptical of his decision to pick Cal over a blue blood, but he wanted to challenge himself academically just in case basketball didn’t work out 💯
— White Noise Podcast w/Derrick White (@whitenoisepod_) December 30, 2025
cal men's basketball:
back in the day multiple mcdonald all americans (shocky & his daughters shay and taylor family run cal's monster class targeted marketing segment of 15-20 readers) including jaylen brown read the MONSTER on a daily basis during their junior & senior years of high school
both then & now the branding decision for my yoga buddy has been to market jaylen as an INTELLECTUAL, brown's ultimate career path/goal is to OWN a NBA franchise
but there's ZERO chance that jb or shareef is gonna support cal basketball with shocky on the sidelines, that's just one of the unintended consequences of the termination of cal's monster class
^ alky, trust ur sources but disappointing to hear
jaivian is a mamushi killiah and a star star star star star star#
No "source" here. My opinion. If Jett comes back it won't be for much NIL. Like I said, Lupoi has bigger transfer targets. For example, Adam Mohammed (UW RB) is visiting Cal today.
6'6" 300 lbs +1 athletic offensive tackle south dakota transfer jakop arop (pronounced uh-rope) from bellevue west high school in south omaha nebraska is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend...arop is relatively new to football with 3 years of remaining eligibility & his best football with a huge upside is all in front of him!!
https://instagr.am/p/DR737Pnj-jY jakop got extroverted positive energy (something that wuz lacking in this year's o-line room other than moko) & got the ability to play in space due to his basketball agility
the following is the monster analysis of the 2025 bears offensive tackles:
frederick williams: also +1 athletic but mostly overwhelmed as a tackle but for unknown reasons showed a much higher **** u up motor as a tight end in the smu game...this trait/attitude needs to be developed as a potential starting tackle
braden miller: the highest fb iq in the room, miller unselfishly flipped to starting at right tackle even tho his most natural position is probably in the interior...hard worker who wants to be great, wish braden wuz more vocal
nick morrow (in the transfer portal): played a lotta snaps as a starting left tackle but honestly the results on the field wuz mediocre at best...lacks strength for his size & like the entire o-line seldom made blocks in the 2nd level for one of the worst rushing teams in college football (rb1 kendrick raphael made **** happen thru pure perseverance, luv that gamer-just needs to knock some time off his 40 this offseason to develop as a legit nfl prospect)
leon bell (in the transfer portal): despite nfl size & chiseled features, bell wuz beyond breaking bad with slow feet & a near non existent motor
yeah jacob arop is a huge unforgettable priority for cal's monster offensive line!!
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the beautiful people of sudan)
Tosh and his staff need to close on Washington RB Muhammad and the New Mexico TE too. Time to remake this offense and get JKS the weapons he needs. We need a LT, a guard and center in this petal cycle. Let's go Cal!
