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1:56p, 3/23/26
Randy Bennett to ASU
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:04p, 3/23/26
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shocky's newly incorporated sports book betting site monsterloseurazz.com thinks the current asu leaders for this opening are madsen, glasser (went to asu & high school with harden) or new mexico's eric olen (who did miracles at uc san diego prior to albuquerque, he's also a finalist at boston college)

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asu men's basketball head coach search update:

eleonora as the spokesperson for monsterloseurazz.com is now reporting that eric olen is a near lock to become the sun devils head coach...according to mr silverleaf sun angel eric olen (whose tritons beat the bears) went to elementary & junior high with asu's superstar athletic director graham rossini who got buy in from olen to try to finalize a deal to bring in glasser as an associate head coach to trigger the harden money to raise the total asu nil & revenue sharing for hoops to $10,000,000+ which is the # necessary to compete for a future big 12 championship (retaining 7'1" 230 lbs diop is the staff's #1 priority)...olen's lobos play a nit game tonite

this is a massive step forward for the asu hoops program & shocky has been graciously invited to be a guest on the floor next season and even asked if he got any interest in starting an asu monster class thread to impact recruiting & activate gameday attendance (along with his wildly successful doggy dog rescue facilities fundraising in the valley of the sun)

as for cal madsen (never got an actionable offer) strategically utilized his interviewing with asu & showing "significant interest" to leverage cal for more resources...and none of that would've evah happened without the monster publicizing the mad dog asu interview which wuz them repeated by twitter & the mainstream media

ur welcome mark!!

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asu men's basketball head coach search update:

after an unexpected infusion of critically needed donor financial support eleonora on behalf of monsterloseurazz.com is now changing the house odds on favorite to be legendary (but also grumpy as ****) randy bennett as the next sun devils head coach!!

the 63 year old bennett (who graduated from westwood high school in mesa before uc san diego, parents still live in the desert) would coach for 3 years with a designated head coach in waiting with the #1 priority being resigning MONSTER center 7'1" 230 lbs massambra diop from senegal who got legit nba upside

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^ both diop & bennett got agent representation with the wasserman group

bennet would primarily surround diop with his roster (14 of the 15 gaels still got eligibility including his son cade who grew up in moraga, the only senior is a back up center that averaged 4.8 ppg) from a 27-6 ncca tournament team!!

once again mark madsen never had an actionable offer from asu just like general knowlton never had an actionable offer from northwestern...cal & the "insiders" wuz just negotiating with themselves thx to shocky aka sun tzu, mark owes the shockster a brownie fudge sundae (no whip cream) with a glass of milk at fenton's this fall on a bears football gameday!!



asu's monster class#

bluehen, eleonora kinda knows her ****!!
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7:15p, 3/23/26
2027 high school recruiting update:


the staff is targeting ELITE +1 athletic 5'11" 180 lbs defensive back pole moala who is reclassifying from the 2028 class to the 2027 class after transferring from leuzinger to powerhouse santa margarita high school...pole will be officially tripping to berkeley on may 28-31st


pole is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa!!

yeah moala is a tireless worker that strives 24/7/365 to get his body rite!!


at the end of the day does pole wanna get developed by nfl coaches against acc competition in a poly family inclusive culture in his home state cali (no midwest freezing azz snow, plain states tornadoes or deep south low key racism) at the #1 ranked public university in the world (ucla is a solid back up school for those rejected for admission to berkeley, stanford & the ivy league) that's a quick 90 minute flight on southwest for the fam on fall gamedays to the beautiful san francisco bay area??

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

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drive for show, putt for sourdough and lift weights/track ur daily protein grams to get PAID playing professional golf!!#
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^ #5 can fly & ****!!

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modern yoga substitute teacher1 (syt1)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:24a, 3/24/26
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syracuse football update: yeah when them cali bears travel to upstate new york on saturday september 12th this fall toosii is NOT gonna be suiting up for the orange which is gonna impact the outcome of the game about as much as whether or not my daughter taylor & her dad go ballooning in the hudson valley or not on our multi day roadie from nyc to syracase

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last fall head coach fran brown got mediocre play at the quarterback position en route to a abysmal 3-9 (1-7 in the acc) season, his #1 priority during 2026 spring ball will be identifying a qb1

this season opening acc roadie will be an opportunity for a bears victory if the defense gels during the upcoming spring camp & the front 7 can consistently apply pressure which didn't happen last season (or really at any point during the wilcox era) against an offense that threw 15 interceptions & averaged only 3.4 yards per rush en route to averaging an anemic 20.2 points per game

yeah shocky's favorite ******* song is the "this is bear territory" singalong classic after road victories in hostile venues further afar from memorial stadium!!

toosii might disagree with the monster tho


syracuse football update: qb1 steve angeli (who led the orange to a 3-1 start including a 34-21 home victory over clemson) is healthy (got injured in the 4th game) & participating in spring drills

ruh roh

fun fact: taylor wants to make a side trip to niagara falls which apparently got more dramatic viewing at nite!!


acc=best conference on planet earth for fall roadtrips with those that u love!!
^ small point of clarification: quaron adams is shocky's favorite football player but he don't love #5, got it??
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real talk: teams reflect the personalities of the head guy in charge (yeah we're talking about shocky)#
^ the above does not apply to the cal men's golf team & its paper clip built roster
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10:29a, 3/24/26
2027 high school recruiting update:

nfl legendary coach ike hilliard is targeting 6'3" 200 lbs playmaking sticky handed wideout rob larson from powerhouse folsom high school...larson is gonna officially trip to berkeley june 11-14th


* 8 catches for 108 yards against ELITE serra defensive backs!!

rob is not a dumb azz, he also got an offer from vanderbilt

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and a 2 hour drive for the fam on fall gamedays to memorial stadium)
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In reply to bluehenbear • 11:04a, 3/24/26
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Randy Bennett to ASU

elite 4 star combo guard (the jewel of st marys 2026 recruiting class) jrob croy from poly high school in riverside is gonna follow bennett from moraga to tempe

will be interesting to see what gaels & sun devils enter the april 7-21st transfer portal window

berkeley grad & multiple time state championship winning head coach justin labagh of san francisco city college once tole me that championships are won during the spring & the summer on the recruiting trail!!
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In reply to Big C • 5:02p, 3/24/26
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Shocky, can you talk a little bit about what Theo Robertson might be able to provide as basketball GM?

update: greg richardson has deleted the monster's post re: theo robertson
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:41p, 3/24/26
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Shocky1 said:
Big C said:

Shocky, can you talk a little bit about what Theo Robertson might be able to provide as basketball GM?

update: greg richardson has deleted the monster's post re: theo robertson

Yes, I did, Bill Schulz. Every time you post your fantastical and inaccurate version of the history of this website and the basketball program, it will be deleted, and eventually, if you continue, you will be asked to leave our community permanently.

***********

Theo's a great guy, but is not currently being considered for a role with the program. There are other former Bears who are being interviewed, and we will have an article up in the next few days discussing the need for a Basketball GM and the state of the process.
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got it, greg, sorry to hear theo isn't even being considered for the gm role, my check to fund ur basketball program & the necessary annual $10,000,000+ nil/revenue sharing for championship hoops is in the mail

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2027 high school recruiting updates:

may 28-31st official visits:


3.5 gpa 2027 cal commit apex predator edge defender troy bowens from sutter high school


highly ranked qb1 on the staff's big board sione tu'amoheloa-kaho from lincoln high school in tacoma


national recruit unreal destructive defensive lineman 6'3" 290 lbs jon ioane from tustin high school


4.0 gpa high motor multi dimensional tight end zac fares from arbor view high school in las vegas


#1 ranked offensive lineman in the nation force of nature 6'4" 340 lbs lex mailangi from mater dei high school


3.8 gpa lockdown corner/nickel darius johnson from murietta valley high school


3.75 gpa +1 athletic playmaker jai jones from chandler high school


3.8 gpa ELITE 2 time all state 1st team qb1 dane weber from chaparral high school in temecula


4.0 gpa unreal athlete/probable defensive back pole moala from santa margarita high school

june 4-7th official visits:


3.2 gpa ELITE potential day 1 starter +1 athletic duvay williams from serra high school (gardena)


#1 ranked hawaii offensive lineman 6'5" 305 lbs isaiah bertola from campbell high school (ewa beach)


4 star wideout with length 6'4" 190 wideout zion white from the img academy in florida/punahou high school (honolulu)


nightmare match up +1 athletic 6'5" 210 lbs charles "spida" davis iii from westlake high school


4.0 gpa 2027 cal commit explosive wideout blake gunter from southlake carroll high school


4.0 gpa high motor destructive lineman 6'2" 285 lbs sione felila from oak hills high school in hesperia

june 11-14th official visits:


4.0 gpa 2027 cal commit apex predator defensive lineman giovanni hodge from grant high school


bay area priority impact prospect with 22 mph SPEED defensive back malakai taufoou from serra high school


3.3 gpa potential hometown hero +1 athletic jeovanni henley from serra high school


game breaking 4.4 SPEED running back malachi mcfarland from damien high school in la verne


violent on the field/3.9 gpa off the field explosive athlete kingston celfie from kardashian high school in calabasas


4.0 gpa highly accurate quarterback brody rudnicki from folsom high school

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lucky's bro 3.5 gpa unblockable defensive end miles isaac schirmer from corona centennial high school


sticky fingers wideout with length rob larson from folsom high school (dynamic qb to wr duo)

june 15-18th official visits:


3.1 gpa relentless motor/worker defensive lineman wesley gover from thompson high school (alabama)


physical running back 6' 205 lbs antwon "aj" sanders iii from ce king high school in houston


uber +1 athletic combo quarterback/point guard caden jones from crean lutheran high school


explosive 6'5" 315 lbs defensive lineman kasi currie from sierra canyon high school in chatsworth

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the "country" aka united states, our head coach is a dumb azz)
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^ as someone who is a passionate student of golf course architecture (and that has played the last 17 golf magazine world top 100 lists), it's very interesting to read michael's high praise for the over the top penal/awkwardly designed with it's lakes in the middle of the fairways on par 4s & severely angular double dogleg par 5s innisbrook copperhead course which for the shockster isn't even a top 50 course in florida)

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In reply to BearGreg • 2:54a, 3/25/26
BearGreg-
Would you help us understand more clearly this decision? I cannot believe I am placing myself in a situation in which I am defending Shocky (as I did with CalStrong two years ago), but I do not understand the line that is being placed. It just smacks as capricious and arbitrary.
Which poster on the forums is, actually, NOT posting a "fantastical and inaccurate version" of the actual football/basketball scene at Cal? Why is Shocky being held to a seemingly different standard than everyone else, most of whom we all assume are talking out of their behinds?
Shocky is one of the few posters who provide actual content on the freeboards. Most of the time ya gotta dig really really really really really deep to find it (through content I don't necessarily need to see), but it is worth it because I'm there actually is information in there.

Thanks for any clarification you are willing to provide.


And oh, the only poster I believe 100% is 4thGen. I take whatever they say as gospel. Everyone else? Ummm….
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In reply to calwhoyou? • 8:09a, 3/25/26
calwhoyou? said:
BearGreg-
Would you help us understand more clearly this decision? I cannot believe I am placing myself in a situation in which I am defending Shocky (as I did with CalStrong two years ago), but I do not understand the line that is being placed. It just smacks as capricious and arbitrary.
Which poster on the forums is, actually, NOT posting a "fantastical and inaccurate version" of the actual football/basketball scene at Cal? Why is Shocky being held to a seemingly different standard than everyone else, most of whom we all assume are talking out of their behinds?
Shocky is one of the few posters who provide actual content on the freeboards. Most of the time ya gotta dig really really really really really deep to find it (through content I don't necessarily need to see), but it is worth it because I'm there actually is information in there.

Thanks for any clarification you are willing to provide.


And oh, the only poster I believe 100% is 4thGen. I take whatever they say as gospel. Everyone else? Ummm….

I mean BearGreg is the owner and moderator of the site and Shocky often makes accusations about him by name. I don't think he really needs more of a reason than that, but I would assume BearGreg thinks they're baseless.
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In reply to ac_green33 • 8:25a, 3/25/26
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ac_green33 said:
calwhoyou? said:
BearGreg-
Would you help us understand more clearly this decision? I cannot believe I am placing myself in a situation in which I am defending Shocky (as I did with CalStrong two years ago), but I do not understand the line that is being placed. It just smacks as capricious and arbitrary.
Which poster on the forums is, actually, NOT posting a "fantastical and inaccurate version" of the actual football/basketball scene at Cal? Why is Shocky being held to a seemingly different standard than everyone else, most of whom we all assume are talking out of their behinds?
Shocky is one of the few posters who provide actual content on the freeboards. Most of the time ya gotta dig really really really really really deep to find it (through content I don't necessarily need to see), but it is worth it because I'm there actually is information in there.

Thanks for any clarification you are willing to provide.


And oh, the only poster I believe 100% is 4thGen. I take whatever they say as gospel. Everyone else? Ummm….

I mean BearGreg is the owner and moderator of the site and Shocky often makes accusations about him by name. I don't think he really needs more of a reason than that, but I would assume BearGreg thinks they're baseless.

We're grateful for everyone who participates in this community. We only ask people to live by a few simple rules that most of the time are loosely enforced. As ac_green says, this was about my being called out by name and motives and actions being attached to me that are simply not true. And it's not the first time it's happened.

We're here because we love Cal. Let's lift each other up and in doing so can lift up this amazing university and its athletic programs. There are so many positive things going on right now, enjoy them, be grateful, and keep pushing to make them even better. We can do that without attacking, denigrating or fabricating stories about other people.

Go Bears!
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10:28a, 3/25/26
2027 high school recruiting update:


poly lex mailangi from powerhouse mater dei is the #1 ranked offensive lineman in the 2027 class!!

real talk: mailangi would be a day 1 starter in berkeley


cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

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2027 high school recruiting update:


WARNING: do NOT watch the above video if u got a heart condition or something as it contains scenes of extreme & sudden violence

yeah the shockster is a big fan of fellow 4.0 gpa poly sione felila of oak hills high school in hesperia, he does this **** with NO EFFORT!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:34p, 3/25/26
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2027 high school recruiting updates:

may 28-31st official visits:
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national recruit unreal destructive defensive lineman 6'3" 290 lbs jon ioane from tustin high school in riverside

...


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the "country" aka united states, our head coach is a dumb azz)

Thanks for the list/update and here is a possible geography marker adjustment:

I'm an East Bay boy so I could be off, but the Tustin I know is near or next to Santa Ana in the OC and much further away from Riverside and IE.

Hope these guys all fall in love with this place and become part of a movement.

Go Bears
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hairy, this **** is indeed confusing, there's apparently a tustin high school in riverside, who knew??

it's kinda like the serra high schools in both nor cal & so cal or something

anyways jon ioane is likely coming off the board tomorrow, he's committing on you tube (spoiler alert: probable washington lean)



but make no mistake about it the most improved recruiting position group with the new staff will be the DEFENSIVE LINE!!

the d-line is the most challenging position to find academically qualified student athletes for ELITE institutions like berkeley & stanford and to a lesser extent duke, vanderbilt & northwestern

coach lup in conjunction with coach darrion daniels is changing that narrative big time, tosh can sit with unreal +1 athletic d-line prospects & truthfully explain as a former NFL DEFENSIVE LINE COACH a legit trusted development gameplan to potentially get PAID in the league, he's a hands on kinda coach!!


unfortunately coach lup still got a 3 stooges haircut & still don't know that berkeley is the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:28p, 3/25/26
The 3 stooges are absolutely classic, and that is one of their best clips. Nice going Shocky!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:57a, 3/26/26
Shocky1 said:

hairy, this **** is indeed confusing, there's apparently a tustin high school in riverside, who knew??

it's kinda like the serra high schools in both nor cal & so cal or something

anyways jon ioane is likely coming off the board tomorrow, he's committing on you tube (spoiler alert: probable washington lean)



Sorry to wear the topic out, but my curiosity took over lol. I am aware of the 2 Serras and I am aware there is an El Sobrante and an El Cerrito fairly close together (like nor cal) in So Cal near Lake Elsinore - weird right?

But, I CANNOT find a Tustin High in Riverside. In fact, his recruiting videos and bios says he plays for the Tillers, the Tustin Tillers. That is definitely in Tustin, Orange County not Riverside. Of course this does't matter especially if he announces for another school, but as I said, curiosity got the better of me.

Ok nothing to see here, sorry about the diversion.

Peace
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2:45a, 3/26/26
detective hairy, ur actually rite, shocky aka the dumb azz wuz confused by ioane's twitter which lists his location as riverside (which is probably where he wuz born or something)...above official visits list edited to reflect ur stellar geography fact checking

if u tole me u wuz a geography major i would believe in u, maybe u could explain to coach lup that us americans at berkeley such as and so forth should build up their educations at the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD because some people in our nation such as south africa and the asian countries and so forth don't got maps!!



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10:26a, 3/26/26
2027 high school recruiting update:

MAJOR announcement coming this sunday at 10:00 am (left coast time) from ELITE safety prospect 6'2" 205 lbs myles baker from powerhouse sierra canyon high school (coach lup, coach hutch & the staff are tryna build a pipeline with unreal kasi currie too)


there's zero chance that 3.7 gpa playmaker is gonna pick lsu, oregon or alabama unless he wants to be working nite shift security at the northridge fashion center at age 30...yeah this is gonna be a berkeley vs stanford decision, baker is NOT a dumb azz


a 2nd major announcement will also take place on sunday at 3:16 am ibiza time by eleonora on behalf of shocky's recently incorporated monsterloseurazz.com proclaiming that doggy dogs* (and really all animals) are significantly (and it's not even ******* close) way the **** better than human beings!!

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12:30p, 3/26/26
Jon Ioane commits to washington over cal
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1:18p, 3/26/26
grey, washington is a solid back up school for those rejected for admission to berkeley, stanford & the ivy league

but it's 50/50 ioane will be in the transfer portal after a winter in the rainy freezing azz northwest (he's not a ******* polar bear & he don't even own an igloo), polys (including my honorary brah from zony adam mohammed) don't thrive in cold weather...wearing a parka 24/7/365 gets real ******* old real ******* fast

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research has shown that a preponderance of the pale looking residents of the gloomy northwest are clinically depressed & cope with the endless days of no cali sunshine by drinking heavily until they become full blown alcoholics & end up wearing fugly plaid long sleeve shirts living in cardboard boxs which don't retain warmth very well across the street from the starbucks by the space needle

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2:39p, 3/26/26
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a lotta the cali bears dream vacation is the bahamas which is a good call, dubai is honestly just a glorified middle east las vegas with very little substance...the mississippi shout out made the monster laugh out loud!!

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real talk: if u work ur azz off & earn a berkeley, stanford & ivy league degree there's a very high probability that u will be able to sail wherever the **** u wanna go in the future, got it??

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9:15p, 3/26/26
2026 stanford invitational (NOT played in st lucia): 1st round update

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the cali bears big 4 of 2 true freshmen & 2 sophomores gotta an unexpected bonus performance from a hard working senior, #66 ranked cal is tied for 4th place at 5 under par with stanford leading at 11 under par in the 3 day tourny which is critical for a golden bear ncca regional invitation

trevor cox (68, tied for 18th): the legoland high school standout continues to build CONFIDENCE & finished with a birdie 3 on the downhill 454 yard par 18th hole framed by the clubhouse & the goofy azz stanford logo painted on the fairway (no wonder tiger woods drinks too much)

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sihao cong (68, tied for 18th): the positive energy econ major is playing some of the best golf in his life but much more importantly the cong show got good hair!!

xihuan chang (69, tied for 27th): chang competes mentally dialed in on every shot, gotta luv his mini fist bumps when he rolls in putts

daniel heo (70, tied for 42nd): the mentally tough senior came out blazing with an eagle 3 on the downhill across the road par 5 1st hole & rolled in 3 key birdie putts, can't waste strokes on the par 3s manana

zinqin zhou (71, tied for 57th): the nation's #54 ranked player got on the bogey train but finished strong with a clean 33 on the back nine, z is gonna bring his a game tomorrow, let's ******* go!!

yeah life gotta lotta obstacles but if u want it bad enough & keep ur cool/sense of perspective (golf is FUN!!) all the little **** works out in the long run (plus cal golf just signed a promising 2026 commit from legoland high school to pair with parisian callixte alzas!!)



^ real talk: shocky is attracted to cbyf1s that like tongue kissing doggy dogs!!
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9:43p, 3/26/26
columbia lions 74
california golden bears 68


playing 3000 miles away from nyc down 2 regular season starters with ZERO athletic scholarships the significantly better COACHED program took the lethargic west coast team for a nighttime stroll thru central park

as usual the career sub .300 conference head coach & her reticent staff could not figure out a way to play sakima & my favorite basketball player naya ojuwku (7 points in 9 minutes) on the floor at the same time which resulted in the much shorter & less athletic lions out rebounding the bears by a whopping 37 to 24 boards!!

folks, that's just really really bad coaching

ATTENDANCE: 1113

did the athletic department successfully promote the game??

of course not, the marketing guy from nike hired by jay & jenny thinks that just emailing football season tix holders (95% of whom have never been to a wbb game in their lives) is gonna sell tixs

did the athletic department work with the valkyries (18,046 average attendance this season) to solicit their
fanbase for this game??

of course note, the unlikeable jay & jenny don't got relationships with other organizations which is not a surprise in that they are disliked within the athletic department, the football program & berkeley's revenue sports donors

the reality is that the mens & womens hoops programs had ABYSMAL attendance metrics (and failing to connect with potential new fans) this season and both the softball (1-8 in conference) & baseball (0-6 in conference) programs are probably gonna finish dead last in the acc this season

just another jay & jenny **** up (combined with really bad wbb coaching)#
^ chancellor lyons, what are we doing here, do u hold ur employees accountable for anything??
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KABBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

2027 2.38 gpa -1 athletic depth piece commit shrek from stinson beach high school, lead recruiters jay & jenny!!

cal poly-berkeley=NOT for everybody
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cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE announcements:

both peruna & buc-ee went on you tube today to announce their intentions to enter the mascot transfer portal stating "why the **** would anybody (he/she/it) wanna live in texas with its freezing azz winters, flooding azz springs and hot as **** summers if you could live in cali??"

and from a financial planning perspective mascots don't give 2 ***** about zero state income tax if it means u gotta live in a ****hole, got it??

the shockster has put in crystal ball predictions to cal if they can clear berkeley admissions

https://instagr.am/p/B7bzfQ0puzh
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wut up kasi & myles??

if ur willing to do the academic work a berkeley, stanford & ivy league degree opens doors for potential building generational wealth outside of football...trust me grads of football factories like lsu, oregon & ohio state cannot afford to live in malibu (patio dining at nobu malibu with pacific ccean views), bel air (brisk walking morning 18 at the club), beverly hills (shopping on rodeo followed by a drink at the polo club), laguna beach (lunch poolside at the montage) or the hollywood hills (clean eating at erewhon)...those mansions are inhabited by people with ELITE college degrees or those with captain insano trust funds, got it??

but legit good hearted cbyf1s are NOT impressed if ur buying a lotta stoopid material **** like a watch or an aquarium, r u willing to help those that are struggling to survive next to the 405??

yeah berkeley is the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD & with that special degree comes a legacy/responsibility to help/protect the most vulnerable in society

wut's in ur heart kasi & myles??

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^ brother & sister benji and beauty lived on the streets in south phoenix before the monster rescued them with lucky leashes

50 year decision (to be a good ******* human being)#
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2026 stanford invitational (NOT played at augusta national): 2nd round update


true freshman with an unreal smooth/silky putting stroke trevor cox is playing like a boss man after a SIZZLING 66!!...cox is currently 6 under par for the tourny & tied for 4th place, he's not gonna be ranked #490 when the next individual rankings come out next week...yeah this is the development gameplan outlined by the monster when he questioned pre season why cox ever got a cal golf scholly after an unremarkable high school amateur career other than winning the legoland mother/daughter 3rd flite tourny with moms

and trevor is not done yet, he texted me this foto this morning promising that both he & his roomie xihuan are gonna look like matt fitzpatrick next season after a relentless summer of counting protein grams, lifting weights & getting yoga/mediation practices (which is critical for avoiding back pain/injuries like z, collin & michael)


look the shockster is not monetizing his developmental work with them cali pga & collegiate berkeley bears (he does this **** for FREE) but he don't want any shirtless/topless golfer fotos unless they be from a cbyf1, got it??

https://instagr.am/p/CS36zEEDxKS
let's ******* go, trevor, let's do this tomorrow (deep breathing)!!

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