https://instagr.am/p/DVq3KA1iCuz yeah the strawberry canyon fire trail is no ******* joke (kinda like vancouver's unreal grouse grind which is basically a vertical uphill incline), berkeley is NOT the easiest path in life either academically or athletically
but if u survive (which requires embracing the challenge, not running away from it) u will be stronger for it & ultimately mentally and physically limitless...and don't forget to lift those around u
shocky's newly incorporated sports book betting site monsterloseurazz.com thinks the current asu leaders for this opening are madsen, glasser (went to asu & high school with harden) or new mexico's eric olen (who did miracles at uc san diego prior to albuquerque, he's also a finalist at boston college)
eleonora as the spokesperson for monsterloseurazz.com is now reporting that eric olen is a near lock to become the sun devil head coach...according to mr silverleaf sun angel eric olen (whose tritons beat the bears) went to elementary & junior high with asu's superstar athletic director graham rossini who got buy in from olen to try to finalize a deal to bring in glasser as an associate head coach to trigger the harden money to raise the total asu nil & revenue sharing for hoops to $10,000,000+ which is the # necessary to compete for a future big 12 championship (retaining 7'1" 230 lbs diop is the staff's #1 priority)...olen's lobos play a nit game tonite
this is a massive step forward for the asu hoops program & shocky has been graciously invited to be a guest on the floor next season and even asked if he got any interest in starting an asu monster class thread to impact recruiting & activate gameday attendance (along with his wildly successful doggy dog rescue facilities fundraising in the valley of the sun)
as for cal madsen (never got an actionable offer) strategically utilized his interviewing with asu & showing "significant interest" to leverage cal for more resources...and none of that would've evah happened without the monster publicizing the mad dog asu interview which wuz them repeated by twitter & the mainstream media
real ******* talk: the only # u gotta keep an eye on at the soon to be SOLD OUT uc championship game at memorial stadium on saturday september 5, 2026 is #5!!
WELCOME well constructed 6'3" 211 lbs wideout with SPEED from coram new york (trust me the roadie to syracuse this fall is already circled on the calendar) ian strong who is gonna improve his NFL draft stock during his final year of college eligibility getting coached up by an experienced NFL wide receiver coach & getting dimes thrown to him by a humble faith based lefty qb (the top returning qb1 in college football) from ewa beach
the ELITE wideout is bringing experience catching 95 balls for 1483 yards & 10 touchdowns in the big 10 to berkeley, huge get for the bears signing a wr1!!
You know it, but we'll say it:
This is not Ian Strong's first sweet get-a-foot down grab of the season. 👀@IanStrong23 x @RFootball
after the cefalo era of stone hands/dropped balls, check out this one handed grab from 2022
Former St. Anthony's (NY) standout and current Rutgers WR - Ian Strong at the All-Northeast in May 2022. Had to create a descriptive word to visualize.
📍ANSWER = "Octopus" Length
Strong will get to play in front of alot of hometown fans as Rutgers will play in the Pinstripe… pic.twitter.com/UjvkQorhhD
yeah ian is NOT a dumb azz (like the bears that eventually go thru with throwing away berkeley degrees & end up ****** at age 30), strong wuz on the 2025 all big 10 academic team & also achieved a 3.75 gpa at st anthony high school
https://instagr.am/p/DQ0QSH8jWPo real talk: the bros of wall street (managing directors get MINTED) are from berkeley, stanford & the ivy league
keith got his #1 running back target in town this weekend on an official visit in washington transfer 6' 215 lbs adam mohammed from apollo high school in glendale arizona who wuz a cal's monster class target outta high school
https://instagr.am/p/DO2mPPkjqSh the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those that wanna pursue generational wealth thru hard work at memorial stadium & in the classrooms of berkeley, this **** is NOT easy)
BREAKING: Washington transfer RB Adam Mohammed has Committed to Cal, he tells @On3Sports
He totaled 523 rushing yards and 5 TDs this season
WELCOME adam & his family to the #1 ranked public university on planet earth!!
https://instagr.am/p/CaQSrfnPQoq travel tip: adam, when the 2026 cal football schedule is released in a couple of months, encourage ur fam that nite to go online at southwest & get all their gameday flight tixs (phx-oak-phx) at one time in order to get the best airfare deals, got it??
real talk: nobody in the cal athletic ticket office/marketing department (the downside of hiring non berkeley grads that don't give 2 *****) including their "leaders" jay & jenny are working on a sunday nite, ZERO details re: the men's wednesday game & women's thursday games
monsterloseurazz.com is predicting a real (vs the fake announced numbers) crowd of less than 2000 for the men's & 1000 for the women's games unless FREE tickets are given to all attendees
california golden bears 91 uic flames 73 ^ honestly had never heard of this school before this game, are they in the same conference as cal rugby's arch rival life university??
CONGRATS to coach madsen on the 22nd win of the season!!
Cal HC Mark Madsen is rightfully upset after the refs missed TT Carr being pulled down by a UIC player. pic.twitter.com/zGl4jCReeG
ATTENDANCE: 1258 ^ keep in mind this # includes players, coaches/staff, spirit teams, referees, opposing team fans, any media, security, concessionaires, my guys roxy & theo, chancellor lyons, etc which means there wuz probably a couple of hundred bears fans at this postseason game
just a friendly reminder that monsterloseurazz.com is NOT issuing any refunds, please bet more responsibly (don't be a dumb azz) in the future & if u got a sports book gambling problem ur just kinda financially ******
just another jay & jenny marketing **** up (in conjunction with the non inclusive/welcoming "insiders")#
https://instagr.am/p/DWCDyJEiNhJ WARNING: future paleontologist (basically a t-rex expert) tyson ruffins got a scary as **** cali golden bear ROOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!
based upon this important information monsterloseurazz.com is lowering cal's losing point spread in the soon to be SOLD OUT uc championship game at memorial stadium on saturday september 5, 2026 from 24 to 23.5 points!!
yeah the power of the haka dance is real at cal poly-berkeley the 9th island
^ fun story: shocky took shay on a michigan world top 100 golf daddy/daughter roadtrip (crystal downs, oakland hills, franklin hills, meadowbrook, indianwood, kingsley, greywalls, forest dunes & arcadia bluff) with her serving as my caddie ($150 bucks per loop, the pine valley going rate, plus a pga/high gpa bonus at the end of the trip) to help her save up some money before attending denver law school
so the 1st nite out we're in downtown detroit checking out a brand new ramen place when leaving we see a bunch of walking traffic towards the arena...shay asks me do i think it's a baseball game or something??...dad says no, most of the young ladies are wearing dresses showing half of their boobs/azzs
shay checks her phone & says it's a concert next door do we wanna go??
we got nothing going on so dad says sure & shay buys 2 tixs with her phone for the front row
anyways it's drake (who as a canadian across the border view spent a lotta time in detroit) & migos (the shockster realized he ****** up his career choices, he should've been a "hype" man who basically got no musical talent but amps up the crowd by yelling **** like "croc pot" or "drop top" while jumping up & down like a dumb azz)
there's a guy standing by us ready to go on stage next, shocks tells the guy he's the only guy in the arena whose more excited to hear t-grizzly (america's storyteller) than that loser drake!!...shay tells t-grizzly that's 100% true, that cal's monster class has always featured his music, t thinks this **** is funny as **** as we talk for maybe 5 minutes & fist bumps the MONSTER before he's introduced by drake as "detroit's greatest mother******" and runs on stage!!
https://instagr.am/p/DWCx6qzFtEZ important note: both max & michael played in the north florida afternoon high winds on a architecturally substandard (half a dozen holes restrict a driver off the tee box due to lakes or something dumb as ****) innisbrook copperhead course with a penal us open set up
michael kim (74, tied for 100th): michael hasn't missed 15 greens in regulation since he wuz 9 years old
max homa (78, tied for 131st): missing half the greens in regulation & only making 47 feet in putts no es bueno
Can someone tell me the highest ranking person at Cal Athletics who has an undergraduate degree from our #1 public university? I look up the Administration on the Cal website and I got Minnesota State, Mount Holyoke, Wingate, Arizona, Gettysburg, Vanderbilt, UNLV, Hampton, Oakwood, Notre Dame and San Diego (2). Incredible. I show that, perhaps, the highest ranking person is June Jackson, Executive Assistant to the AD. This seems crazy to me that not a single listed employee, other than June, has a personal connection. Football, specifically, has changed to Cal and Cal, but why can't the Administration reflect the same?
As a comparison, I went to national champion Indiana and their top four in Athletics went to IU, IU, IU and IU. _________________________________________________
in that shocky no longer reads any of the growls threads (other than the monster & just made the decision to walk away from the basketball boards too), this wuz sent to me by someone who bleeds blue & gold
this post is 1000% on point re: why the cal athletic department is such a colossal collection of **** ups who don't give 2 ***** re: football & basketball...kudos to Calfan92
real talk: it's gonna take berkeley grads like tosh, ron & rich to save cal athletics, andrew mcgraw for athletic director!!
yeah, ohkay, but sometimes i worry about folks constantly blowing their tops. like, just guessing, up there, reads like something a tad un-healthful? signed, bye-bye for now / till we (don't) meet again # FORE!
WARNING: future paleontologist (basically a t-rex expert) tyson ruffins got a scary as **** cali golden bear ROOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Shocky did you know that a few floors of the Campanile are used by paleontology faculty at Cal for storage? I was over at Davis in the mid 80's and was doing some research on some core samples which turned out to be stored there. I got one of my friends who was a paleo grad student to get me access and approval so I could collect the needed samples. As it was around noon on the day of my visit the bells were being played so I headed on up the few remaining flights of stairs to check out the action. After he finished his playing we chatted a bit and I explained why I was there. 40 years ago now, so maybe someone has taken over the space, but I kind of doubt it...
https://instagr.am/p/DWGAY44lNsh ^ this is wut lulu looks like when nohl leaves his stinky azz kansas city chiefs **** all over the floor & don't be a clean minimalist like shocky
california golden bears 72 santa clara broncos 68
ATTENDANCE: 665 (as reported by the santa clara athletic department)
yeah monsterloseurazz.com WINS yet another bet in predicting the abysmal mens & womens attendance in berkeley at a time the wnba valkyries averaged 18,046 fans per game in their inaugural season in the wildly supportive bay area basketball marketspace
https://instagr.am/p/DWFlECbCZ3E good luck to all the bears that participated in yesterday's pro day, unfortunately it's highly unlikely that any of them make a nfl roster as they lack the elite nfl SPEED metrics necessary to play at the next level with the exception of zeke who avoided contact/physical play last season (and wouldn't bring value as a nfl db playing on coverage units on special teams which is critical for borderline db prospects)
why wuz this class not developed as nfl talent??
first of all playing in the league is not a reality for 99%+ of high school prospects, those leaving berkeley without a degree are probably gonna be ****** when they're 30 years old...hopefully guys like masses will return to berkeley to finish their degrees
secondly, wilcox's staffs lacked coaches who played/coached in the nfl, the level of coaching wuz average at best (as also reflected by the results on the field)
and lastly the program (head coach) lacked the institutional will (which wuz never commented on by the "insiders") to terminate the employment of a FAILING s&c coach who wuz courageously battling cancer while bears didn't develop their bodies & SPEED for the next level (note: the monster is a huge fan of coach novak's strength thru motion concepts & is glad he made it outta lansing after all that happened)
Cal QB Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele throws a deep ball to WR Jacob De Jesus like old times on Pro Day in Berkeley.
https://instagr.am/p/DLKbMc6tYwb michael kim (69, tied for 59th): needing a birdie to have any chance of making the cut heading into the tough 427 yard uphill par 4 18th hole, michael smoked a 300+ yard draw down the center of the fairway, knocked a gap wedge underneath the hole & then with ice in his veins rolled in the clutch right to left curving putt, KAABBBOOOOMMM!!
max homa (74, missed cut): max, playing golf is sometimes kinda like changing poopy diapers, u get **** all over ur hands!!
EXCLUSUVE cal's monster class audio from last week's players championship:
https://instagr.am/p/DWARRXXjruE collin morikawa (groaning): wowza, my back really hurts and this is gonna mess up my gaming with kurt tonite...why the **** don't i got a yoga/meditation practice as instructed to do so by shocky??
caddie mark urbanek (walking away shaking his head & muttering under his breath): i dunno, maybe it's because your a dumb azz??
cal golf's dynamic duo true freshmen:
https://instagr.am/p/DWF8OaWDASs ^ real talk: these guys are built like a paper clip, both trevor & xihuan gotta start tracking their daily protein grams!!
cal is a golf school (and the only university on planet golf with a men's golf endowment LARGER than the football endowment)!!#
fascinating to see in practice how coach lup's developmental concept of multiple coaches (vs usually a single position coach) coaching up players works in the real world at memorial stadium
based upon this exciting revelation monsterloseurazz.com is lowering the bears losing point spread for the soon to be SOLD OUT uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026 from 23.5 to 23, do you got ur tix(s) for this EPIC battle??
michael kim (70, tied for 48th): michael is playing well (5 birdies on a us open penal setup) but blocked his tee ball on the par 4 9th hole & hooked his tee shot on the par 5 11th hole into hornet nests which kinda ****** up his total score but that's ok there's still enuf daylight on the palm coast for a grape transfusion or something from the cart girl1 (cg1)
the staff currently got 2 official visits scheduled for talented backs that are better known for their football skillz than their academics which also fits the profile of current early enrollee victor "premium" santino
the shockster's ideal bears rb1 is someone like fellow zony adam mohammed who combines nfl SPEED with a 3.5 gpa
tho considered a near lock to his dad's alma mater ucla coach lup is turning the recruiting battle for delasalle's 5'8" 180 lbs deuce jones-drew into a 2 school deal
yeah deuce got wheels & a 3.83 gpa and will be an early enrollee
https://instagr.am/p/DRIayBbEj7u the university of california, berkeley=the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD (ucla is a solid back up school for those denied admission to berkeley, stanford & the ivy league)
shocky's newly incorporated sports book betting site monsterloseurazz.com thinks the current asu leaders for this opening are madsen, glasser (went to asu & high school with harden) or new mexico's eric olen (who did miracles at uc san diego prior to albuquerque, he's also a finalist at boston college)
eleonora as the spokesperson for monsterloseurazz.com is now reporting that eric olen is a near lock to become the sun devils head coach...according to mr silverleaf sun angel eric olen (whose tritons beat the bears) went to elementary & junior high with asu's superstar athletic director graham rossini who got buy in from olen to try to finalize a deal to bring in glasser as an associate head coach to trigger the harden money to raise the total asu nil & revenue sharing for hoops to $10,000,000+ which is the # necessary to compete for a future big 12 championship (retaining 7'1" 230 lbs diop is the staff's #1 priority)...olen's lobos play a nit game tonite
this is a massive step forward for the asu hoops program & shocky has been graciously invited to be a guest on the floor next season and even asked if he got any interest in starting an asu monster class thread to impact recruiting & activate gameday attendance (along with his wildly successful doggy dog rescue facilities fundraising in the valley of the sun)
as for cal madsen (never got an actionable offer) strategically utilized his interviewing with asu & showing "significant interest" to leverage cal for more resources...and none of that would've evah happened without the monster publicizing the mad dog asu interview which wuz them repeated by twitter & the mainstream media
after an unexpected infusion of critically needed donor financial support eleonora on behalf of monsterloseurazz.com is now changing the house odds on favorite to be legendary (but also grumpy as ****) randy bennett as the next sun devils head coach!!
the 63 year old bennett (who graduated from westwood high school in mesa before uc san diego, parents still live in the desert) would coach for 3 years with a designated head coach in waiting with the #1 priority being resigning MONSTER center 7'1" 230 lbs massambra diop from senegal who got legit nba upside
bennet would primarily surround diop with his roster (14 of the 15 gaels still got eligibility including his son cade who grew up in moraga, the only senior is a back up center that averaged 4.8 ppg) from a 27-6 ncca tournament team!!
once again mark madsen never had an actionable offer from asu just like general knowlton never had an actionable offer from northwestern...cal & the "insiders" wuz just negotiating with themselves thx to shocky aka sun tzu, mark owes the shockster a brownie fudge sundae (no whip cream) with a glass of milk at fenton's this fall on a bears football gameday!!
the staff currently got 2 official visits scheduled for talented backs that are better known for their football skillz than their academics which also fits the profile of current early enrollee victor "premium" santino
the shockster's ideal bears rb1 is someone like fellow zony adam mohammed who combines nfl SPEED with a 3.5 gpa
tho considered a near lock to his dad's alma mater ucla coach lup is turning the recruiting battle for delasalle's 5'8" 180 lbs deuce jones-drew into a 2 school deal
Maurice Jones-Drew had the biggest thighs you could imagine for someone his height. I walked by him a few times on the field at the Rose Bowl vs Cal, and damn they were friggin tree trunks and he isn't tall. Made it way difficult to tackle him that's for sure.
Golden Bears Sam Sagapolu (on that Citrus Bowl team) and Steve Heaston (legendary Water Polo Player and Coach at Cal plus an Olympian) had the biggest calves I think I've ever seen. Both had tree trunk lower legs.
Maurice Jones-Drew had the biggest thighs you could imagine for someone his height. I walked by him a few times on the field at the Rose Bowl vs Cal, and damn they were friggin tree trunks and he isn't tall. Made it way difficult to tackle him that's for sure.
Golden Bears Sam Sagapolu (on that Citrus Bowl team) and Steve Heaston (legendary Water Polo Player and Coach at Cal plus an Olympian) had the biggest calves I think I've ever seen. Both had tree trunk lower legs.
sorry to intrude on S's bbs, but stumbled onto this semi-decent picture/artist's conception of the infamous Mr Jones-Drew > Th-th-th-th-that's All Folks!
as the monster wuz driving this week to his quarterly 30 minute visit with dr c he wuz thinking about the disappointing nfl metrics at pro day & also this season's underperforming undersized men's golf team (in the last tournament the well constructed workout obsessed sun devils at the asu papago facility smoked the field by 20 strokes in shooting an unreal 39 under par at lake merced)
https://instagr.am/p/DVulnl9jBMb the truth is that the days of undersized highly skilled athletes in professional sports are heading towards extinction, a 160 lb ben crenshaw winning pga tournaments via superior putting & a 170 lb joe montana throwing precision darts en route to multiple super bowl victories are in the rearview mirror...today's pro athletes in all sports are +1 athletic with SIZE & SPEED!!
when shocky started his modern yoga journey a decade ago with trusted mentors des (everybody loves des) & anton, he kinda reshaped his body and activated his core...the good news is that his waist size went from 34+ to 31 & he got great gut health thx to his daily 32 oz green juice which helps him poop like a race horse!!...the bad news is that his weight went from 175 lbs to 160 lbs & he's lost 25+ yards with his driver which no es bueno
yeah shocky needs to gain weight/build more muscle mass!!
dr c tole me his 36 year old son daniel (who is a career journeyman left handed middle relief pitcher, just signed by the boston red sox) attributes his career longevity to his vigilant workout routines/diet & that his motto is "more mass means more gas" (mph ball SPEED as measured by jugs is the most vital mlb metric for evaluating pitchers)...daniel is 5'10" & weighs 219 lbs, he plans to trim down to his "natural" weight of 180-185 lbs when he retires
just being skilled at a sport is NOT enough anymore, a golf buddy who is a sr executive with the phoenix cardinals tole me that evan weaver (who almost led the nation in tackles as an inside linebacker for the bears) wuz just a step slow which resulted him getting cut in his 1st season in the nfl...the organization actually tole evan (who never got his body right in berkeley like his teammate longtime nfl veteran jordan kunasyk, right doms??) that if he could build up his body to a defensive end stature with the same speed that he could try out again (with odds of being successful around 10,000 to 1)
look shocky got no idea if solomon williams is gonna be a 1st team all acc apex predator edge defender but the monster can share with you that solo got his body rite with a relentless no days off work ethic & there's a reason coach lup prioritized him as the 1st signed portal transfer of the 2026 class
https://instagr.am/p/DVUfDM2mTkK bottom line, if u just wanna chill & take the week off during spring break (and watch a ****ton of ncca tournament games) that's ur choice but keep in mind that somewhere someplace there's a bad azz whose working 24/7/365 to get incrementally better/stronger and that when u meet up in competition he's gonna kick ur ******* azz & get PAID at the next level while ur bleeding out & wondering wut the **** just happened
the staff currently got 2 official visits scheduled for talented backs that are better known for their football skillz than their academics which also fits the profile of current early enrollee victor "premium" santino
the shockster's ideal bears rb1 is someone like fellow zony adam mohammed who combines nfl SPEED with a 3.5 gpa
tho considered a near lock to his dad's alma mater ucla coach lup is turning the recruiting battle for delasalle's 5'8" 180 lbs deuce jones-drew into a 2 school deal
Maurice Jones-Drew had the biggest thighs you could imagine for someone his height. I walked by him a few times on the field at the Rose Bowl vs Cal, and damn they were friggin tree trunks and he isn't tall. Made it way difficult to tackle him that's for sure.
Golden Bears Sam Sagapolu (on that Citrus Bowl team) and Steve Heaston (legendary Water Polo Player and Coach at Cal plus an Olympian) had the biggest calves I think I've ever seen. Both had tree trunk lower legs.
I was in the stands at the Rose Bowl for that Cal vs. UCLA game. Difficult to tackle is an understatement, MJD returned two punts for touchdowns and basically was the difference in the game. I just drove up at game time and got a ticket from a scalper, so ended up sitting amongst a sea of UCLA fans, who were funny and polite for the most part.
https://instagr.am/p/B1jTGCmIhlB michael kim (69, tied for 30th): exhibiting remarkable fortitude/resilience (would not fold when **** literally went sideways) our cali golden bear hustled/scrambled his way to a strong finish despite missing an unreal 40 greens in regulation (last in the field of the 74 players to make the cut)
michael, the brutal florida swing is over & ur in a great place mentally (thx to ur being raised by a tiger moms too) to grind it out in the majors starting with the masters next month at augusta national which favors the half a dozen guys in the tournament that predominantly draw the ball & that can putt lights out like you
yeah eleonora makes golf look easy but we both know that's not true at all, rest easy brah!!
career best MONSTER game by dominant 6'6" sakima walker (28 points, 16 boards & 4 assists on kickouts to shooters) along with emerging true freshie taylor barnes (17 points on a lethal 5 of 8 three pointers with ZERO turnovers) & another australian great barrier reef shooting performance by the limitlessly marketable lulu "let it fly" twidale (17 points on 4 of 10 three pointers and 6 boards & an unselfish 5 assists)!!
the bears next game on thursday evening against columbia should be marketed as the NATIONAL COLLEGIATE HIGH GPA CHAMPIONSHIP GAME with every bay area ivy league alumni group invited to the festivities
chancellor lyons, ur unlikeable co athletic directors jay & jenny have failed to grow the wbb fanbase this season despite last season's ncca tournament team & the national trend that women's basketball is the FASTEST growing sport in the united states...does anybody in ur athletic department gotta a relationship with the wnba valkyries that could coordinate a ticket solicitation email to their fanbase (averaged 18,046 at the chase center this season) inviting them to experience california golden bears women's basketball vs columbia for 5 bucks a ticket??
https://instagr.am/p/DP1mV1VEZ0O the MAGIC of cal basketball (should not be ruined by non berkeley grads jay & jenny)# ^ it's possible both baseball (0-6 in conference) & softball (1-8) will finish LAST in the acc this season
real talk: nobody in the cal athletic ticket office/marketing department (the downside of hiring non berkeley grads that don't give 2 *****) including their "leaders" jay & jenny are working on a sunday nite, ZERO details re: the men's wednesday game & women's thursday games
monsterloseurazz.com is predicting a real (vs the fake announced numbers) crowd of less than 2000 for the men's & 1000 for the women's games unless FREE tickets are given to all attendees
california golden bears 91 uic flames 73 ^ honestly had never heard of this school before this game, are they in the same conference as cal rugby's arch rival life university??
CONGRATS to coach madsen on the 22nd win of the season!!
Cal HC Mark Madsen is rightfully upset after the refs missed TT Carr being pulled down by a UIC player. pic.twitter.com/zGl4jCReeG
ATTENDANCE: 1258 ^ keep in mind this # includes players, coaches/staff, spirit teams, referees, opposing team fans, any media, security, concessionaires, my guys roxy & theo, chancellor lyons, etc which means there wuz probably a couple of hundred bears fans at this postseason game
just a friendly reminder that monsterloseurazz.com is NOT issuing any refunds, please bet more responsibly (don't be a dumb azz) in the future & if u got a sports book gambling problem ur just kinda financially ******
just another jay & jenny marketing **** up (in conjunction with the non inclusive/welcoming "insiders")#
st joesph hawks 76 california golden bears 75
.@SJUHawks_MBB has come alllllll the way back and now leads!
full transparency: shocky did not watch the game because:
1) his rescue doggy dogs wanted a beautiful evening hike up the mountain after dad watched the exciting women's hoops game 2) the monster had a ****ton of emails that needed responses 3) shocky knows literally nothing about any of the bears other than justin's dad (pippen) is rich as **** & that tt also graduated from stinson beach high schoo just like me & jared goff
ATTENDANCE: 1657 (according to the st joe website, the cal ad is not releasing this info at this time)
it should be obvious/common sense now with the absolute decimation of the fanbase (almost 10,700+ average at the height of the obnoxious but inclusive cal's monster class era) that tryna market the hoops program as a premium exclusive (and rapidly aging out) member's club (with zero public recruiting energy) is NOT working in today's 6 second attention span market economy
and yeah jay & jenny (with tacit approval from chancellor lyons) not offering FREE tixs for gamedays to all berkeley students wuz just dumb as ****
ron & tosh, r u gonna make the same mistake re: this fall's 7 home games at memorial stadium??
andrew mcgraw for athletic director & theo robertson for basketball general manager!!#
