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9:13a, 1/4/26
high upside but frequently injured ryan mcculloch to ucla

fun fact: vic so'oto (the king of cut undrafted free agents) is 38 years old & has never developed a backer that got drafted by the NFL but maybe ryan will be the first??!!

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9:43a, 1/4/26
Shocks! Happy New Year. Hopefully your new year is filled with yoga, ponytails, & some transfer portal love. Who are some of your top targets and/or positions of need for next year?
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9:44a, 1/4/26
I really hope Cade and Luke reconsider and decide to stay. They were such a dynamic duo.
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10:42a, 1/4/26
jb, shocks is looking forward to:

1) finishing the 2025 golf magazine world top 100 list at the insanely private childress hall gil hanse designed course southwest of houston in the middle of nowhere this spring & then celebrate afterward at buc-ee's with a bbq brisket sandwich, a tasty marble fudge slab & premium 91 for the helicopter...yeah it's not exactly st lucia (sigh)

2) get some ink on my ankle (the monster is scared of needles) & learn how to do a handstand in order to become a certified substitute teacher at modern yoga & the pelican hills t-rex yoga studio and work part time at erewhon for the employee discount or something

3) celebrate the exodus of multiple high gpa ducks particularly on defense (keep an eye on the defensive back room) as rehabilitated bears via the transfer portal after the cfb playoffs...we gotta get eligibility for jacob de jesus, sign 1 or 2 IMPACT offensive tackles & figure out the 2 deep in the linebacking room during 2026 spring ball

4) stop tryna communicate with a curvy brunette yoga female from roma in sorry azz spanish instead of just learning fluent smooth as **** italian...ringazio amico

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wut's ur 2026 goals??
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:51a, 1/4/26
Shocky1 said:
jb, shocks is looking forward to:

1) finishing the golf magazine world top 100 list at the insanely private childress hall gil hanse designed course southwest of houston in the middle of nowhere this spring & then celebrate afterward at buc-ee's with a bbq brisket sandwich, a tasty marble fudge slab & premium 91 for the helicopter...yeah it's not exactly st lucia (sigh)

2) get some ink on my ankle (the monster is scared of needles) & learn how to do a handstand in order to become a certified substitute teacher at modern yoga & the pelican hills t-rex yoga studio and work part time at erewhon for the employee discount or something

3) celebrate the exodus of multiple high gpa ducks particularly on defense (keep an eye on the defensive back room) as rehabilitated bears via the transfer portal after the cfb playoffs...we gotta sign jackson harris, 1 or 2 IMPACT offensive tackles & figure out the 2 deep in the linebacking room during 2026 spring ball

4) stop tryna communicate with a curvy brunette yoga female from roma in sorry azz spanish instead of just learning fluent smooth as **** italian

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wut's ur 2026 goals??


Harris committed to LSU.
His asking price was not realistic.
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10:53a, 1/4/26
ay caramba alky, no es bueno...the monster had heard that harris sat by cherrington at the basketball game last tuesday nite tryna work a deal

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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:21a, 1/4/26
Shocky1 said:
cal transfer portal recruiting update:


the nation's top rated (in the transfer portal) BLOCKING in the run game left tackle connecticut transfer mountain man 6'7" 335 lbs road grader ben murawski from st thomas more high school in oakdale connecticut is gonna take an official trip to berkeley (currently on a visit to ****hole lansing & also planning to check out ucf & ****hole oklahoma state) & meet with with new tackles coach viane talamaivao...ben only got 1 year of eligibility remaining & gotta develop his pass blocking skillz in order to hear his name called in the 2027 nfl draft

yeah the bears tackles didn't really block anybody in the run game (there wuz improvement in pass pro) during the 2025 season, rb1 kendrick raphael is gonna luv the new look cal's monster offensive line!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those tired of freezing their azzs off & wanna live in cali for an adventure with all those high waisty shorts on them curvy brunette yoga females)


Murawski committed to MSU today.

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1:09p, 1/4/26
6956, in high school recruiting it's most advantageous to have the last official visit to try to close the deal before signing day, however in the 14 day speed dating transfer portal window the sooner a prospect is on campus the better (there may not be a tomorrow)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:18p, 1/4/26
Shocky1 said:
6956, in high school recruiting it's most advantageous to have the last official visit to try to close the deal before signing day, however in the 14 day speed dating transfer portal window the sooner a prospect is on campus the better (there may not be a tomorrow)

Agree. Which is why Cal sitting at zero for the weekend so far is not good.
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1:29p, 1/4/26

north carolina state wolfpack 71
california golden bears 60

in the 1st half a wolfpack player throws a ball outta bounds, their head coach screams at her for a full 45 seconds with hand gesticulations while getting red faced & looking kinda like he's having an aneurysm or something...nc state had 6 turnovers in the game,it's clear that the message is that wasted possessions are unacceptable in the pack program

on the other side of the court the bears (9-7) commit 20 turnovers (the majority of them unforced, just poor passing fundamentals, moving screens, etc) with coach smith & her staff literally not saying anything or turning them into teaching moments...cal wbb has INSTITUTIONALIZED turnovers, giving an opponent an extra 10+ more possessions is no big deal which is why this team might lose every acc game this season

still no naya or saikma on the court at the same time playing zone defense which resulted in the majority of the wolfpack points being mostly uncontested shots from around the bucket...it's just a flawed playing rotation with lulu & taylor playing a fatigued 40 minutes while the remarkably underutilized naya ojuwku played only 21 minutes but still managed to score 14 points on 7 of 8 field goals

yeah this is really bad coaching but a chancellor lyons enabled co athletic director worthless bureaucrat jennifer simon-o'neil extended charmin until 2030 after last season despite no credible job offers elsewhere among the power conferences

amateur hour coaching in berkeley (these players deserve better)#
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1:43p, 1/4/26

honest feedback: this is a weird as **** KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOM

back to the drawing board (why wuz the classic nyc bear with a crown retired??)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:52p, 1/4/26
Shocky1 said:

player compensation:

pro sports teams (shocky got organizations as current clients) with salary cap restrictions along with probably all power 4 conference football programs including cal allocate payments & in the case of college fb nil payments upon a defined salary structure table that differentiates the annual compensation on a sliding scale for rb1, te3, olb2, etc

so evaluating personnel accurately is really important with internal scouting critical for the retention of key players

challenges arise when a player views themself as a left tackle1 like nick morrow based upon starting multiple games & playing a lotta snaps but when the staff evaluates the player determines their overall play wuz usually mediocre at best for one of the worst rushing teams in college football...and so then the player has the ability to test their market worth as a perceived lt1 in the free markekplace aka the transfer portal

doms is clearly a cheerleader/flower designer1!!

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^ great ponytail on foto #16 plus some creative art/cooking & happy doggy dog fotos too!!

got it??

cal portal entry:

right tackle braden miller to the transfer portal, gonna test his market worth as a perceived rt1 in the free marketplace

shocky is pretty upset with modern yoga, not only do they not recycle (which is unacceptable to a major sierra club donor/supporter) but the monster has been evaluated as a substitute yoga teacher17

syt17, got it??

**** me
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2:07p, 1/4/26
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why the nfl scores matter today??

the monster could not give 2 ***** re: any nfl games but the atlanta falcons 19-17 birds of prey victory over the new orleans saints means that the tampa bay buccaneers are not gonna be in next week's nfl playoffs so california golden bears offensive coordinator jordan somerville should be on a plane from florida to cali right now to get directly involved with transfer portal recruiting & official visits

and the minnesota vikings 16-3 empire building victory over the green bay packers is not gonna change the vikings already being eliminated from the nfl playoffs so the bears defensive coordinator michael hutchings should be on a plane right now from the land of 100,000 lake & mosquitoes to cali right now to get directly involved with the bears linebacking room

got it??

buckle up, baby (underwear iz for losers)!!#
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2:46p, 1/4/26
cal transfer portal recruiting update:


who wants to catch dimes from jks??#
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2:59p, 1/4/26
cal transfer portal recruiting update:

louisiana transfer monster offensive tackle 6'7" 335 lbs bryant williams from lake charles louisiana is gonna officially visit berkeley, he got 1 year of remaining eligibility & is currently on a trip to florida state with other visits scheduled to northwestern & south carolina

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the cajun bayou)
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4:03p, 1/4/26

KAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!


WELCOME to berkeley +1 athletic (can dunk a basketball) ready to rumble apex predator edge defender 6'2" 250 lbs solomon williams to the cal football program!!


solomon went to carrollwood day high school in tampa florida as a 4 star (and had a relationship with tosh) before heading to texas a&m, he got 3 years of eligibility remaining in berkeley to knock the **** outta qb1s & rb1s in the acc


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4:30p, 1/4/26

shocky luvs this hard working true student athlete with exceptional tight end receiving skillz & also his bearents plus 37 family & friends that are in attendance on cal football gamedays

go be great, mason (with academic & athletic ambition)!!#
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5:12p, 1/4/26
Great news regarding both the addition of Solomon and retaining Mason! Let's keep the momentum going!
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5:44p, 1/4/26

days of our life in berkeley (when's happy hour??)#
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5:49p, 1/4/26

dw will play a lotta snaps this fall!!#
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real talk: z could win the 2026 ncca individual stroke play championship at the omni legoland resort with shocky coaching him up if wilson & ireland stay outta the way!!

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9:27p, 1/4/26


current bears in the transfer portal:

rino monteforte
jordan spasojevic-moko
jacob houseworth
landon morris
kendrick raphael
braden miller
cade uluave
daz james
ryan mcculloch (ucla)
kaden cook
eze osundu
daveion harley
harrison taggart
abram murray
belay brummel
ike okafor
cam sidney
lajuan owens
luke ferrelli (clemson)
nate burrell (withdrawn)
devin brown
brandon high jr
tj bush
nick morrow
michael kern
leon bell
ej caminong
curlee thomas
buom jock



young, dumb & broke (at age 30)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna do the hard work, this **** is NOT easy)

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9:48p, 1/4/26

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

dorian thomas, tight end (3.6 gpa)
adam mohammed, running back (3.5 gpa)
kingston lopa, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
ian strong, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jacob arop, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
solomon williams, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
niles davis, athlete (3.71 gpa)
daniel mcmorris, offensive tackle (3.8 gpa)
kai meza, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ernest nunley, corner/nickel (3.25 gpa)
tyree "reekus" sams, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
kamo'i huihui-white, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
nainoa lopes, quarterback (3.57 gpa)
kingston "lucky" schirmer, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
esaiah wong, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
frank fauna jr, defensive lineman (4.0 gpa)
emmanuel "ej" morgan, wide receiver/kick returner (4.3 gpa)
taimane purcell, tight end (3.9 gpa)
nemyah telona, defensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
victor santino, running back (3.0+ gpa)
elisha faamatuainu, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)

2025 class (all former walk ons are now on schollys, CONGRATS!!):

aaron hampton, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jordan king, wide receiver (4.38 gpa)
alonzo esparza, quarterback (4.0 gpa)
belay brummell, quarterback (3.95 gpa)
carson perry-smith, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
jayden parker, running back (4.16 gpa)
isaac torres, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
mayze bryant, defensive back (3.5 gpa)
jordan franke, longsnapper (3.81 gpa)
dean taylor-chapman, running back (4.0 gpa)
tobey weydemuller, defensive back (3.92 gpa)
jude mclellan, outside linebacker (3.9 gpa)
nate escalada, defensive back (4.23 gpa)
michael cooley, outside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
ewan arechaederra, longsnapper (3.6 gpa)
lucas vanderlind, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
bj jones, inside linebacker (3.55 gpa)
sam bjerke, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
cole bosica, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
myles reber, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jeffrey johnson, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jack olyphant, tight end (3.72 gpa)
rj stephens, defensive lineman (3.77 gpa)
dru polidore jr, safety (3.75 gpa)
michael kern, punter (3.4 gpa)
landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" austin, corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (2.6 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (2.95 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (2.75 gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.7 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.7 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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5:52a, 1/5/26
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2026 transfer portal window:

per the above 2 in & out summary posts after the opening 3 day weekend of the january 2nd thru the 16th of the 2026 transfer portal window the cal football program is ahead in the talent acquisition vs departing game with ironically the commitment playing the same position (edge defender) as the departee

+1 athletic with SPEED solomon williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>talented but frequently injured ryan mcculloch



buckle up, baby#
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6:06a, 1/5/26
cal transfer portal recruiting window:


washington transfer (started 4 games/played in all 13 games as a redshirt freshman for the huskies last season) center 6'5" 310 lbs zachary henning from grandview high school in centennial colorado would be a 2026 spring ball starter in berkeley...henning took an official visit to tempe this weekend & is driving down the i-10 to tuscon today

a problem last season for the not outwardly fired up cal's monster offensive line wuz that outside of moko it wuz not very vocal (shocky closed observed the oddly reticent bears pregame warm ups from the field on multiple gamedays), zachary gotta lotta leadership qualities


championship football starts with a dominating o-line that got ATTITUDE!!#
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9:13a, 1/5/26

2026 cal football opponent update:

arguably the top tackle in the acc in 2025, lt1 jaccarius peak considered declaring for the nfl draft but is gonna transfer from north carolina state, this departure will impact the bears roadie to raleigh this fall

wolfpack wr1 terrell anderson committed to usc

wolfpack rb1 hollywood smothers committed to alabama
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10:18a, 1/5/26

this is NOT the engage but don't attack play ur fit bend but don't break defense!!#
^ this is best exemplified by the final defense play of the 2025 season: the feckless co defensive coordinators did not send the dogs of hell blitzing hawaii's qb2 (presumably inexperienced in dealing with rush packages) when he came into the game cold off the bench with zero timeouts when a sack or interception would've won the game for the bears, instead they dialed up some passive weird azz prevent d which allowed the bows to make the winning touchdown pass reception in the end zone

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of of the bearinsider.com
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11:34a, 1/5/26
When will we find out JDJ's status?
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11:45a, 1/5/26
https://instagr.am/p/DRLPoBaDNG_
forcey, the 1st day of instruction for the spring academic calendar in berkeley is january 20th

is the ncca gonna keep the jdj (and mimi) connection to jks open for biz or break up the band??#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:49a, 1/5/26
Shocky1 said:
cal transfer portal recruiting update:

6'6" 300 lbs +1 athletic offensive tackle south dakota transfer jakop arop (pronounced uh-rope) from bellevue west high school in south omaha nebraska is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend...arop is relatively new to football with 3 years of remaining eligibility & his best football with a huge upside is all in front of him!!

https://instagr.am/p/DR737Pnj-jY
jakop got extroverted positive energy (something that wuz lacking in this year's o-line room other than moko) & got the ability to play in space due to his basketball agility


the following is the monster analysis of the 2025 bears offensive tackles:

frederick williams: also +1 athletic but mostly overwhelmed as a tackle but for unknown reasons showed a much higher **** u up motor as a tight end in the smu game...this trait/attitude needs to be developed as a potential starting tackle

braden miller (in the transfer portal): the highest fb iq in the room, miller unselfishly flipped to starting at right tackle even tho his most natural position is probably in the interior...hard worker who wants to be great, wish braden wuz more vocal

nick morrow (in the transfer portal): played a lotta snaps as a starting left tackle but honestly the results on the field wuz mediocre at best...lacks strength for his size & like the entire o-line seldom made blocks in the 2nd level for one of the worst rushing teams in college football

leon bell (in the transfer portal): despite nfl size & chiseled features, bell wuz beyond breaking bad with slow feet & a near non existent motor

yeah jacob arop is a huge unforgettable priority for cal's monster offensive line!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the beautiful people of sudan)


KAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:14p, 1/5/26
Shocky1 said:
cal transfer portal recruiting update:

https://instagr.am/p/DRfK87JERDK
fcs freshman all american houston christian transfer 5'9" 175 lbs running back xai'shaun edwards from league city texas is gonna visit berkeley on january 8th (along with missouri on january 5th)

with grandpa rooting him on xai'shaun rushed for 1019 yards for the huskies in 2025 & got 3 years of remaining eligibility

https://instagr.am/p/DPNV2kJjVbc
plus xai'shaun is a big fan of stitch!!

https://instagr.am/p/DPKyq_NjYxE
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (just ask lilo)


wheels up with the fam!!#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:33p, 1/5/26
Is Famika (to be co-OL with Viane) and Jason Novak being retained? OL was rough this last season, but thought it improved some over 2024 (also a good recruiter). IMO, we had less injury issues with Novak than recent prior years...
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5:50p, 1/5/26
bevans, famika is coming around to sharing co offensive line responsibilities with viane but it's been a little bit of a bumpy path which is understandable...watching from the field anae in pre game warm ups shocky can tell u that he's an intense/vocal warrior but his o-line didn't match his energy/passion other than moko, the vast majority of the 2025 trench workers had personalities more along the lines of wilcox which is not the hair on fire personalities that tosh is recruiting on a go forward basis at all positions (ok maybe not in the kicking game)

generally speaking the assistant coaches & staff position contracts run on an annual basis until early spring so lupoi got time/an opportunity to observe the current s&c program in person on a daily basis once the transfer portal window closes down (remember the january 16th entry day could be extended for prospective ducks if oregon advances to the championship game)...and make no mistake about it the expectations are high, the oregon s&c program is no ******* joke!!

the monster is a huge FAN of coach novak & his staff and the body transformations that took place during last summer...but the bears wuz still physically overmatched (gassed in the 4th quarter at virginia tech) in several games due to the years of FAILED negligence which shocky has detailed as the #1 issue holding back the fb program...basically wilcox refused to address a failing s&c program with no accountable metrics because the prior s&c coach brian johnson wuz bravely battling cancer (which he ultimately won)

yeah shocks is really glad that novak made it outta lansing after all that happened

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6:21p, 1/5/26

luv this guy, a true california golden bear with academic ambition!!

nate is gonna compete with everything he got on the d-line this fall as part of lupoi's 2-2-2-5 defensive scheme which ATTACKS (no more bull**** bend but don't break schemes in berkeley)

the above transfer portal list will be edited to reflect burrell's decision
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:49p, 1/5/26
Shocky1 said:
cal transfer portal recruiting update:


who wants to catch dimes from jks??#

https://instagr.am/p/DTJrVNNFNF3
KAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME well constructed 6'3" 211 lbs wideout with SPEED from coram new york (trust me the roadie to syracuse this fall is already circled on the calendar) ian strong who is gonna improve his NFL draft stock during his final year of college eligibility getting coached up by an experienced NFL wide receiver coach & getting dimes thrown to him by a humble faith based lefty qb (the top returning qb1 in college football) from ewa beach

the ELITE wideout is bringing experience catching 95 balls for 1483 yards & 10 touchdowns in the big 10 to berkeley, huge get for the bears signing a wr1!!


after the cefalo era of stone hands/dropped balls, check out this one handed grab from 2022


yeah ian is NOT a dumb azz (like the bears that eventually go thru with throwing away berkeley degrees & end up ****** at age 30), strong wuz on the 2025 all big 10 academic team & also achieved a 3.75 gpa at st anthony high school

https://instagr.am/p/DQ0QSH8jWPo
real talk: the bros of wall street (managing directors get MINTED) are from berkeley, stanford & the ivy league


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