cal's monster offensive line

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https://instagr.am/p/-Dgtl7rRLq
message to today's football stars:

ur day in the sun is now but do u evah talk to those that u don't already know at school or quietly ask ur fellow student whose sitting alone with tears in their eyes if everything is ok??

people are not gonna remember u for the **** u did on the football field, they're gonna remember how u made them feel

both good and bad, no cap


and there's gonna be a lotta guys nationwide who believed the lies of commission driven agents & desperate coaches who tole them there wuz gonna be bags of money for them in the transfer portal only to find out that there's no schollys available for them anywhere including their old schools...at that point they gonna be just another ******* uneducated dumb azz moving the clouds on the loading docks at restoration hardware

yeah those of u with high gpas might have an opportunity to earn a berkeley, stanford or ivy league degree that will help u build generational wealth in a fiercely competitive global economy that with the growth of ai technology is widening the gap between the poor & the rich

r u gonna use football & earn an ELITE degree or is football gonna use u with the nil money all spent by the time ur 30 years old with no legit career path??

and more importantly, r u a kind person that would make ur moms smile with the way u extend urself to others particularly those who might be occupying a dark space??



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message to today's football stars:

the 1st day of classes in berkeley is next tuesday january 20th, r u gonna reach out to those that might not be in a good mental space (and this includes all living creatures including animals) or r u gonna just walk around campus with ur beats on (not ur ******* problem)??

mental health is real (and u can be part of the solution to help those experiencing depression/alienation, a hug from u might help save a life)#
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I didn't know JDJ was trying to get another year. We Bears have a lot attorneys, including myself, who would be willing to put some pro bono time in and go for a TRO like Diego Pavia. He was granted the TRO (temporary restraining order) to stop the NCAA from counting his junior college years against the cap...
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that's awesome bevans ur willing to offer ur legal expertise for FREE, would suggest u send a private message at this site to ur fellow legal bear kevin lennedy aka sebastopol bear

it's possible that former college of san mateo standout ja'ir smith might also be interested in another year of eligibility
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Shocky1 said:

cal/oregon transfer portal recruiting update:

https://instagr.am/p/C4jUbRFP3xK
^ observe carefully & notice wut school #10 is staring at thru divine intervention

wut up cooper, did u know that all 3 of my kids graduated too from notre dame prep in north scottsdale??

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don't be a dumb azz (never call sister yolanda "shorty" and/or order the 30 day old deep fried barracuda at mastro's)#


KAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
^ r there firework tonite at westworld or something??

fun fact: cooper is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 4.1 gpa at ndp!!

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go saints!!#
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oregon/college of san mateo transfer cornerback sione laulea to missouri
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cal transfer portal recruiting update:


physical ball state grad transfer (with 1 year of remaining eligibility) safety 6' 201 lbs michael gravely jr from cleveland just took an official visit to berkeley


michael is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.12 gpa back in the day at glenville high school back in the day before his long & winding road journey took him to ball state, western michigan, college of dupage & michigan state outta high school...yeah his academic transcripts take up 3 boxes

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (for the next mayor of cleveland)




the underdogs on top (in cali)#
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2026 polynesian bowl:



3.57 gpa qb1 of the future#

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

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KAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME minnesota (previously washington) transfer interior road grading offensive lineman 6'5" 340 lbs kahlee tafai from leuzinger high school in inglewood to the #1 public university in the world!!...the time is NOW for kahlee to head to berkeley, he's got the monster's vote/support as a future mayor of the city of los angeles


yeah inglewood is a tuff place to grow up, my friend becky g got relentlessly bullied in high school which resulted in her finishing with home schooling but that has not stopped her from become a loving amazing role model as a positive social activist for kindness & tolerance to her 36,000,000+ gram followers

https://instagr.am/p/BK1PpkdD858
kahlee wuz academically sliding along in high school with a sub 3.0 gpa when the lights went on in this truly remarkable young man, tafai worked his azz in the classrooms his senior year to get a respectable 3.15 gpa...then in college tafai's continued his relentless academic ambition making the 2024 big 10 all academic team!!

yeah tafai started at the bottom & now he's here in berkeley, CONGRATS!!

ambition is priceless & it's something in ur veins (limitless mentally painting pictures that be ur vision)#



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including inglewood)
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this is cal football#
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KAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!


WELCOME critically important expeirenced versatile interior offensive lineman ball state (previously at fiu) 6'2" 313 lbs ashton rivera from cape coral high school in florida...rivera got 2 years of eligibility


ashton is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa

cal's monster offensive line (will actually knock the **** outta opponents in 2026!!)#
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https://instagr.am/p/DTeTA5FiVUT
pro tip: when carrying ur bag up the fairway of the short par 4 18th hole at the olympic club lake, try walking on the ******* walking path & not the rough, got it??



this **** is NOT that complicated#

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Good crowd at Haas tonight.
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^ agreed that duke fans showed out in large numbers (just like the north carolina fans will buy tixs for this saturday's acc battle transforming haas into a west coast home game), it's a shame that the co athletic director ****tards jay & jenny did not financially maximize revenues by charging surge demand pricing with significantly higher pricing for tixs in the same way stanford did with the 2025 football big game in palo alto...that's just biz 101 but these 2 clowns (neither is a berkeley grad) don't get it...since neither of them got social media maybe chancellor lyons will provide an update re: the status of the fundraising for the critically needed from a recruiting/player development dedicated basketball practice facility for both the men's & women's programs??

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Shocky1 said:

https://instagr.am/p/DTeTA5FiVUT
pro tip: when carrying ur bag up the fairway of the short par 4 18th hole at the olympic club lake, try walking on the ******* walking path & not the rough, got it??



this **** is NOT that complicated#

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of of the bearinsider.com


Did that walk many times before I was 21. Now I'm pretty sure I could only play that one hole carrying my bag. I admit, I consider carrying my bag to the driving range my rucking session for the day.
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cal/oregon transfer portal recruiting update:


the staff is targeting multiple duck defenders for saturday/weekend official visits including ELITE defensive tackle 6'5" 330 lbs terrance "mean" green from cypress woods high school in texas


in coach darrion daniels we trust#
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Glad to see we retained future Cal HC, Mike Saffell.

https://calbears.com/news/2026/1/15/football-several-retained-on-lupois-coaching-staff.aspx
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Was tosh DLine coach under Gregory when Tedford was HC? Now Gregory reports to Tosh.
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syracuse orange 90
california golden bears 87

do the bears (10-9, 1-5 in acc competition) start the team's best player naya ojuwku??

of course not, coach charmin smith is both predictable & non innovative


naya gotta innate off the charts basketball iq with respects to understanding angles & positioning herself for scoring opportunities, in a coach imposed limited minutes ojuwku scored a team high 25 POINTS on an efficient 9 of 18 field goals playing with relentless ENERGY!!


it's incomprehensible & mind boggling that naya is not playing 35+ minutes per game, this overtime loss can be attributed to ojuwku sitting on the bench for 20 minutes while defensive standout lola donez played 43 minutes with zero points

the difference between winning and losing is a fine margin, not playing naya and sakima both 35+ is the deal breaker

bottom line, the head coach is a career 30-73 conference record coach, smith wuz remarkably extended by worthless bureaucrat jennifer simon-o'neil thru 2029 (both employees are paid just south of $500,000 annually)

this is cal women's basketball (wonderful students athletes with amateur hour coaching/administration)#

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cam, 100% excited too that tosh (in consultation with rolo & rivera) is retaining future head coach in training mike saffell & also s&c coach jason novak who made it outta lansing after all that happened

also congrats to famika anae, bob gregory, keith heyward, jeff mcdaniels & sione ta'ufo'pi on remaining along with the addition of berkeley grad geoff mcarthur to the bears staff heading into wildly anticipated 2026 spring ball 15 practices (the monster is most interested in the development of the linebacking room/starters/playing rotation)



on 10 paws we stood tall (after the IMPACT statements in berkeley)#
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KAAABBBABAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!

big time +1 athletic georgia transfer cornerback 6'3" 195 lbs daniel harris from gulliver prep in miami started in the sec championship game & got the length and SPEED to win one of the open cb starting positions this spring!!

yeah daniel will **** you up with physicality, BOOM!!...facts: last season bear's dbs played a lotta flag football, that **** is over

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the university of california, berkeley=home of the TAKERS who get PAID in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
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2026 pga tournament at waialae country club: 1st round update

https://instagr.am/p/C8DmJGXNRyC
michael kim (67, tied for 29th): fabulous putting/scrambling round scoring despite missing 10 outta 14 fairways in regulation!!...michael is gonna win on the pga tour this season, he's currently ranked #37 in the world & is a legit us president's cup candidate for this september's matches to be contested at medinah in the windy city

collin morikawa (72, 103rd): looks great physically & has added SPEED to his driver (hit 12 outta 14 fairways today) en route to 4 birdies but his putting woes continue...collin still refuses to include his caddie in the greens reading & that resulted in his chronic non putterhead releasing misses to the right with an open putter face/tentative stroke

2026 polynesian bowl:



3.9 gpa te1 of the future#



cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island
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2026 defensive back commit ernest nunley has been granted his release from his cal letter of intent, would not be surprised if nunley follows terrence brown to boise state & it's worthless blue turf diploma...it's sad when young men don't got parents/mentors that can advise them on how the real world works in building generational wealth but good luck (he's gonna need it) to ernest

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bluehenbear said:

Was tosh DLine coach under Gregory when Tedford was HC? Now Gregory reports to Tosh.


tosh knows almost everybody (unlike our last head coach)!!#
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Shocky1 said:

cal football head coach announcement update:

the big delay is due to ron being flummoxed tryna give rolo a title that makes him happy, the current working agreed upon job description is tentatively "Associate Head Coach/QB Guru/Mauna Kea King of Volcanoes & Director of Driving Range Services at Indian Valley" or some stupid **** like that

https://instagr.am/p/DE6L5ztpIto

rolovich job title update:


not gonna lie, rolo would NOT have been shocky's 1st choice for an assistant head coach1 or cbyf1 or something

https://instagr.am/p/CdgZWh6raQE
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Shocky1 said:

https://instagr.am/p/-Dgtl7rRLq
message to today's football stars:

ur day in the sun is now but do u evah talk to those that u don't already know at school or quietly ask ur fellow student whose sitting alone with tears in their eyes if everything is ok??

people are not gonna remember u for the **** u did on the football field, they're gonna remember how u made them feel

both good and bad, no cap


and there's gonna be a lotta guys nationwide who believed the lies of commission driven agents & desperate coaches who tole them there wuz gonna be bags of money for them in the transfer portal only to find out that there's no schollys available for them anywhere including their old schools...at that point they gonna be just another ******* uneducated dumb azz moving the clouds on the loading docks at restoration hardware

yeah those of u with high gpas might have an opportunity to earn a berkeley, stanford or ivy league degree that will help u build generational wealth in a fiercely competitive global economy that with the growth of ai technology is widening the gap between the poor & the rich

r u gonna use football & earn an ELITE degree or is football gonna use u with the nil money all spent by the time ur 30 years old with no legit career path??

and more importantly, r u a kind person that would make ur moms smile with the way u extend urself to others particularly those who might be occupying a dark space??



https://instagr.am/p/DRLRgfIDJEt

https://instagr.am/p/DJIWwJmynHF
message to today's football stars:

the 1st day of classes in berkeley is next tuesday january 20th, r u gonna reach out to those that might not be in a good mental space (and this includes all living creatures including animals) or r u gonna just walk around campus with ur beats on (not ur ******* problem)??

mental health is real (and u can be part of the solution to help those experiencing depression/alienation, a hug from u might help save a life)#


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DEADLINE: players nationwide have until midnight tonite to enter the 2026 transfer portal

yeah the opportunity for dumb azzs to throw away berkeley, stanford & ivy league degrees for delusional nfl dreams expires at the stroke of the clock at 12:00 am, then that window is gonzo forever kinda like the end of summer

last chance to **** up ur life when ur 30 years old!!



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Keep the energy coming, Bears.

Big game hunting this weekend!
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KAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!

WELCOME critically important expeirenced versatile interior offensive lineman ball state (previously at fiu) 6'2" 313 lbs ashton rivera from cape coral high school in florida...rivera got 2 years of eligibility


ashton is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa

cal's monster offensive line (will actually knock the **** outta opponents in 2026!!)#


it's OFFICIAL, cleared by berkeley admissions & a signed nil deal, let's ******* go ashton!!
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real talk: 4.4 gpa devin is from the brown & brown car dealership family in arizona, my wild azz guess is that a weber state degree will NOT impede his ability to get hired there at some point in the future

whose ur daddy (shocky got 2 daddys!!)??#
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KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM(see ya ball)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's official, cleared by berkeley admissions & a signed nil deal, tulsa transfer bigfoot angus davies from torquay australia (a surfing town south of melbourne) is gonna be the california golden bears punter moving forward into the much anticipated 2026 football season this fall!!



davies is 6'1" 205 lbs & kicks the living **** outta the ball with unreal leg extension ala ray guy!!

angus is NOT a dumb azz, down under they don't got no american gpa kinda system but the former hurricane (wut a dumb azz name, why not call them the tornados??) has made multiple all conference & district academic teams during his time in tulsa (basically davies is a 4.0 gpa equivalent student, got it??)


^ editor's note: this is angus's favorite song (not shocky's deal)

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the spectacular mornington peninsula, the monterrey peninsula of oz)

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wr jayden dixon-veal done with berkeley & entering the transfer portal

50 year decision (and no berkeley degree)#
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cal transfer portal recruiting update:

with devin brown heading to weber state, rolo & jordan are working to finalize probable qb2 (ideally nainoa lopes will blueshirt this fall, will fly to the bay this weekend after the polynesian bowl for classes in berkeley starting tuesday) well constructed 6'4" 225 lbs jackson brosseau from lehi utah & a colorado state transfer (and utah state) with 2 years of remaining eligibility (could appeal the ncca for a 3rd year)

https://instagr.am/p/DRVVmgRD7GO
the happily married (to jordyn) brosseau passed for 1354 yards & a qb rating of 132.1 in 2025


jackson is NOT a dumb azz, he got a stellar gpa of 3.96!!

don't be a dumb azz (any qb2 on planet earth is a collision away from being the qb1)#
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real talk: the bears do NOT win tonite against a vaunted smu squad without the team's most underrated player 4.0 gpa aidan keenaaina, he is the consummate team player & just a very special human being which typifies the kinda high character individuals involved with the cal football program!!

https://instagr.am/p/C9u4mDMPQa7

with the recently voted upon ncca eligibility expansion now allowing up to 9 games for a redshirt, aidan is in the transfer portal checking out his market value

there's NOBODY in the transfer portal that would be a better defensive tackle player that plays in the opposing team's backfield & a better fit in berkeley with his teammates than this special true student athlete

let's make a deal with the ncca#
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dear benji

how r u??

i am fine

the minor issue of my credit card being cancelled has mostly been resolved so plz let me know if u wanna be my guest at modern yoga next time ur in the desert...yeah there are a lotta asu cbyf1s with ponytails there but safety first!!



ur brah

shocky

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2026 pga tournament at waialae country club: 2nd round update

https://instagr.am/p/BbU4zjwllQA
michael kim (68, tied for 21st): putting fabulously as well as anyone on planet earth, kim is still in contention (only 4 strokes off the lead) heading into the weekend despite hitting only 12 of 28 fairways in the first 2 rounds...let's ******* go, michael!!

collin morikawa (68, missed cut): despite his trademark elite ball striking, collin continues to misread putts without his caddie's input in reading greens...missed 3 shorts putts (on the 10th, 16th & 18th holes) on the back nine with an inside left to right 7 footer for a birdie on the par 5 18th hole that he played outside of the hole (basically he's guessing on his reads just like he did at oakmont, etc) which got the bags packed back to the states

unlike max homa & michael kim who will be playing at coachella next week, morikawa has prioritized (and it's grueling cross country travel from las vegas to west palm beach) playing in the indoor league tgl which only has 1 green (that's rotated in different directions for each hole) that is a synthetic surface with no grain or outdoor weather conditions that's not helping him improve on the greens

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