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9:50p, 1/19/26
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^ recruiting assist to john tofi

KAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

coach hutchings returned to his alma mater to sign high motor +1 athletic 6'3" 220 lbs usc transfer linebacker aj tuitele from mojave high school in north las vegas who still got 4 years of eligibility!!


aj got a 3.0 gpa & wuz majoring in communications in smogville

fight on (in berkeley)!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of samoa)
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10:55p, 1/19/26
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wuz there a football game in miami tonite??#
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11:01p, 1/19/26


r u gonna be at the center of the universe for the uc championship game on saturday september 5, 2026 (or r u an expired cal tv "fan")??

the MAGIC of cal football (needs ur azz at memorial stadium when the energized ucla fanbase shows up in #s)!!#


ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of of the bearinsider.com
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:53p, 1/20/26
I thought UCLA was moving to SoFi? Did they give up on that?
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4:49p, 1/20/26
bluehen, not an expert on this litigated contract breach issue with the rose bowl but in the opinion of cal's monster class the 2025 3-9 ucla football program should play their home games other than the 2027 & 2029 uc championship games on the back range of the nearby bel air country club which is sometimes closed late in the day for the bruins marching band to practice their formations & ****

https://instagr.am/p/CLYYD9wnOOv
plus bel air cc gotta an old school barbershop inside the clubhouse, would be awesome to get some trim on gamedays, rite??

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4:52p, 1/20/26
2026 high school football recruiting update:


ernest goes to camp (on joy road in the freezing azz level 7 hypothermia midwest)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:59p, 1/20/26
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CrQzWZ4LD5g
is there anything more ******* annoying than going to coachella (with backstage access) & 2 of ur favorite artists are performing at the same time on different stages??



so shocky is heading to coachella next week for the pga tournament which will be played the first 3 days over 3 different courses with the final round at the stadium course

since max homa & michael kim are both entered in the tournament shocky has written the tournament director & the pga tour staff director of playing competition requesting that max & michael are paired together to facilitate my on the course coaching/development responsibilities for both players, this makes sense, rite??

tee times will be released on tuesday

if this is successful then shocky will also lobby with espn & the acc commish to schedule the battle for the uc championship with ucla on saturday september 5, 2026 for a 2:45 pm kick off at memorial stadium to allow me ample time for a leisurely breakfast at the crepevine followed by a brisk walking 18 holes at either poppy ridge (need to check out the renovation work) or san francisco golf club, got it??

and why does modern yoga got such a rigid class schedule, why can't they just start the vinvyassa flow classes 30 minutes after my morning doggy dog hikes up the mountain??
https://www.modern.yoga/schedule

the monster needs to get the message (stfu shocky)!!#


multiple scheduling updates:

the american express tournament director pat mccabe has gotten back to me & is advising that the best he can do for me in consultation with the pga tour staff is to put michael kim at 10:36 am & max homa at 11:31 am both on the pga stadium course this thursday thereby saving me the hassle of having to go between courses as part of my coaching duties

think the plan will be for shocky to be on the practice range at 9:30 am to work with my bears in a little warm up sesh before we take it to the course (hopefully peter malnati won't monopolize my time again as he's not even a golden bear), maybe walk with michael for the 1st hour at 10:36 am & then walk with max starting at 11:36 am for the 2nd hour and then adaptively figure out the rest of my coaching duties for the day on the fly maybe ending up at the nest (not sure if there's any erewhons in the palm desert) for dinner or something


so go ahead & let shocky know ur preferences for kick off times for the bears 7 home games this fall at memorial stadium & the monster will work with espn & the acc commish to get this worked out to accommodate ur gameday activities, got it??

lastly, shocky is signed up for his 1st barre (got no idea wut the **** this entails) class tomorrow at 3:15 am before master teacher anton's 4:15 flow class at modern yoga...in communicating with the barre teacher kait she tole me this is a clothing optional class so it can't be too ******* bad, rite??




we are very busy people#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:21p, 1/20/26
"so go ahead & let shocky know ur preferences for kick off times for the bears 7 home games this fall at memorial stadium & the monster will work with espn & the acc commish to get this worked out to accommodate ur gameday activities, got it??"

UCLA Sept 5th, I'd like a 1pm kick-off please. BTW, last time wife and I stayed at the Fairmont but to be honest the Singapore Suite was a bit of a letdown. Is the Mark Hopkins any better? I like being close to The Tonga Room, but maybe being closer to Union Square and Bart Stations would make more sense. Any hotel recommendations in SF?
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8:22p, 1/20/26
glenn, honestly both the fairmont (in a state of decline since the swig family cashed out) & the mark hopkins seems kinda tired these days tho they both are super close to the tonga room which is always FUN in a kitschy way when there's a live band playing yacht rock classics

shocky's #1 choice these days is the old mandarin oriental now rebranded as a four season property with insane wall to ceiling panoramic window views (including the bathrooms) in the clouds plus if ur taking bart to berkeley it's right around the corner after lunch at the tadich grill...ur 1:00 pm kick off request on september 5th is duly noted

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In reply to HongKong_Bear • 8:23p, 1/20/26
I worked for the Hyatt Regency San Francisco at Embarcadero Center back in the 70's and 80's. Embarcadero BART station is literally at the front door, as is the California Street cablecar. The rooms are not luxurious, but it is very convenient. And Tadich Grill is about 2 1/2 blocks up California Street. I have always liked the location, Embarcadero Center has a lot of shopping and other restaurants also, the Ferry Building is walking distance also. And you are not in Union Square area, which to me has always been very congested.
So, JMHO

GO BEARS!!
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8:33p, 1/20/26

good to see both max & collin playing well tonite in the tgl from west palm beach but let's be real here the bay squad is never gonna win with kiz (good guy, shocky & slim wadie met him on the putting green of his home course palmetto cc in aiken south carolina last spring) on the roster

yeah it drives shocky mucho loco to see morikawa gladly taking greens reading advice from his teammates justin & sahith in tgl but when he returns (someday, he's played more tgl rounds that pga tour rounds in 2026) to the pga tour refuse to take input from his own caddie the experienced mark urbanek

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can't stop stooooopid#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:12p, 1/20/26
Shocky1 said:
2027 high school football recruiting updates (today wuz ELITE day at memorial stadium, almost 70 attendees):

broncs baker, linebacker, former cal commit before staff changes (will visit in future), stansbury utah, 3.6 gpa

troy bowens, edge defender, sutter union high school, #1 nor cal player in 2027 class (bears lean right now!!)

lamar ellis, running back, bishop o'dowd dragons, 3.4 gpa

sam ngata, edge defender, holladay utah, 3.7 gpa

malakai taufoou, defensive back, serra high school

giovanni hodge, defensive line, grants high school, 3.7 gpa

avery michael, offensive tackle, turlock high school, 3.3 gpa

bryan edwards, 2028 athlete, bishop o'dowd dragons, 3.5 gpa

myles baker, linebacker, sierra canyon high school, 3.7 gpa

clint lundin, offensive lineman, de la salle high school, 3.82 gpa

christian cermenelli-johnson, quarterback, bishop o'dowd dragons, 3.9 gpa

anthony hassell, athlete, bishop o'dowd high school

cameron saunders, edge defender, valley christian high school (san jose)

miko greer, edge defender, berkeley high school

amari hill, 2029 wide receiver, st francis high school

ernie tofi, 2028 wide receiver/shooting guard, riordan high school

brody rudnicki, quarterback, folsom high school, 4.0 gpa

josiah poyer, linebacker, st john bosco, 3.4 gpa

samatuafaiga tagaloa jr, 2029 lineman, de la salle high school

dylan skrinar, 2028 quarterback, marin catholic high school, 3.91 gpa

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the united states)



2027 high school football recruiting updates:

with the 2026 transfer portal mostly done (still need berkeley admissions acceptances & signed nil contracts for 3 committed defensive linemen plus a longsnapper), the staff is already building a wall around nor cal with 4 key pipeline high schools visited by the entire staff on monday plus a couple of in home visits with high priority targets such as serra high school's 3.3 gpa defensive back jeovanni henley & +1 athletic malakai taufoou



the staff's #1 target in the 2027 class is all american troy bowens who would be a day 1 starter as an elite apex predator pass rusher!!

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In reply to HongKong_Bear • 9:32p, 1/20/26
HongKong_Bear said:
"so go ahead & let shocky know ur preferences for kick off times for the bears 7 home games this fall at memorial stadium & the monster will work with espn & the acc commish to get this worked out to accommodate ur gameday activities, got it??"

UCLA Sept 5th, I'd like a 1pm kick-off please. BTW, last time wife and I stayed at the Fairmont but to be honest the Singapore Suite was a bit of a letdown. Is the Mark Hopkins any better? I like being close to The Tonga Room, but maybe being closer to Union Square and Bart Stations would make more sense. Any hotel recommendations in SF?

Impress your wife and just hang out in the Tenderloin. Every street corner is sort of a party waiting to happen!
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12:57p, 1/21/26
cal defensive line & academics:

the most challenging position to recruit academically qualified student athletes to berkeley is the defensive line, the pool of high gpa prospects is relatively small

our coaches are gonna not only not be charged with technical development on the field but also serve as academic mentors/cheerleaders for our hard working d-line

and identifying high enuf gpa d-liners that will clear berkeley admissions & earn diplomas/certificates is gonna require a disciplined approach to evaluating prospects

yeah any cal football recruiting "info" that don't include a gpa is as ******* worthless as a longwell coached kicker!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and the pathway to building generational wealth in a highly competitive global economy that unremorsefully favors berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads)
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1:15p, 1/21/26
real talk: a lotta guys threw away berkeley degrees (basically a winning lottery tix for life) & now are in a ruthless dance of musical chairs with not enuf seats for everybody (or enrolled at an academically azzwipe skool), the transfer portal got 50 year consequences for the losers of this game

but the saddest loser is the 4.48 gpa 17 year old young lady who grew up in the nickerson gardens section 8 housing project who got her heart broken when berkeley (her dream school) sent her a rejection letter because some delusional nfl dreaming football ****tard took her admission spot (and then didn't graduate)

**** around and find out



current bears in the transfer portal:

ben marshall
syris corley
aidan keenaaina
jayden dixon-veal
jaiven plummer (georgia tech)
tyson ford (ucla)
chase meyer (withdrawn)
brook honore jr
rino monteforte (kansas)
jordan spasojevic-moko
jacob houseworth (uc davis)
landon morris (wake forest)
kendrick raphael (smu)
braden miller (duke)
cade uluave (byu)
daz james
ryan mcculloch (ucla)
kaden cook (jacksonville state)
myles reber
isaac torres
eze osundu (utsa)
daveion harley (florida international)
harrison taggart (utah state)
abram murray
belay brummel
ike okafor (washington state)
cam sidney (withdrawn)
lajuan owens (central arkansas)
luke ferrelli (ole miss)
nate burrell (withdrawn)
devin brown (weber state)
brandon high jr (utsa)
tj bush (minnesota)
nick morrow (kansas)
michael kern
leon bell (colorado)
ej caminong (withdrawn)
curlee thomas (north texas)
buom jock (wake forest)



young, dumb & broke (at age 30)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna do the hard work, this **** is NOT easy)

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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:03p, 1/21/26
Shocky1 said:
cal defensive line & academics:

the most challenging position to recruit academically qualified student athletes to berkeley is the defensive line, the pool of high gpa prospects is relatively small

our coaches are gonna not only not be charged with technical development on the field but also serve as academic mentors/cheerleaders for our hard working d-line

and identifying high enuf gpa d-liners that will clear berkeley admissions & earn diplomas/certificates is gonna require a disciplined approach to evaluating prospects

yeah any cal football recruiting "info" that don't include a gpa is as ******* worthless as a longwell coached kicker!!

https://instagr.am/p/DTwKAIsAWjv
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and the pathway to building generational wealth in a highly competitive global economy that unremorsefully favors berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads)

This tracks 100%. A friend of mine who's a hardcore Furd fan always says DL is by far the most difficult position to find kids who make the cut academically.
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5:32p, 1/21/26

nor cal powerhouse folsom high school is gonna be bear territory!!#
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7:13p, 1/21/26
Shocks, I'm no golfer nor follow it. What is this indoor golf stuff I'm seeing?
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In reply to Big C • 7:54p, 1/21/26
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HongKong_Bear said:
"so go ahead & let shocky know ur preferences for kick off times for the bears 7 home games this fall at memorial stadium & the monster will work with espn & the acc commish to get this worked out to accommodate ur gameday activities, got it??"

UCLA Sept 5th, I'd like a 1pm kick-off please. BTW, last time wife and I stayed at the Fairmont but to be honest the Singapore Suite was a bit of a letdown. Is the Mark Hopkins any better? I like being close to The Tonga Room, but maybe being closer to Union Square and Bart Stations would make more sense. Any hotel recommendations in SF?

Impress your wife and just hang out in the Tenderloin. Every street corner is sort of a party waiting to happen!

The closest she's been, I used to take her to Lefty O'Douls just off of Union Square, which is now long gone unfortunately. She is happy to shop at Costco and the outlet mall either in Livermore or Gilroy.
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In reply to sonofabear51 • 8:01p, 1/21/26
sonofabear51 said:
I worked for the Hyatt Regency San Francisco at Embarcadero Center back in the 70's and 80's. Embarcadero BART station is literally at the front door, as is the California Street cablecar. The rooms are not luxurious, but it is very convenient. And Tadich Grill is about 2 1/2 blocks up California Street. I have always liked the location, Embarcadero Center has a lot of shopping and other restaurants also, the Ferry Building is walking distance also. And you are not in Union Square area, which to me has always been very congested.
So, JMHO

GO BEARS!!

Thanks for the heads up. Years ago we did stay once there, and my one strong memory is a fireworks show somewhere and there were fireworks exploding not very far from our hotel windows...
We ate at Tadich's when we came for the NC State game in 24, the food was good but we had two waiters due to shift change and both were great.
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8:24p, 1/21/26
^ glenn, tadich is simply unpretentious reasonably priced comfort food served with a smile in a classic san francisco grill

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8:34p, 1/21/26
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jb, just like the football program needs to replace its old expired cal tv "fans," the pga tour is also looking to grow it's under 30 years of age fanbase with tgl

tgl got music rocking the indoor so fi golf stadium in west palm beach with players mic-ed up talking **** with each other & playing really cool fantasy golf simulator holes like the "stinger" in the above collin morikawa gram post

https://instagr.am/p/DTyjP-PkTPo
yeah really uptight as **** old white people probably aren't gonna like tgl or cal's monster class and that's ok, nobody really gives 2 ***** wut they think anymore as they head off into the sunset playing checkers by themselves in the park on gamedays (and posting on game threads)...both organizations (along with berkeley, rich-the university social media content other than vals is stale & non resonating with anybody) gotta innovatively grow their fanbases thru relevant direct messaging/content to the targeted under 30 market segment in today's 6 second attention span economy, let's ******* go!!

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9:30p, 1/21/26


shocky went to his 1st barre (pronounced bar not barry) class this afternoon & after class the teacher (a cbyf1*actually blonde with a non stop motor & +2 athleticism) asked the monster wut he thought as helped her pick up the balls, straps, dead bodies & **** after class

shocky tole her truthfully that it wuz "kinda like going to a coked up chainsmokers concert all nite beach party in ibiza"



did you do anything NEW today (sometime you gotta leave home without a parachute)??#
^ let's be real here, if there's evah a fortune cookie insert writing hall of fame, shocky is gonna be a 1st vote ******* inductee!!...too bad reese pieces don't got inserts or something

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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:58p, 1/21/26
Yessir, Tadich has never disappointed me. Used to sit at the counter back in the '80's. Fun times. Great food. If I come up for a game, will you guys join me?
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10:01p, 1/21/26
^ 100% brah
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4:00a, 1/22/26

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

aj tuitele, linebacker (3.0 gpa)
kamar mothudi, inside linebacker (3.3 gpa)
ricky "trenches" fletcher, defensive back (3.3 gpa)
jericho johnson, defensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
emmanuel okoye, edge defender (strong student from nigeria)
jackson brosseau, quarterback (3.96 gpa)
angus davies, punter (honor roll student from australia)
daniel harris, cornerback (3.1 gpa)
ashton rivera, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
kahlee tafai, offensive lineman (3.15 gpa)
cooper perry, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
towns mcgough, kicker (4.0 gpa)
marquis "mgk" groves-killebrew (3.3 gpa)
justin beadles, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
tristan jernigan, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
jimothy lewis jr, offensive tackle (3.4 gpa)
michael hurst jr, safety (3.0+ gpa)
chase hendricks, wide receiver (3.21 gpa)
mykeal rabess, offensive lineman (3.68 gpa)
carter vargas, running back (3.2 gpa)
ashten emory, running back (3.7 gpa)
dorian thomas, tight end (3.6 gpa)
adam mohammed, running back (3.5 gpa)
kingston lopa, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
ian strong, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jacob arop, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
solomon williams, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
niles davis, athlete (3.71 gpa)
daniel mcmorris, offensive tackle (3.8 gpa)
kai meza, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
tyree "reekus" sams, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
kamo'i huihui-white, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
nainoa lopes, quarterback (3.57 gpa)
kingston "lucky" schirmer, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
esaiah wong, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
frank fauna jr, defensive lineman (4.0 gpa)
emmanuel "ej" morgan, wide receiver/kick returner (4.3 gpa)
taimane purcell, tight end (3.9 gpa)
nemyah telona, defensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
victor santino, running back (3.0+ gpa)
elisha faamatuainu, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)

2025 class (all former walk ons are now on schollys, CONGRATS!!):

aaron hampton, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jordan king, wide receiver (4.38 gpa)
alonzo esparza, quarterback (4.0 gpa)
belay brummell, quarterback (3.95 gpa)
carson perry-smith, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
jayden parker, running back (4.16 gpa)
isaac torres, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
mayze bryant, defensive back (3.5 gpa)
jordan franke, longsnapper (3.81 gpa)
dean taylor-chapman, running back (4.0 gpa)
tobey weydemuller, defensive back (3.92 gpa)
jude mclellan, outside linebacker (3.9 gpa)
nate escalada, defensive back (4.23 gpa)
michael cooley, outside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
ewan arechaederra, longsnapper (3.6 gpa)
lucas vanderlind, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
bj jones, inside linebacker (3.55 gpa)
sam bjerke, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
cole bosica, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
myles reber, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jeffrey johnson, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jack olyphant, tight end (3.72 gpa)
rj stephens, defensive lineman (3.77 gpa)
dru polidore jr, safety (3.75 gpa)
michael kern, punter (3.4 gpa)
landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" austin, corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (2.6 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.15 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (2.75 gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.7 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.7 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to the chicken out

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:35a, 1/22/26
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jb, just like the football program needs to replace its old expired cal tv "fans," the pga tour is also looking to grow it's under 30 years of age fanbase with tgl

tgl got music rocking the indoor so fi golf stadium in west palm beach with players mic-ed up talking **** with each other & playing really cool fantasy golf simulator holes like the "stinger" in the above collin morikawa gram post

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yeah really uptight as **** old white people probably aren't gonna like tgl or cal's monster class and that's ok, nobody really gives 2 ***** wut they think anymore as they head off into the sunset playing checkers by themselves in the park on gamedays (and posting on game threads)...both organizations (along with berkeley, rich-the university social media content other than vals is stale & non resonating with anybody) gotta innovatively grow their fanbases thru relevant direct messaging/content to the targeted under 30 market segment in today's 6 second attention span economy, let's ******* go!!

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I'd only seen bits and pieces of this. It looks like an awesome new idea for golf. Any old (me), decent (me) golfer who grew up spending a bunch of time on a golf course certainly did imaginary things like this to cut the boredom. I will pay more attention to it. Thanks Shocky.
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9:53p, 1/22/26

2026 pga tournament at coachella: 1st round update

max homa (66, tied for 30th): playing with his buddy brian harman (giving each other fist bumps which is not customary on tour) & shocky coaching him up on a beautiful mid 70s day in the desert with nary a breath of wind, max homa wuz 7 under par when his 2nd shot from the middle of the fairway after a crushed drive on the par 5 16th hole dramatically just rolled off the green into the deepest maintained man made bunker on planet earth which necessitated max rolling in a mentally tough 10 footer for a bogey...homa's off speed irons are justin thomas level lethal & the driver swing is organized, let's ******* go max!!

yeah this **** got done despite the loud as **** espn golf live announcers ("we can hear every word ur saying")

michael kim (71, tied for 118th): with several pins on the far right with a water hazard to the right too, the stadium course set up wuz not favorable to a drawer of the ball like michael (fun fact: 95% of all pga touring pros work the ball left to right) but he still managed to birdie the FUN festival atmosphere par 3 17th "alcatraz" island hole & the tough par 4 18th hole to finish strong like a boss man

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2027 high school football recruiting update:

edge defender troy bowens=#1 2027 prospect overall on the staff's big board!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and a 2 hour drive for the fam & friends from sutter creek to memorial stadium on fall gamedays)
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the staff is targeting criminally underutilized (in the downfield vertical passing attack) purdue transfer (with stops at maryland & auburn where his dad played d-line) +1 athletic 6'3" 250 lbs tight end rico walker from hickory north carolina who got 2 years of remaining eligibility


gimme the ball u got action!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
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2027 high school football recruiting update:


insane SPEED 5'11" 165 lbs juju johnson from long beach poly is being targeted as a lockdown corner/nickel

SPEED wins football games!!#
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2027 high school football recruiting update:


3.2 gpa 6'1" 170 lbs corner/nickel from serra high school in so cal duvay williams is a key target for the staff, gotta keep the ELITE good gpa local talent in cali!!


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (and an hour flite on southwest to memorial stadium on fall gamedays for the fam & friends)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:09a, 1/23/26
While I wholeheartedly agree that we need to keep the local talent here in the Bay Area, Duvay is actually from the Serra down in Gardena in SoCal.

Duvay and Juju are both national recruits ranked around the top 50 overall in their class. Pretty exciting that Cal is now swimming in these waters and taking these kind of swings!
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7:35a, 1/23/26
thx hook, post above edited, is malibu by half moon bay or something??

as for so cal: usc, ucla & uc santa barbara are all solid b level academic schools and san diego state is a rising c level school

shockey is a geography dumb azz (we need more maps in america and so forth to make edukation better)#
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In reply to Kinderhook • 8:15a, 1/23/26
Kinderhook said:
While I wholeheartedly agree that we need to keep the local talent here in the Bay Area, Duvay is actually from the Serra down in Gardena in SoCal.

Duvay and Juju are both national recruits ranked around the top 50 overall in their class. Pretty exciting that Cal is now swimming in these waters and taking these kind of swings!

I do not expect Cal to land either. But absolutely need to take swings for both. These players have been actively recruited by some major powers for a while now and to expect a flip is probably unlikely. But you never know.

Get in the game with them. Stay on them and then have a good season and maybe they will consider Cal late in the process. Or when/if they enter the portal as many do in later years.

With Tosh and the new staff you have a punchers chance that was not really possible with JW at the helm.
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