Shocky1 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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2027 high school football recruiting updates:

with the 2026 transfer portal mostly done (still need berkeley admissions acceptances & signed nil contracts for 3 committed defensive linemen plus a longsnapper), the staff is already building a wall around nor cal with 4 key pipeline high schools visited by the entire staff on monday plus a couple of in home visits with high priority targets such as serra high school's 3.3 gpa defensive back jeovanni henley & +1 athletic malakai taufoou

Thank you @_CoachBoyd @CoachHutch_ @CoachDBrown27 for coming by for a home visit I had a great time spending it with me and my family @CalFootball @DariusBell_3 @coachwalsh20 @coachmons @ActivatedSP @Samchung_4 @Ogthetruth @BrandonHuffman @adamgorney pic.twitter.com/wSvo2kmCGF

— Jeovanni Henley⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@JeovanniHenley) January 20, 2026

Preciate @CoachHutch_ @CoachDBrown27 and @_CoachBoyd for coming through to see me and the fam!!! @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/nFYX4gBWUv

— Malakai Taufoou ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Malakai_Taufoou) January 20, 2026

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🐻@CoachLup @_CoachBoyd @CoachHutch_ @CoachDBrown27 pic.twitter.com/7aeeLGcu8U

— Malakai Taufoou ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Malakai_Taufoou) March 13, 2026

1st RND Top10 NFL Pick, Top10 Human. One of the greatest ever!! Solid as they get, class act representation of this prestigious university. Love you Tys!! @Tys_AluX2 #ProBear #GoBears pic.twitter.com/G1MzzvjWgF

— Tosh Lupoi (@CoachLup) March 14, 2026

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

Shocky1 said:

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2027 high school recruiting update:

Thank you @CalFootball for coming to our award ceremony last night! Appreciate the support. Always awesome to see you guys! @Big_Ursa_ @CoachHutch_ pic.twitter.com/iXRf3aIkl3

— Troy Bowens (@TroyBowens0) January 22, 2026

the #1 target overall on the staff's 2027 high school big board is apex predator edge defender with legit NFL upside 6'5" 245 lbs troy bowens from sutter union high school who would be a gold rush SACKMASTER addition to the bears d in future seasons!!

great news, troy is gonna visit berkeley again for an 8th time on an official visit on may 28-31st!!

Some highlights from Fridays game vs Natomas. Tough L but some good learning lessons. #HoopsSeason #KeepGrinding #Highlights pic.twitter.com/2SC9pCZPLw

— Troy Bowens (@TroyBowens0) January 25, 2026

this is a +2 athletic game changing prospect, if paired with commit giovanni hodge on both edges this would be a scary as **** deal for opposing acc qb1s!!

plus troy got good hair unlike coach lup (who got a 3 stooges trim)

Great time lastweekend at @CalFootball! Tunnel shots and field views got me hyped 🏟️🐻 Thankful for the hospitality from @CoachLup and the whole staff. #GoBears #BearTerritory #CalFootball #GoldenBears #ClassOf2027 #AGTG #Blessed #RecruitSZN @RonRivera80 @CalFootball @Big_Ursa_… pic.twitter.com/qqnlYQwyCB

— Troy Bowens (@TroyBowens0) January 20, 2026

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and only a 90 minute drive on fall saturdays to memorial stadium for the fam & friends)

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https://instagr.am/p/DV2dZE2ji48
KAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wowza, coach lup now got 2 ELITE bookend defensive ends that both passed on stanford actionable offers in 3.5 gpa troy & 4.0 gpa giovanni which is remarkable as the bears struggled to generate a consistent pass rush during the wilcox era and also that defensive line is the hardest position to find academically qualified prospects for the rigors of berkeley

https://instagr.am/p/DLs8lncMnck
this **** is getting LIVE!!#

Situation is reminiscent of when we had a winning football program under Bruce Synder, and lost him to ASU due to Athletic Department incompetence. He went on to take them to a Rose Bowl appearance if memory serves me. While our football team appears headed in the right direction with Ron Rivera managing things and Tosh focused on coaching, the support for the basketball programs has been woeful. Could not really blame Madsen if he decides to leave, though would hate to see it happen. Rather would see a cleanout of the Athletic Department and hiring of a manager for basketball programs.

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2027 class:

troy bowens, edge defender (3.5 gpa)
blake gunter, wide receiver (4.0 gpa)
zach brien, kicker (3.8 gpa)
gunnar perry, linebacker (3.7 gpa)
giovanni hodge, edge defender (4.0 gpa)

2026 class:

david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
jacob johnson, punter (3.1 gpa)
sosaia noa, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
roger vaderhoef, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
rico walker, tight end (3.1 gpa)
aj tuitele, linebacker (3.0 gpa)
joshua pierce, edge defender (3.5 gpa)
jayden williams, defensive line (3.1 gpa)
kamar mothudi, inside linebacker (3.3 gpa)
ricky "trenches" fletcher, defensive back (3.3 gpa)
jericho johnson, defensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
emmanuel okoye, edge defender (strong student from nigeria)
jackson brosseau, quarterback (3.96 gpa)
angus davies, punter (honor roll student from australia)
daniel harris, cornerback (3.1 gpa)
ashton rivera, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
kahlee tafai, offensive lineman (3.15 gpa)
ashun shepphard, defensive line (3.0+ gpa)
cooper perry, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
towns mcgough, kicker (4.0 gpa)
marquis "mgk" groves-killebrew (3.3 gpa)
justin beadles, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
tristan jernigan, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
jimothy lewis jr, offensive tackle (3.4 gpa)
michael hurst jr, safety (3.0+ gpa)
chase hendricks, wide receiver (3.21 gpa)
mykeal rabess, offensive lineman (3.68 gpa)
carter vargas, running back (3.2 gpa)
ashten emory, running back (3.7 gpa)
dorian thomas, tight end (3.6 gpa)
adam mohammed, running back (3.5 gpa)
kingston lopa, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
ian strong, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jacob arop, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
solomon williams, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
niles davis, athlete (3.71 gpa)
daniel mcmorris, offensive tackle (3.8 gpa)
kai meza, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
tyree "reekus" sams, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
kamo'i huihui-white, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
nainoa lopes, quarterback (3.57 gpa)
kingston "lucky" schirmer, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
esaiah wong, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
frank fauna jr, defensive lineman (4.0 gpa)
emmanuel "ej" morgan, wide receiver/kick returner (4.3 gpa)
taimane purcell, tight end (3.9 gpa)
nemyah telona, defensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
victor santino, running back (3.0+ gpa)
elisha faamatuainu, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)

2025 class (all former walk ons are now on schollys, CONGRATS!!):

aaron hampton, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
jordan king, wide receiver (4.38 gpa)
alonzo esparza, quarterback (4.0 gpa)
belay brummell, quarterback (3.95 gpa)
carson perry-smith, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
jayden parker, running back (4.16 gpa)
isaac torres, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
mayze bryant, defensive back (3.5 gpa)
jordan franke, longsnapper (3.81 gpa)
dean taylor-chapman, running back (4.0 gpa)
tobey weydemuller, defensive back (3.92 gpa)
jude mclellan, outside linebacker (3.9 gpa)
nate escalada, defensive back (4.23 gpa)
michael cooley, outside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
ewan arechaederra, longsnapper (3.6 gpa)
lucas vanderlind, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
bj jones, inside linebacker (3.55 gpa)
sam bjerke, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
cole bosica, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
myles reber, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jeffrey johnson, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jack olyphant, tight end (3.72 gpa)
rj stephens, defensive lineman (3.77 gpa)
dru polidore jr, safety (3.75 gpa)
michael kern, punter (3.4 gpa)
landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" austin, corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (2.6 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.15 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (2.75 gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.7 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.7 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv

2027 high school recruiting update:

Thank you for the home visit🐻‼️‼️@KbTheStable @CalFootball @corylaxen @coachCoutten @COACHPATROB @CEKing_Football pic.twitter.com/apKHhV3Kf6

— 𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐧 “ᴀᴊ” 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈𝐈𝐈 ‘27 (@AntwonSanders11) January 30, 2026

coach bhonapha is seeking a 2027 rb1 that can combine athletic & academic ambition, keith is targeting SPEED homerun threat/powerfully constructed 6' 206 lbs antwon "aj" sanders iii from ce king high school in houston...aj is gonna officially trip to berkeley on june 15-18th

The Panthers are on the board first! Touchdown @AntwonSanders11
11:07 left in 1st
Score:
PANTHERS: 7
BULLDOGS: 0#TXHSFB pic.twitter.com/HbD7vO2HpZ

— Taylor Arenz (@taylorarenz) October 10, 2025

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask buc-ee why he got the **** outta nasty azz texas weather for ideal cali weather)

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2027 high school quarterback recruiting update:

@CoachLup 🤝🤝#AG2G @NickRolovich @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/jKLvqDnI7i

— Dane Weber (@DaneWeber08) March 9, 2026

in a very fluid fast changing qb1 recruitment the staff is now prioritizing 2 time all state cali gunslinger 6'2" 215 lbs dane weber from chaparral high school in temecula, he had a great unofficial visit to berkeley last weekend as the only prospect in town

the ball just flies outta dane's hands with a clean powerful highly accurate throwing motion

Michigan ‘27 QB target Dane Weber with a clutch touchdown pass to put Cali Power up 7 in the final minutes. pic.twitter.com/tx7aZ0MmM2

— Ethan McDowell (@ethanmmcdowell) March 1, 2026

and weber is also a leader off the field too

When your QB reps 100 lb dumbbells.. 👀@DaneWeber08 #PumaPRIDE pic.twitter.com/OdGcdF6eHD

— Coach Ramer (@Coach_Ramer) March 12, 2026

so where do the bears stand right now??

dane is building "super close" (his words, not mine) relationships with coach lup after dinner at the limewood bar & restaurant and also coaches rolo & somerville who have tole him he's the #1 ranked qb1 on the staff's 2027 big board

https://instagr.am/p/DQKMuG_j6Y4
weber has also visited ucla & stanford and will be making a critical unofficial visit to usc tomorrow at which time he'll probably find out if he gotta an actionable offer or if the trojans staff is just ******* around and slow playing him

like the cal lineage of current & future NFL quarterbacks including 3.6 gpa aaron rodgers, 3.7 gpa jared goff, 4.0 gpa fernando mendoza & 3.75 gpa jaron keawe sagapoltele dane is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.8 gpa which would allow him to comfortably handle berkeley academics while spending time watching film together with the coaches 6 days a week year round in maximizing his NFL upside

yeah tosh learned a valuable lesson in the academically ineligible/flunking out 2.6 gpa zach maynard fiasco back in the day that ur qb1 gotta be the smartest bear of them all

dane is scheduled for an official visit during the bears 1st group recruiting weekend of may 28-31st

a NFL level qb1 at the college level is kinda like a winning lottery tix/a berkeley degree!!#

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usc unofficial visit update:

Oregon commit and Servite OL Drew Fielder with 4-star QB Dane Weber ✌️ pic.twitter.com/P1zLMLhk9w

— Ryan Dyrud (@RyanDyrudLAFB) March 13, 2026

dane did NOT get the actionable offer he is seeking, the trojans staff is gonna conduct may evaluation throwing work outs with multiple qb prospects from across the nation

zachary benitez from el cajon is the current clearcut qb1 favorite for offensive coordinator luke huard in the battle for the only qb scholly

2026 players championship at tpc corporate sawgrass: 3rd round update

https://instagr.am/p/DV4BWEzlkpi
max homa (70, tied for 33rd): homa got 2 eagles & 16 birdies thru 3 rounds, how the **** is he tied for 33rd??

mr grumpy pants: max yelled "****" (poorly disguised as a cough) after visiting 3 jack city on the 6th & then after spraying his drive right into a fairway bunker on the 7th yelled "******* piece of ****"!!

cal's monster class challenge: max, if u can play 18 holes tomorrow without saying any bad potty mouth words then shocky will give u a $25 gift certificate to jj's deli which can probably be redeemed for a FREE breakfast if u don't go too crazy on wut u order, got it??

max, are u looking forward to the day when ur son's teachers call u & lacey to let u know your boyz started screaming "mother******" because they lost a dodge ball game or r u gonna start role modeling IMPULSE CONTROL (something that also challenged ur dad, is it time to break the chain of this behavior brah)??



stfu & stay in ur lane shocky (why the **** do u think u know everything??)!!#

2027 high school recruiting update:

cal football is an inclusive family deal, the staff is targeting lucky's bro unblockable 6'5" 260 lbs defensive end miles issac schirmer from powerhouse corona centennial high school

Had a great time at premier day! Appreciate all the love! @CoachLup @Cen10Football @GregBiggins @adamgorney @ChadSimmons_ @BrandonHuffman @BlairAngulo @SSchraderOn3 @QBCatalano @raisingchamps_ @DUiagalelei pic.twitter.com/2MyUWGnjQd

— Miles Isaac Schirmer (@MilesSchirmer) February 1, 2026

the 3.5 gpa aspiring music producer is gonna check out berkeley's music program on his official visit june 11-14th

https://instagr.am/p/C4EWpASySp4
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (ucla is a solid back up school for those denied admission to berkeley, stanford & the ivy league)

Cookin’ with gas 🔥#GoBears pic.twitter.com/EvpYKazNub

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 14, 2026

cal's monster class reader's poll:

what's your favorite content??

1) bears working out
2) coach lup's 3 stooges haircut
3) leidy rocking the fashionista looks plus a ponytail
4) shocky doing headstands & ****
5) humping doggy dogs

important note: if ur a cbyf1 & voted for option 4, please contact me for ur FREE prize or something

https://instagr.am/p/DV35R5cEb2l

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2027 high school recruiting update:

Thank you @CalFootball for coming to our award ceremony last night! Appreciate the support. Always awesome to see you guys! @Big_Ursa_ @CoachHutch_ pic.twitter.com/iXRf3aIkl3

— Troy Bowens (@TroyBowens0) January 22, 2026

the #1 target overall on the staff's 2027 high school big board is apex predator edge defender with legit NFL upside 6'5" 245 lbs troy bowens from sutter union high school who would be a gold rush SACKMASTER addition to the bears d in future seasons!!

great news, troy is gonna visit berkeley again for an 8th time on an official visit on may 28-31st!!

Some highlights from Fridays game vs Natomas. Tough L but some good learning lessons. #HoopsSeason #KeepGrinding #Highlights pic.twitter.com/2SC9pCZPLw

— Troy Bowens (@TroyBowens0) January 25, 2026

this is a +2 athletic game changing prospect, if paired with commit giovanni hodge on both edges this would be a scary as **** deal for opposing acc qb1s!!

plus troy got good hair unlike coach lup (who got a 3 stooges trim)

Great time lastweekend at @CalFootball! Tunnel shots and field views got me hyped 🏟️🐻 Thankful for the hospitality from @CoachLup and the whole staff. #GoBears #BearTerritory #CalFootball #GoldenBears #ClassOf2027 #AGTG #Blessed #RecruitSZN @RonRivera80 @CalFootball @Big_Ursa_… pic.twitter.com/qqnlYQwyCB

— Troy Bowens (@TroyBowens0) January 20, 2026

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and only a 90 minute drive on fall saturdays to memorial stadium for the fam & friends)

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FB/BB ?

https://instagr.am/p/DT8vKkrEtgP
hoops, this season's basketball team lacked PHYSICALITY, it could get away with that **** against pre season mid majors/acc bottom dwellers (which is the level of play in next's week nit) but got their azzs handed to them in acc play (9-10 record)

troy bowens would bring an enforcer level of play to haas pavillion as a nightmare matchup 3 that could bully undersized opponents in the interior just like tony g back in the day plus as a +2 athlete he could defend on the perimeter!!



beauty in the struggle#

https://instagr.am/p/DV6lkGQFnOD
^ shocky met tim tebow when he remarkably hit his tee ball (or 2nd or 3rd shot punch out) on the par 4 18th hole at augusta national somehow how into the 10th fairway on which the shockster wuz bounding down...tebow had his hat on backwards & shocks tole him he'd better turn his lid around before he got in view of the clubhouse, tim laughed with me & we fist bumped...we talked later that nite at dinner on property, smart guy & not surprised at all that he married a cbyf1!!

max homa (73, tied for 33rd): looked sharp today wearing the olive green lulu lemon shirt paired with dark pants, lacey must've donated to goodwill his ugly as **** shirt with the mustard masking tape stripes thru the shoulders that we wore last week

good news: max is currently tied for 2nd with 21 birdies for the week (plus tied for 3rd with 2 eagles), that's a reflection of most EXCELLENT golfing his ball at times!!...plus homa is #1 in all pga self flagellation potty mouth swearing stats!!...let's ******* go, max!!

great news: homa ******* owns the par 4 10th hole playing it in an unreal 5 under par for the week!!

both max & michael kim will be making the short drive south to the ugly azz condos at innisbrook for next week's pga tournament

why do collin morikawa gotta bad back??

let dr shock break it down for you:

1) chasing speed and distance working out puts pressure on the back, it's not a cowinkadink that collin, michael kim & ziqin zhou all got issues with their backs

2) collin don't gotta yoga/meditation practice like shocky, yeah fafo

3) the indoor tgl required multiple long flights from las vegas to west palm beach & back the last 2 months...really hoping that morikawa limits his tgl matches in 2027 to coincide with florida pga tournaments with no other private plane flights

whatever

He shows for the $20M ones. Double your daily return on the tour. Haas Biz showing in spreadsheet

odonto, if u tole me u wuz a non licensed mayo clinic back doctor or something then the monster would believe in u

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bobby hurley out at asu



arizona state university=#1 ranked stripper college on planet earth!!

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ASU basketball coaching search update:

shocky just finished a 45 minute conference call (initiated by my golf buddy/doggy dog rescue facility mega donor mr silverleaf sun angel) with several key asu stakeholders (using search firm elevate led by kyle bolsby that will be reporting to superstar athletic director graham rossini) re: my thoughts on mark madsen

tole them that mark is a high character/family man, high basketball iq developer of talent that is likable that could build a sweet 16 level program but that he's ****** right now in a no win cal hoops job with minimal NIL support, no basketball practice facility & near ZERO student attendance (and an aging season tix/donor fanbase that is losing 15% of them every year with no replacements)...his only weakness is a below average coaching staff but tole them that might be a function of a limited coaching staff talent pool budget as cal athletics are run by 2 don't give a **** worthless bureaucrats (who are NOT berkeley grads)

fun facts: asu offers FREE tixs to all students for men's basketball games, got nil fundraising that significantly exceeds cal and a 51,290 square foot state of the art weatherup center (2 regulation basketball courts) that serves as a practice facility for both the mens & womens program and will break ground on a $100,000,000+ renovation of the on campus wells fargo basketball arena this may

for those of you who don't think there are MAJOR consequences of jay & jenny running a ****show might be in for a surprise or two

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ASU basketball coaching search update:

mark madsen is "extremely interested" in the sun devil opportunity, his cal contractual buyout is only $2,000,000

What are the chances he leaves?

foxy, mark will leave if given an actionable offer & bring "talent" with him

https://instagr.am/p/DURdP_kkh6q
greg, agreed nothing is a done deal now but things are moving quickly & madsen is scheduled to interview with asu tomorrow (monday)...keep in mind the last time we had this conversation wuz when the monster (whose sources on this wuz multiple bearents) reported that jaydn ott wuz heading to oklahoma which wuz disputed by you

one of the questions mark will be asked is he's willing to include current santa barbara assistant coach (reporting to joe pasternack) derek glasser (a relentless recruiter) as an associate head coach (and potential head coach in waiting)...glasser is an asu grad & played with james harden in tempe back in the day, harden has promised to "significantly" elevate the asu nil hoops budget if his buddy glasser is the head coach

it's a shame that the one person who could potentially get jaylen brown involved with the bears hoops nil fundraising got tole to **** off back in the day


^ shocky strategizing the bishop o'dowd pipeline with fellow hopa/hopa legendary lou richie back in the day

yeah life is not linear (good luck to mark & his family however this plays out)



https://soundcloud.com/the-tribe-akashic/keep-me-company-feat-master-wendu-tae-haru
^ jb co produced (r u paying attention miles??) keep me company back in the day

Joe P as an assistant? Yeah this sounds even crazier than the Jadyn Ott saga.

foxy, glasser is the current offensive coordinator for pasternack in santa barbara & wants to return to his alma mater asu with harden's full support, got it??

joe p is not gonna be an assistant coach anywhere, sorry if my post wuz poorly worded

Cal basketball needs Shocky

oskisgirlfriendisacbyf1, cal basketball needs jaylen brown

JB + Shocky = INFINITE CAL YOGA MOMS WATCHING CAL BASKETBALL IN THE FINAL FOUR

goggles, nil fundraising is the #1 priority for any coach & athletic director (which is why the unlikeable jay & jenny cannot be renewed when their contracts expire july 1, 2026 under any circumstances), glaser's ability to make it rain is priceless in 2026

reread my 1st post on this topic, asu got more nil dollars than cal, asu got a state of the art dedicated basketball practice facility, the university is spending $100,000,000+ to renovate wells fargo arena starting this may & got a LOUD student section that get FREE tixs to all home games...the east valley in the desert got a huge mormon population which would make the madsen family transition seamless & could be activated by mark to become sun devils gameday tix buyers...why do u think a non berkeley grad head coach would think that cal is a better hoops job than asu??

Both basketball programs need alumni support badly. As Sebastabear has mentioned elsewhere, this isn't going to be accomplished by bake sales and small amount donations. The football program had to take a step back, losing to Furd, getting Wilcox out and Tosh in, and clarifying Ron's position as Manager moving forward. Perhaps losing Madsen will alert Lyons to the poor state of the MBB program. Has Lyons reached out to those alumni who could genuinely make a difference in NIL and the practice facility fundraising? I don't know, but seems both basketball programs need a manager to help with fundraising and liaising with the rich alumni who can move the needle. If you have good facilities, competitive NIL, AD and alumni support you will attract and retain quality coaches.

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greg, agreed nothing is a done deal now but things are moving quickly & madsen is scheduled to interview with asu tomorrow (monday)...keep in mind the last time we had this conversation wuz when the monster (whose sources on this wuz multiple bearents) reported that jaydn ott wuz heading to oklahoma which wuz disputed by you

one of the questions mark will be asked is he's willing to include current santa barbara assistant coach (reporting to joe pasternack) derek glasser (a relentless recruiter) as an associate head coach (and potential head coach in waiting)...glasser is an asu grad & played with james harden in tempe back in the day, harden has promised to "significantly" elevate the asu nil hoops budget if his buddy glasser is the head coach

it's a shame that the one person who could potentially get jaylen brown involved with the bears hoops nil fundraising got tole to **** off back in the day


^ shocky strategizing the bishop o'dowd pipeline with fellow hopa/hopa legendary lou richie back in the day

yeah life is not linear (good luck to mark & his family however this plays out)



https://soundcloud.com/the-tribe-akashic/keep-me-company-feat-master-wendu-tae-haru
^ jb co produced (r u paying attention miles??) keep me company back in the day

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Weird dynamic to have your NIL budget tied to an assistant coach who is "head coach in waiting" for the 50 year old Madsen. Reminds me when Todd Bozeman was Campanelli's assistant. Also it is a weird dynamic to have your assistant running NIL.

I don't discount the possibility that Madsen would leave - I really hope he doesn't. But that ASU situation you describe seems less than ideal. My sense is Madsen will have better options. Hopefully Cal finds a way to keep him, as he seems to be building a nice program.

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Madsen passed up the Stanford and BYU openings. I'm not sure why he would jump at ASU unless the family is not enjoying life in the East Bay.

Also, when the BYU opening came up, it was stated by Curtis/Wilner that the coach's buyout in Madsen's contract is $1 million per year or $1,750,000 per year if he leaves for "another Pac-12 or ACC team." I don't know if ASU is still included, but the lowest it could be is $4 million if the "PAC-12" clause is not applicable and they wait until after March 31 to hire him. If it is applicable and they hire him this week, it is $8,750,000.

glenn, kevin kennedy is right but nothing is gonna change until jay & jenny are gone (which is why shocky wuz the 1st person to lead the charge to terminate general knowlton, markeisha everett, tom lowry, etc)...rich is the chancellor of the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD, he does not have time (nor should he be focused) on something as trivial as hoops fundraising, that's the job of the athletic director

john, madsen is gone if asu extends an actionable offer...believe what u wanna believe, ur contract information is poorly sourced & inaccurate (my source is someone whose actually read mark's employment contract)

george, there is zero chance asu is gonna hire utah state head coach jerrod calhoun, the #1 choice would be creighton's greg mcdermott but he intends to retire soon & has already bought a tree fort in north scottsdale near shocky so he can play golf every day

shocky's newly incorporated sports book betting site monsterloseurazz.com thinks the current asu leaders for this opening are madsen, glasser (went to asu & high school with harden) or new mexico's eric olen (who did miracles at uc san diego prior to albuquerque, he's also a finalist at boston college)

real talk: nobody in the cal athletic ticket office/marketing department (the downside of hiring non berkeley grads that don't give 2 *****) including their "leaders" jay & jenny are working on a sunday nite, ZERO details re: the men's wednesday game & women's thursday games

monsterloseurazz.com is predicting a real (vs the fake announced numbers) crowd of less than 2000 for the men's & 1000 for the women's games unless FREE tickets are given to all attendees

yeah FREE cookies too for everybody!!

https://instagr.am/p/DV4kHaFjTbv

hoops, feel ur pain, maybe that's why cal mbb finished near the bottom of the acc in attendance this season despite a bubble ncca tournament team & now the head coach is done working for jay & jenny and their empty promises??

if the nit wuz not tied into the seeding process, do u think the bears would be hosting a 1st round game??